Nikki Reed

Twilight Is Here! He Said With a Smirk (Well, At Least The Hotties Came Out for the Premiere)

I'm told this is the end of the Twilight Saga, the pornucopia of cinematic fare that has stimulated the libidinal parts of the fairer gender, young and old, with its incredibly romantic vision of Goth vampires from the Pacific Northwest, like so many flannel-clad vegan protestors outside a Starbucks, thirsty for blood, or, pumpkin-spiced lattes.

While it's easy to mock the craptastic vamp trail that has been Twilight, there's no doubt that the film series has introduced us to a treasure trove of hotties, for whom we are thankful in this giving of thanks season, and many of whom were in attendance at the L.A. premiere of the Breaking Dawn 2 finale last night, including Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stewart, who along with Ashley Tisdale and Teresa Palmer, stole the show on the big production red carpet. Looking at all these lovely ladies it wasn't hard to imagine a little serious sucking going on. Enjoy.

Nikki Reed Playing Drunken Party Girl With Upskirts in Short Leather Skirt in ‘Empire State’

We've always been Nikki Reed fans. One of the few highlights to come out of the Twilight movie series. The striking hot young actress is now filming Empire State in the Empire State and from what we can tell of her partied-hard look in a short black nearly-nice-revealing black leather skirt, she plays some kind of bedraggled party girl, looking exactly like I imagine she would look leaving my apartment after a long night of biting her way through my Boy Scout rope ties. Enjoy.

Nikki Reed and Miley Cyrus Twin Sweaty Workouts

Here's my pet peeve. I spend days on end drilling holes in the walls of gymnasiums only to learn that the sexy celebrities shower at home. My drill bit doth weep.

Miley Cyrus and Nikki Reed are two typical hottie celebs who do the public gym thing, which means hot sweaty Pilates workouts in stretchy tight clothing, followed by a sweaty departure from the facilities with $5K designer handbags in hand. Yet, knowing they are not stripping down in the big morass of female dripping sweat lodge in the women's locker room, that leaves me feeling a little empty. And my peep hole a little unpeeped. Sadly.

Twilight, Six to Midnight

Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed make the rounds. (GossipCenter)

Pregnant Beyonce takes a stroll. (HuffPo)

Mom and daughter lingerie ad. Creepy, hot or creepy hot? (FoxNews)

Read between the lines. (TheChive)

Sasha Grey thinks porn stars and kids are a great combo. (GossipCop)

Really intelligent people doing really intelligent things. (CollegeHumor)

Blake Lively off somewhere being hot. (LaineyGossip)

Mama Mia!

Amanda Seyfried bikini hotness. (TheSuperficial)

Hilary Duff, knocked up knock out. (HuffPo)

Siri can do everything. (CollegeHumor)

Charlize Theron new Vogue shoot. (FoxNews)

Lost phones, found pictures. (TheChive)

Nikki Reed looking good in Seventeen Magazine. (GossipCenter)

Well, this is awkward for Kim Kardashian. (GossipCop)

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

Nikki Reed Barely Covers Her Team Edwards on the Roman Red Carpet

Prepare yourself for an onslaught of Twilight, Breaking Dawn promotional frenzy in the weeks leading up to the campy vampy film release. Which would be fantastic if it solely involved hot pictures of film co-star Nikki Reed looking like she did last night at the movie screening at the Rome Film Festival in a dress that I'm sure has some fancy fashion name, but let's just call it the barely-covers-boobs spectacular. I'm not sure anything Twilight related is going to be as good as this. Enjoy.

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