If you're the right kind of respectful, and just a little bit lucky, stretch pants will give you the double whammy of both cleavy camel toe and tightly highlighted booty cheeks from some of your favorite sextastic celebrities in one fell swoop. It's like discovering that your most useful tool suddenly has yet another utility. That beer suddenly builds muscles. That's how awesome the yoga pants craze has been for the gentleman ogler.
Take for instance, Twilight hottie Nikki Reed. I guess she's also a singer now that she married the guy from American Idol. What I do know is Nikki likes to be sleeky and smooth when she works out, some nice skintight spandex will do. And do for us a pleasant peek at Nikki's puffy pastry and on the backside, some rather nicely toned buttockal cheeks. I'd call this a win win. Or, in layman's terms, two sides of the coin I will never have. Oh, sad. But also blessed! Enjoy.