Nicole Neal

Nicole Neal Dareth To Drop Top Against Lucy Collett in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There are two things you never want to stand in the way of. An out of control septic tank flushing truck and two hot ladies with stellar chesty treats determined to round off in the Battle of the Boobtastic. Though, really, if you had to choose only one, I'd choose getting in the mix of the boob battle.

This weeks two who dared to bare for the glory of Rome and Gentleman Oglers are Nicole Neal, a blonde hottie of extraordinary hot bodily talents and Lucy Collett, the ginger topped curvaceous dreamboat of my nightly REM sleep fantasies. I'd like both girls leave cracker crumbs in my bed. Hot sweet sextastic crumbs. But only one can strut away today wearing the virtual crown of champions. It's up to you to make the Solomonesque decision, between these two perfect gals, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Lucy Collett

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Mellisa Clarke Naturally Naughty Ta-Ta Throwdown With Nicole Neal With the Sextastic Appeal

 

It's time for the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. That moment each week when we celebrate the finest of the funbags by pitting two of them, make that, four of them, against each other in a competition for Funion supremacy. It's not always civil, but it's always super hot.

This week's battle pits the peaches of au natural goth hottie Mellisa Clarke and her brunette bangs against the banging hot body of blonde goddess Nicole Neal. It pains me to think of either of them going home unhappy with the results of a boob judging contest, but judge you must. Making attractive women cry is your sacred duty. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Nicole Neal

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Nicole Neal Takes Off Her Top to Contest Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Time for the weekly throwdown showdown when we pluck two perfectly hot glamour models from the world of giving men so very much to see and insist they go melon-a-melon in the Thunderdome of perfect chesty goodness to determine the finest pair of pert puppies for the week. Some have called me mad for running such a heartfelt heartless game of ridiculously hot bodied perfection. But I hear worse daily from my own family, so your words can no longer hurt me.

Today's Battle of the Boobtastic features the so ever sextastic Nicole Neal and her blonde charms against the most au natural of brunettes in the temptation laden Mellisa Clarke. There are no losers in the Battle of the Boobtastic, just a loser. One girl who must go home and shed the tears of the udderly disappointed. And you must decide whose Fate this shall be today. In your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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India Reynolds Chests Up to Nicole Neal for a Funbag Showdown in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

The battles may end, but the war shall never cease. Strike that, in reverse, the war is over, but the battles continue on, most definitely when we're talking about the web's #1 rated contest of teat-vs-teat we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Four may enter, but only two may leave. Well, okay, we let all four out, but two get to go home with a prize pinned in their cleft declaring that on this day, they had the finest udders in the land.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic pits super brunette sweetie India Reynolds against veteran blonde and chesty hottie, Nicole Neal. While I'd push any of you in front of a moving train if it bought me five minutes in the broom closet alone with either, that's not really my option today. Today is for you to decide the winner and the girl who could've been the winner but didn't win and when she cries I'll have my hanky conveniently at the ready. So, in your humble, yet expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Nicole Neal

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Nicole Neal Sallies Forth in Topless Battle with Kelly Hall

 

Ah, yes, if i'm not mistaken it's the precious time of the week when snatch two complete innocent glamorous models out of the produce session of their organic supermarkets and pit their chests up against one another for no particular reason save the for the betterment of the world. A little thing we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic.

Entering the strictly sextastic ballroom of the chestal goodies this week, blonde goodness Nicole Neal and her effervescent peaches proudly pitched up against the heaven's sake betties of Kelly Hall, a brunette who holds many dark, chocolate tasting secrets in her alluring eyes and everything below. A contest for the ages for which you have but minutes to decide. Between these two outstandingly hot women, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Nicole Neal Dareth to Chesty Challenge Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I love women. I love all women, with a special place in my charcoal filled heart for the sextastic celebrities I leer at all day and into the evenings. But each Thursday I do find the administrative need to make one girl shed tears of disappointment, as two stupendously sextastic women go head to head, err, chest to chest, in our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week's contest of the blessed cones pits blonde bits of gorgeous Nicole Neal against our belusted alt-brunette hottie, Mellisa Clarke, in a completely visceral challenge of who has the finer chest. As if I wouldn't shank any of you in the shower for the chance to fondle either perky pair, but, today, we must choose between the better of two goodies. The supreme teats of visual treats. Decide you must: whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Lacey Banghard Teat Targets Nicole Neal in the Last Battle of the Boobtastic for 2013

 

Why not go out with the Battle of the Boobtastic in 2013 the same way we came in. Two epically hot women with outstanding mammaries battling each other for chestal supremacy. We call it a fight, but it's truly a love-in. Like a dad beating sense into his coming of age son. Except without the actual child abuse and no men involved at all. Just the glorious funbags this week of Lacey Banghard and gal pal Nicole Neal, both poses and ready for battle.

We'd love to award both girls with blue ribbons for melon perfection. But, alas, only one girl can take home the booby prize and you must decide who. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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