Nicole Neal

India Reynolds Chests Up to Nicole Neal for a Funbag Showdown in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

The battles may end, but the war shall never cease. Strike that, in reverse, the war is over, but the battles continue on, most definitely when we're talking about the web's #1 rated contest of teat-vs-teat we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Four may enter, but only two may leave. Well, okay, we let all four out, but two get to go home with a prize pinned in their cleft declaring that on this day, they had the finest udders in the land.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic pits super brunette sweetie India Reynolds against veteran blonde and chesty hottie, Nicole Neal. While I'd push any of you in front of a moving train if it bought me five minutes in the broom closet alone with either, that's not really my option today. Today is for you to decide the winner and the girl who could've been the winner but didn't win and when she cries I'll have my hanky conveniently at the ready. So, in your humble, yet expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Nicole Neal

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Nicole Neal Sallies Forth in Topless Battle with Kelly Hall

 

Ah, yes, if i'm not mistaken it's the precious time of the week when snatch two complete innocent glamorous models out of the produce session of their organic supermarkets and pit their chests up against one another for no particular reason save the for the betterment of the world. A little thing we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic.

Entering the strictly sextastic ballroom of the chestal goodies this week, blonde goodness Nicole Neal and her effervescent peaches proudly pitched up against the heaven's sake betties of Kelly Hall, a brunette who holds many dark, chocolate tasting secrets in her alluring eyes and everything below. A contest for the ages for which you have but minutes to decide. Between these two outstandingly hot women, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Kelly Hall

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Nicole Neal Dareth to Chesty Challenge Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I love women. I love all women, with a special place in my charcoal filled heart for the sextastic celebrities I leer at all day and into the evenings. But each Thursday I do find the administrative need to make one girl shed tears of disappointment, as two stupendously sextastic women go head to head, err, chest to chest, in our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week's contest of the blessed cones pits blonde bits of gorgeous Nicole Neal against our belusted alt-brunette hottie, Mellisa Clarke, in a completely visceral challenge of who has the finer chest. As if I wouldn't shank any of you in the shower for the chance to fondle either perky pair, but, today, we must choose between the better of two goodies. The supreme teats of visual treats. Decide you must: whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Lacey Banghard Teat Targets Nicole Neal in the Last Battle of the Boobtastic for 2013

 

Why not go out with the Battle of the Boobtastic in 2013 the same way we came in. Two epically hot women with outstanding mammaries battling each other for chestal supremacy. We call it a fight, but it's truly a love-in. Like a dad beating sense into his coming of age son. Except without the actual child abuse and no men involved at all. Just the glorious funbags this week of Lacey Banghard and gal pal Nicole Neal, both poses and ready for battle.

We'd love to award both girls with blue ribbons for melon perfection. But, alas, only one girl can take home the booby prize and you must decide who. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Nicole Neal Chestal Weigh-In Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Make love, not war. God that expression sounds so good when coming from wicked hot topless girls. Really, there's no refuting the sentiment in that situation. As we here at Egotastic! believe that most hostility in this would could be averted if every man had a fabulous pair of funbags in his hearth and home to plowshare each evening (and mornings in the shower), our consecrated battles between the chests of two fine ladies should be seen as more an act of peace, than that of conflict. And, boy, just check out this week's pieces.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features the lust-inspiring Nicole Neal and her blonde highlight delights pitted against veteran hottie Holly Peers and her perfect plumpers. Personally, I can't picture myself telling either of these girls that their glorious chests didn't match up to the competition today, which is why I hand over this awesome responsibility to you the readers. Who's got the melons with the sweetest seeds? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Emily O’Hara Puppy Thumps Nicole Neal in The Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic (With BotB Rankings Now Computed)

 

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic might also be considered the Battle of the Blondes, as killer fair-haired beauties Emily O'Hara and Nicole Neal go chest to chest in our weekly qualitative measurement contest. There's no shutdown here, only lift-ups, as two supremely fine women remove their tops for your viewing, and judging pleasure.

And, judge you must. It is your sacred obligation to send one woman home with the virtual trophy while another lowers her head into her hands and curses Fate. Take your time, scan, peruse, and decide, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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And, since so many of you have asked, politely even, intern Andrew has compiled a scorecard of the all-time records of our fair lass competitors over the history of the BotB:

Nicole Neal Topless With Her Friend Lauren for Hot Girls Being Bad Time

 

Who doesn't love to see two hotties stripping off their tops and being super naughty and pretending to be delinquents? That's right, nobody. Especially when we're talking Nicole Neal and her friend Lauren stripping out of their little tidbits to get naughty and topless and flashing two ridiculously hot playful bodies in the current edition of Front magazine.

To say this is an artistic endeavor straight out of many a fantasy for me, well, that is quite the understatement. This looks exactly like my nightly dreams, only missing a Salvador Dali droopy watch. Enjoy.

(You can see Nicole and Lauren hanging out bad girls in Front video as well.)