bill-swift - September 6, 2012
Holy crap. It's like having these hot women literally drag you to go see the movie Spring Breakers. Only, they're dragging you by your member and resistance is not only futile, it's a dull, numbing pain.
Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson are back in more more more teaser pics from Spring Breakers. This is like high school all over again with the sexy cheerleader bumping around on your lap, only I didn't get the sexy cheerleader on my lap, I got Mathilda the 2nd Trombone in the school marching band who had a nearly scientifically impossible center of gravity just eight inches above her cankles. It was not so pleasant. And not as thrilling as these promo photos portend for Spring Breakers.
I already know we're all going here. The question is how much longer can we wait?