Hello there blessedly blessed Friday. The day of the week when our thoughts turn in the summer time to great outdoor weekends, wolfing down undercooked yet simultaneously burnt meat off the grill, and admiring the grand power of the sun to toast your flesh from 91 million miles away like you are its pale bitch. But nothing, absolutely nothing on a summer weekend beats seeing hot girls in very little clothing. It’s more Americana to me than baseball or apple pie. No comment on my mom. So before I send you off this weekend to do your fair share of ogling, we fill our passion tanks by way of sextastic celebrity skin finds from our very own reader email bag.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Nicky Whelan in her see-through wet bikini epic pictorial (thank you to EgoReader ‘Stim’ for reinvigorating our Whelan feelings), Dutch WAG Yolanthe Sneijder hot in a bikini and nipple slipping (kudos to the benevolent ‘Rod’), Cailin Russo quite topless and also quite see-through in a double dip (double the Cailin showoff via ‘JJ’), Gene Simmons daughter Sophie Simmons underwater nipple poking (caught on Instagram by speedy ‘John’), Anais Zanotti blessedly topless in the Romanian Bunny mag (stellar nekkid body presented by ‘Bill P.’), Hannah Martin and Sammi Jo topless tennis activities (hardcourt softballs envisioned by ‘Francis’), brunette hottie Alyssa Miller quite topless (much ado about funbags from ‘Ken Y.’), Hunter Haley King flashing deep bikini cleave on the soaps (many inches of thanks to ‘Jeremy’), Cara Delevingne sextastic boudoir photos (Michelle Rodriguez girlfriend shots via ‘Aimee’), Vanessa Paradis topless in yet another Euro-cinematic throwback (hot topless body views delivered by ‘Don’), Zoe Trilling topless on the big screen (a ripe contribution from ‘Devon E.’), Olivia Wilde so dam hot for Details (the new mommy back in her prime from ‘Steven R.’), Indira Varma topless in her star making role (subcontinent ta-ta’s via ‘Epps’), Sandra McCoy topless in the dearly missed Femme Fatales (I shed a tear thanks to ‘Owen’), Salma Hayek topless turn on the beach (I shall always bow down to ‘Wright’), Erika Mader and some bodacious funbags in skinematics (a novel visual suggestion from ‘Taylor’), and last, but hardly least, another skinematic classic set of ta’s from Lori Jo Hendrix (kind wonderments contributed by ‘Stan W.’). Now that’s a Reader Finds! Enjoy.
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Yes, that is Nicky Whelan asstastic right there. Body double? Take a look at the amazing butt side of the sextastic Aussie actress and you will see for yourself. The superbly hot Nicky Whelan took a nice bend and spill role on the Comedy Central show, Workaholics, this season, including these magical moments from a recent episode.
Nicky Whelan is more than just a ridiculously amazing body. But if she were just that, it’d still be more than enough. Enjoy.
Blessed be the end of this week, the last full week of Spring, the time before the Summer of wardrobe malfunctions, and blessed be our friends at Mr. Skin and their Mr. Skin Minute for previewing this week’s must-see-fleshtastic DVD releases.
This week’s min-of-skin includes a black and white and hot all over Carla Gugino, the at-home-movie release of Nicky Whelan boobtastic, and newcomer Laura Ramsey in an Irish flash that is truly rack-inspiring.
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First you name the list of hotties, then you invite them all to a party. Well, most of them, I mean, you can’t just fill a room with 100 of the world’s hottest women, except in the Matrix like reaches of REM sleep male libido. But a good number showed up last night for the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles where the super sexy mixed with the B-level male celebrities in an uncomfortable mix of Hollywood caste system reality (you see, the talent pool stretches so deep here in Tinsel Town, hotness alone simply does not buy you into movie star land). Neverthless, hotness does buy you a ticket into full exposure on Egotastic!, so the world’s gentlemen oglers can appreciate the celebrity fineries on display last evening.
Of course, let by this year’s Maxim sexiest winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Hot 100 party also contained the eye-popping likes of Olivia Munn, Keri Hilson, Dania Ramirez, Joanna Krupa, Nicky Whelan, Jaime Alexander, Alessandra Torresani (now a blonde), Arianny Celeste, Rebecca Mader, and Sophie Monk. Now, that’s a hot-tub full of hotness I’d like to mulder in. Enjoy.
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Nicky Whelan topless. It’s finally here. We’ve been having a brief, but torrid love affair with this Aussie blonde bombshell the past couple of weeks just waiting the arrival of her glorious funbags, put on exhibit in Hall Pass, a movie for which if you can get past ninety minutes of Owen Wilson and his distracting nasal bump, you will be rewarded with a scrumptious bit of Nicky Whelan boobtastic that is sure to deposit a pleasant memory into your tug vault. Oh, joyous day. Enjoy.
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Wow, we got way overloaded with literally moist mail from the Egotastic! nation asking to see more of the super sexy Aussie Nicky Whelan while we await her topless pictures from Hall Pass. And, a million and one members of the drool-for-Nicky army insisting that this classic see-through bikini photoshoot for Wicked Weasel teeny weeny bikini company is the previous high bar of hotness for this blonde bombshell. I’m certainly not going to argue otherwise, not while employing the amazing properties of H20 to see some sweet Whelan nipples and Down Under lady parts. Wow. Wicked Weasel indeed. I’m in lust. Enjoy.
Saw Hall Pass. All I can say is, well, the movie is outrageously good for about twenty seconds, twenty seconds of topless Nicky Whelan, the sexy Down Under actress from Aussie television hit, Neighbours who flashes her sweet sweet wallabies finally at the tail end of Hall Pass. I’m going to leave it to others to decide if it’s worth the ninety minute wait. But, while we impatiently await the time when we can bring you this glorious cinematic moment, oh, whet your appetite for Nicky Whelan a bit further with just about the sexiest ballerina pictures you shall ever feast your peepers upon. Hang in there. And, enjoy.