Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman Bare Booty, Amanda Seyfried Topless, Mary Louise Parker Nekkid Fill the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute Topless Screencaps for November 8, 2013
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You know the very minute the guys invented the motion picture camera they were thinking only one thing. Let’s go find some hot chicks to film. And when they discovered that these hot women had a strong interesting in seeing themselves visually recorded, well, that’s when they knew they had created something genius. Our friends at Mr. Skin are merely the evolution of those early days in cinema, cutting off all the fat to get to get to the meat, the good stuff, the hot skin on film.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Portman not the least bit nekkid in Thor, but quite body and booty revealing in Hotel Chevalier, Amanda Seyfried topless as a porn star in Lovelace, now on Blu-Ray, and also out on hi-def home theater viewing, the entire collection of the TV Series Weeds, which among other wickedly hot topless moments has brought us numerous epic scenes of star Mary Louise Parker baring all her goodies in character. Quite the viewing. Enjoy.

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Natalie Portman Cleavetastic at Texas-Baylor Football Game Walkabout

Our belusted Hebrew School Hottie, Natalie Portman has been down Texas way making her post-MILFtastic transformation film comeback, and took a break from shooting, though not from her new blonde hair and big mommy boobs exhibition, to take a walk around the Texas-Baylor football game this weekend.

As for the game itself, Texas managed to outlast Baylor 56-50 in a wildly offensive game. My thoughts of Natalie Portman so cleavetastic are equally offensive, and I assure you, I will not outlast much longer.

Oh, Natalie, you are going to make many men feel dirty good. Enjoy.

Natalie Portman As a Blonde Busty Bombshell? Yep, This Could Work

Playing the heart of a love triangle in the heart of the Texas music scene in an untitled Terrence Malick film project, Natalie Portman has made a reappearance in the film world post-baby that is mammarable, to say the least.

Mommyhood has been good to our belusted Natalie in at least one, err, two very nice areas. Combined with a push-up bra, her new funbags appear thrice the size of anything we’ve seen by way of Portman pontoons in the past. Throw in the blonde locks and the trashy Texas bargirl look, and we might just be willing (and or begging) to make baby number deuce with the Hebrew School hottie.

Natalie Portman with boobs. This could be a deadly combination. Enjoy.

Natalie Portman Covered Topless in Dior Ad Reminds Us That We Miss the Shit out of Natalie Portman

Our Hebrew School Hotties list is just a little bit empty without regular appearances from our former Black Swan, Natalie Portman. Ever since she got babied up and married to her just-has-to-be-gay-ballet-dancer husband, she’s really disappeared from the sextastic celebrity scene. A real loss too.

In a new ad released by Dior, we get a tease of all good things past, and, what we can only hope is even better things to come, from Natalie as she lay covered topless across a sofa selling the brand name stank.

Come back to us, Natalie. Where you belong. In our arms. Mostly to entirely nekkid. Meowing like a kitty cat  (okay, that last part is mostly just a personal fantasy type add-on, but grant us this indulgence). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Natalie Portman Classic Topless, Evangeline Lilly Stellar Sexy, Elisabetta Canalis Gotcha Topless, And Much Much More…

 
Elisabetta Canalis Topless in Tabloid
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As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I’ll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.

That’s the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.

This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It’s a mouthful!

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Sofia Vergara and Natalie Portman Lead List of Many Hotties at Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party

There are any number of major parties surrounding the Oscars, but perhaps the elite see-and-be-seen party each year belongs to Vanity Fair, where both the actual sextastic talent and the sextastic non-talent join forces to create a visual delight of hotness for those who love the decked out to the hilt celeb affairs. It’s really a chance for Hollywood to show off its real drawing power, that being the super good looking women who flock here to call it home. 

Last night’s soiree of the sexy celebs was highlighted by Sofia Vergara, who absolutely looks mega-hot whenever she dresses or undresses for events, Natalie Portman, in her first real return-to-hotness public appearance since having a baby with her seemingly gay husband, ever-hot Olivia Wilde, our Latina sweetheart, Selena Gomez looking all grown up, cute as a button I’d like to snap, Amy Adams, and model-sexy actress Diane Kruger. There were more, but this half-dozen formed a gaggle of hotness that could literally be seen from outer space. Enjoy.

Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and Others at the SAG Awards