Two of my favorite girl friends in the entire world, Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman took to the sands of Sydney Beach to stop traffic, hearts, and perhaps even time itself in various form fitting and tiny bikinis. I think I accidentally bit through the leg of the koala I was house sitting. These two girls more often than not in California or Miami strutting their divine bikini female forms across the shorelines making men weep and women hate men for finally crying. It’s very complicated, but suffice it to say, these girls are trouble. Good trouble.
Now down Sydney way, the bikini pimping couple looked all tanned and water spritzed and ready to be picked up by some billionaire in his yacht for high seas adventures. I wonder if they’d accept a pale thousandaire in a dinghy? I think I know the answer, but I’m hoping I’m wrong. This is just too much ridiculously sextastic bikini goodness for any ogler to handle. Let me be the oil boy, please! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We’ve been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.
Sometimes, I just don’t know what’s wrong with this world. But I always know what’s right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That’s most definitely right. Now, let’s get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.
Yes, I’m aware that Natasha Oakley has a boyfriend. I took precious time cutting him out of all these photos so I didn’t have to see his stupid lucky bastard face. But boyfriends are just friends who are boys until the next better one comes along. Might I recommend a guy who sits on his ass and drinks beer eight to twelve hours a day? I am currently ‘it’s complicated’ in my own relationship.
Natasha Oakley and her killer body and that devious overbite which haunts me in my NC-17 dreams swished and swayed and created tidal waves of passion along the South Florida shoreline once more. Even the manatees were getting boners. That’s saying something. Those slippery bastards are pretty picky. Someday, I know, Natasha and I will be bikini shopping together and laughing at the fact we never got together before. She’ll be laughing, I’ll be crying for all the wasted seconds of my life not in her tender but firm clutches. Enjoy.
Model and fellow blogger Natasha Oakley was looking hot as F in a tiny black bikini in Miami Beach. Natasha’s ample funbags were on display in a top that left little to the imagination. Natasha has got a pretty spectacular rack and, humanitarian that she is, she likes to share it with the world. The cleavage alone is enough to get your pressure up but there is also some lovely sideboob action. But that’s just half the story. There is also her bottom which allows us an almost complete view of her amazing booty. It’s pert, toned, and perfect. I know that the word “perfect” gets tossed around a lot but in this case I mean it. Her booty looks like it was designed in a lab somewhere by mad butt scientists working on creating the ultimate derriere. They succeeded.
Natasha doesn’t look like most bloggers I know. Mostly they look…well…like me. I guess really hot people have better things to do than write articles online. You know, like be hot.
Natasha Oakley seems to have returned to her native Australia at least for the time being to bring her wicked hot bikini body and that overbite that drives me insane back to the great Down Under.
Spotted coming out of the surf at Bondi Beach, Natasha and her bikini a day body stood out even in the stiff competition of the Sydney shores. She’s been fine tuning her strut and ridiculously sextastic body promenade on the tough sands of Miami Beach for long enough now to know what needs to be done to get attention. Northern hemisphere or southern hemisphere, you need them both looking toned and ready. Enjoy.
These two BFFs are just absolutely killing me in their killer bikinis, so tiny on their perfectly carved female forms. Aussie Natasha Oakley and her domestic partner, sadly not sexual, Devin Brugman, are the perfect Insgrammable gal pals for promoting daily bikini wearing as a matter of women’s health. I couldn’t agree more. Especially if you happen to already look as healthy as Natasha and Devin.
Their frontsides certainly look invigorated, and their backsides, those thumpers, wow, extra hale and hardy. I’m in lust all over again with tag team bikini shower time dreams. Enjoy.