Natasha Oakley

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At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We’ve been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.

Sometimes, I just don’t know what’s wrong with this world. But I always know what’s right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That’s most definitely right. Now, let’s get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.

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Yes, I’m aware that Natasha Oakley has a boyfriend. I took precious time cutting him out of all these photos so I didn’t have to see his stupid lucky bastard face. But boyfriends are just friends who are boys until the next better one comes along. Might I recommend a guy who sits on his ass and drinks beer eight to twelve hours a day? I am currently ‘it’s complicated’ in my own relationship.

Natasha Oakley and her killer body and that devious overbite which haunts me in my NC-17 dreams swished and swayed and created tidal waves of passion along the South Florida shoreline once more. Even the manatees were getting boners. That’s saying something. Those slippery bastards are pretty picky. Someday, I know, Natasha and I will be bikini shopping together and laughing at the fact we never got together before. She’ll be laughing, I’ll be crying for all the wasted seconds of my life not in her tender but firm clutches. Enjoy.

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These two BFFs are just absolutely killing me in their killer bikinis, so tiny on their perfectly carved female forms. Aussie Natasha Oakley and her domestic partner, sadly not sexual, Devin Brugman, are the perfect Insgrammable gal pals for promoting daily bikini wearing as a matter of women’s health. I couldn’t agree more. Especially if you happen to already look as healthy as Natasha and Devin.

Their frontsides certainly look invigorated, and their backsides, those thumpers, wow, extra hale and hardy.  I’m in lust all over again with tag team bikini shower time dreams. Enjoy.

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There they are again. The two gal pals of Instagram bikini stardom rocketing their hot bodies to digital fame heights by sheer force of booty. And consider me fully ready to commit.

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley take their beach bikini time very seriously. It’s work and it’s play, and from the sight of their twin beacons of badonkadonk wading into the water, I’d say both are going quite well. Of course, not too shabby when they 180-bootastic right into our hearts either. And they were showing off in multiple bikinis over the weekend:

I like to imagine ridiculously hot bodied young women always travel in pairs, just in case they come under the sudden urge to press up against a soft and warm and curvy female form not unlike their own.We all have the need for such romantic ventures. It’s just that Devin’s and Natasha’s is potentially eight millions times more wicked than your own. Man, I hope they shower off together after the beach. I’d sure like to think so. Enjoy.