Here’s the good news, Australia: you’re women are supremely hot. And, the bad news for you: they’re all coming to America. Well, certainly not all, but we are definitely benefitting from the Down Under invasion like nobody’s business of late, not the least of which is the semi-permanent move of ridiculously sextastic Nicole Trunfio to our Northeast corridors, namely The Hamptons this week where the lanky hot brunette has been sweet flitting about in dresses so short that they’re making leg-men shiver their timbers.
Thank you, Australia. Enjoy.
Well, let’s be honest, as much as we dined and delighted on the nekkid Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams pictures from Take This Waltz, it is a movie by women, for women, about women, and it’s not the sexiest film in the world. So it was quite kindly of super-hot model and actress Nicole Trunfio to show up at the New York premiere of the film and lend her wicked hot body to the red carpet proceedings.
Nicole Trunfio and Egotastic! have a beautifully simple relationship. The sextastic Aussie likes to wear little tiny outfits and super short dresses and we love to ogle her in them. It works out just fine. As fine as those long legs of hers. Enjoy.
Ever since sextastic model and Aussie actress Nicole Trunfio set up shop in L.A., well, the sun just seems to shine a bit brighter, the birds chirp a little big more melodic, and the morning wood needs even heartier chopping. She does tend to have that effect on people.
The Down Under hottie was hanging out over the weekend on the beach in Malibu, just doing what she does best, simply tiny bikini, wicked hot model body, and not hiding from any of our prying lenses, which means we get to share in her weekend beach adventures, the best parts of it at least. Enjoy.
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I’m not exactly sure what this little N.Y.C. cement pole did in a previous life to be ever so lucky in this one, but it must’ve been something spectacularly karmically positive because Australian hottie thespianic and model Nicole Trunfio was working her open and closed legs and beautiful derriere all across this little lucky man for quite a good deal of time yesterday during a photoshoot for H&M retailers.
Now, I’ve personally never been to a gentleman’s club, because Parcheesi and pizza rolls are as exciting as my evenings out ever get, but I’m told by my good friend Gunther Spack that what Nicole is doing to that pole would cost you about $500 large in an adult establishment and the girl would likely look less like Nicole, and more like the chubby girl Cindy you got to second base with during the school dance while trying to ignore the canker sore dangling from her lower lip.
So, consider this on the house, you lucky little bastard pole. Enjoy.
We have a little big thing for Nicole Trunfio, the Aussie model and erstwhile thespianic we met just a year or so ago.
Perhaps it’s because she’s tall and super hot with all kinds of come-hither-and-see-if-you-can-afford me looks, or those long legs or perhaps those big new pushed up magnificent melons she was flashing on the streets of New York this week, adding an entirely new dimension, or two, to her hotness factor.
Oh, sure, someday soon we’ll be forced to read about Nicole dating Joe Jonas or late night banging Wilmer Valdarrama, but, for now, she’s virtually all ours. Enjoy.
Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.
Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who’s pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn’t have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.
This week’s Reader Finds earns you faithful fans a grade of A+ for all your delightfully tawdry discoveries, including bra’d up Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg, see-through Rihanna, taped up topless Nicole Trunfio, pornolicious Sibel Kekilli, Prom queen Elizabeth Gillies, Adriana Lima finally un-V’d, and speaking of taped-up, Taylor Momsen in a gif to remember.
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