Nicole Neal

Nicole Neal Dareth to Chesty Challenge Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2014 @ 11:42 am

I love women. I love all women, with a special place in my charcoal filled heart for the sextastic celebrities I leer at all day and into the evenings. But each Thursday I do find the administrative need to make one girl shed tears of disappointment, as two stupendously sextastic women go head to head, err, chest to chest, in our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week's contest of the blessed cones pits blonde bits of gorgeous Nicole Neal against our belusted alt-brunette hottie, Mellisa Clarke, in a completely visceral challenge of who has the finer chest. As if I wouldn't shank any of you in the shower for the chance to fondle either perky pair, but, today, we must choose between the better of two goodies. The supreme teats of visual treats. Decide you must: whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lacey Banghard Teat Targets Nicole Neal in the Last Battle of the Boobtastic for 2013

By Bill Swift | December 26, 2013 @ 11:40 am

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Why not go out with the Battle of the Boobtastic in 2013 the same way we came in. Two epically hot women with outstanding mammaries battling each other for chestal supremacy. We call it a fight, but it's truly a love-in. Like a dad beating sense into his coming of age son. Except without the actual child abuse and no men involved at all. Just the glorious funbags this week of Lacey Banghard and gal pal Nicole Neal, both poses and ready for battle.

We'd love to award both girls with blue ribbons for melon perfection. But, alas, only one girl can take home the booby prize and you must decide who. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Nicole Neal Chestal Weigh-In Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2013 @ 10:14 am

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Make love, not war. God that expression sounds so good when coming from wicked hot topless girls. Really, there's no refuting the sentiment in that situation. As we here at Egotastic! believe that most hostility in this would could be averted if every man had a fabulous pair of funbags in his hearth and home to plowshare each evening (and mornings in the shower), our consecrated battles between the chests of two fine ladies should be seen as more an act of peace, than that of conflict. And, boy, just check out this week's pieces.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features the lust-inspiring Nicole Neal and her blonde highlight delights pitted against veteran hottie Holly Peers and her perfect plumpers. Personally, I can't picture myself telling either of these girls that their glorious chests didn't match up to the competition today, which is why I hand over this awesome responsibility to you the readers. Who's got the melons with the sweetest seeds? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Emily O’Hara Puppy Thumps Nicole Neal in The Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic (With BotB Rankings Now Computed)

By Bill Swift | October 10, 2013 @ 10:12 am

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This week's Battle of the Boobtastic might also be considered the Battle of the Blondes, as killer fair-haired beauties Emily O'Hara and Nicole Neal go chest to chest in our weekly qualitative measurement contest. There's no shutdown here, only lift-ups, as two supremely fine women remove their tops for your viewing, and judging pleasure.

And, judge you must. It is your sacred obligation to send one woman home with the virtual trophy while another lowers her head into her hands and curses Fate. Take your time, scan, peruse, and decide, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.

And, since so many of you have asked, politely even, intern Andrew has compiled a scorecard of the all-time records of our fair lass competitors over the history of the BotB:

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Nicole Neal Topless With Her Friend Lauren for Hot Girls Being Bad Time

By Bill Swift | September 16, 2013 @ 11:30 am

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Nicole Neal and Lauren Being Topless and Naughty in Front Magazine 186

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Who doesn't love to see two hotties stripping off their tops and being super naughty and pretending to be delinquents? That's right, nobody. Especially when we're talking Nicole Neal and her friend Lauren stripping out of their little tidbits to get naughty and topless and flashing two ridiculously hot playful bodies in the current edition of Front magazine.

To say this is an artistic endeavor straight out of many a fantasy for me, well, that is quite the understatement. This looks exactly like my nightly dreams, only missing a Salvador Dali droopy watch. Enjoy.

(You can see Nicole and Lauren hanging out bad girls in Front video as well.)

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Humpday Huzzah! Nicole Neal Topless Lingerie Outtakes Will Make You Smile (That’s a Promise)

By Bill Swift | September 11, 2013 @ 12:14 pm

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Nicole Neal Topless in Lingerie Nuts Outtakes August 2013

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I don't guarantee much in life, but I am personally guaranteeing, backed by some serious zero dollars, that seeing the wicked fine Nicole Neal strip out of her lingerie in these superb Nuts magazine outtakes will indeed make you feel better. You may be feeling fine now already, in which case you will feel super fine. If you're down in the dumps, you will be lifted higher. Such is the power of one single beautiful woman taking off her clothes for the camera. Such a simple medicine that requires no FDA approval, costs you nothing, and is essentially a fully environmentally friendly source.

In this middle of the week when we celebrate the finest in lady humps, I can think of no finer pert pair of feel-good roundness than Nicole Neal. Just silky perfection. Huzzah!

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Danielle Sharp and Nicole Neal Topless in Black Lingerie for Playtime Funtime

By Bill Swift | September 4, 2013 @ 10:43 am

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Danielle Sharp and Nicole Neal Topless in Black Lingerie for Nuts September 2013

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In the world I'm creating, women always travel and hang out in pairs. And, typically, in little bits of lingerie or less. I suppose more than two would work as well, but it has to be an even number so that nobody ever gets left without a dance partner.

Our friends at Nuts magazine must have tapped into my world creation plan with this pictorial of the delicious Danielle Sharpand Nicole Neal hanging out in their dressy lingerie, which doesn't stay on too long, thankfully, and just fulfilling one of my favorite evening time dreamscapes. There's absolutely nothing wrong with women delighting in the company of other nekkid women. It's a leisure time activity that needs to be as heavily encouraged as possible. Positive letters, inspiring shouts, and the tossing of large dollar bills always helps. Enjoy.

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