Yes, I'm aware that Natasha Oakley has a boyfriend. I took precious time cutting him out of all these photos so I didn't have to see his stupid lucky bastard face. But boyfriends are just friends who are boys until the next better one comes along. Might I recommend a guy who sits on his ass and drinks beer eight to twelve hours a day? I am currently 'it's complicated' in my own relationship.
Natasha Oakley and her killer body and that devious overbite which haunts me in my NC-17 dreams swished and swayed and created tidal waves of passion along the South Florida shoreline once more. Even the manatees were getting boners. That's saying something. Those slippery bastards are pretty picky. Someday, I know, Natasha and I will be bikini shopping together and laughing at the fact we never got together before. She'll be laughing, I'll be crying for all the wasted seconds of my life not in her tender but firm clutches. Enjoy.
Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley Bosom Bikini Buddies For Your Menage-A-Ta-Ta Fantsies
At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We've been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.
Sometimes, I just don't know what's wrong with this world. But I always know what's right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That's most definitely right. Now, let's get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.
WHEN DEVIN AND NATASHA GET TOGETHER, I NEED AN EVEN COLDER SHOW