Nicole Neal

Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, and Other Topless Hotties for i-D Magazine’s Spring Fling

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Sabine Jemeljanova Topless in i-D Magazine Spring 2013

I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.

Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It's quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.

Nicole Neal Topless Blonde Awesomeness For Continuing Moral Conflicts

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 10:22 am

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Nicole Neal Topless in Front Magazine April 2013

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We can make appropriate fun of guys with grabby hands, those impolite and rude bastards that ruin it for other men, but it's okay to imagine a little wandering of the fingers over the likes of Nicole Neal, just ridiculously hot and sextastic and quite topless on the pages of Front magazine.

I mean, if you're not imagining Nicole asking for you a little help removing her garments to reveal her boobtastic perfection, well, you either need a long vacation or a short smack to the head, because Nicole is a dream inducer of the highest order. So, remember, do not touch without permission, but, in your mind, well, as Casey Kasem urges, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars (don't ask me how I know that). Enjoy.

Danni Wells Goes Blonde to Blonde with Nicole Neal in the Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | April 18, 2013 @ 10:19 am

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Do blondes have more fun? Well, they have some stiff, make them, fluffy, competition this week in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic as delightfully delicious Danni Wells pits her two chest puppies up against the fully loaded fineries of Nicole Neal. Two blonde bombshells exploding with funbag goodness.

While modern culture self-esteemers would like us to declare both girls as winners so everybody can go home happy, veterans of these jug battles know that a victor must be crowned. One winner, one not winner who we'd love to console in our tents after the event. So, you must decide. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Nicole Neal Topless Blonde Sweetheart, The Kind of Girl Who Gets You in Big Trouble (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 10:28 am

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Nicole Neal Shines in a Topless Shoot in FRONT Magazine January 2013

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Checking out Nicole Neal in her new pictorial in this month's Front magazine, along with one helluva wicked accompanying alluring and quite topless video shoot, my first thought, naturally, was, 'Man, so damn hot, must have'. Then I realized, hmm, Nicole Neal looks just like the kind of girl who you fall head over loins for, then find yourself in a whole lot of trouble. I mean, you end up with a brother holding a shotgun under your nostrils, or some big dude with no neck asking why you gotta make trouble messing with her, or perhaps you just discover that despite being a certified Subway sandwich maker, you've got no money left in your bank account at the end of the month, or on the 8th of the month, because somebody thought they'd look good in fur. And, despite what PETA says, damn,she did look good in just that fur.

But this is a fleeing thought. Because, let's face it, men have very short memories for the punishing lessons of the past when they're focused on thoughts of punishing a hot booty in the future. Without short memories, we'd hardly be able to populate this planet. And that is a job that somebody's got to do; and I'd like to start now, right now, with Nicole Neal. Many babies! Enjoy.

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Nicole Neal Pits Her Puppies Against Holly Peers In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | January 10, 2013 @ 12:25 pm

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If there's any one thing finer than the twin pair of goodies on the front end of some of the most beautiful women in the world, it's putting those goodies in battle against one another to smoosh and smash and flop and fluffy and determine whose happy jacks provide superior visual delight.

Yes, it's like choosing which of your children you love the most, but coming from a background where my parents told me I clearly was never in the running from that title, I'm just cynical enough to force you into your own Solomon's choice. And this week, that choice is between Page 3 stunning blonde Nicole Neal and veteran mistress of the mmmm funbags, Holly Peers.

Two delicious delightful delights, but only one set of puppies can leave with the gold medal. So, I ask you, whos ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, Staci Noblett and Others Topless in Pabo ‘La Magie’ 2013 Calendar

By Bill Swift | December 10, 2012 @ 10:51 am

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It's time to break out the high-concept topless calendar time, one of our favorite times of the year. The combination of some of our favorite glamour models such as Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, Staci Noblett and a bevy of other babetastic beauties, well, 12 in all, naturally, for t he Pabo 2013 Calendar with the theme of Magic!

Now, let's be real, magic is pretty damn nerdy, but, like any subject matter, the edition of wicked hot topless girls makes everything cool, or hot, or so hot it's cool. So take a gander at all twelve months of the Pabo Calendar and see if you don't feel tempted to pull your rabbit out of its hat. Enjoy.

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Nicole Neal Defends Her Chest Against Courtnie Quinlan in This Week’s Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 9:56 am

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A couple lesser reveled glamour models take center stage in this week's Thunderdome of the extraordinary boobtastic. A not often publicized, but super hot Courtnie Quinlan pits her lovely lady chest humps up against blonde rising star Nicole Neal in what promises to be one of those breakout bouts that we all look back on someday in a Hall of Funbag Fame tribute reel.

There are no losers in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, just winners, namely, you, but, ultimately the competitive arena demands a champion, one set of knockers to take home the $25 gift certificate to participating Arby's restaurants, so, we ask you on this sacred occasion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?