Naomi Watts

2014 Academy Awards — Oscar Red Carpet Hotties (Updating)

So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.

We'll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can't be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.

Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma WatsonCharlize TheronKristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope CruzAnna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchettand many more.

In summary: there wasn't much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there's no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It's just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Leopard Swimsuit For the Mommy Roar Down Under

Naomi Watts is one veteran mom I'd love to splash around with at the beach. Having a brood and in her mid 40's has hardly slowed down my lust for all things Naomi, who is ever the red carpet stealer when she dolls up, but even candid along the beach, still captures the imagination in her playful wet spotted swimsuit that denotes her as chief kitty. I can almost hear the purr.

Sextastic celebrities don't grow older, they only mature into wiser, more experienced alluring ladies. Yearning only grows stronger over time, especially when unrequited. Naomi, if you'd ever like to requite, do please give me a call. I've got my swim trunks already packed. We can make up a story to tell the kids. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Steals the Red Carpet for ‘Diana’ in London

I'm not sure the world needs yet another Princess Diana movie, but I do know we can always use another opportunity to see Naomi Watts getting all dolled up, decked out, and looking supremely hot. While Naomi has mostly transitioned her life into low key mommyhood, when she goes for it, she still owns the red carpet and the lenses of photographers dazzling with her special wow factor.

And, wow, Naomi is just a spectacular woman, even now well into her 40's, a vastly underrated MILF, partially by her own design, no doubt. But were I able to attend my prom once more, I'd take Naomi Watts, grab her ass on the dance floor, and get a slap in the face, just like the last time I went to the prom. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Bikini Pictures for a Perty Purply Nipply View of Our Pasty Sweetheart

We've had a major crush on Naomi Watts for a full on decade or more now, our fair haired beauty who while she has turned her back on Hottieville for motherhood the past few years, always manages to surprise us with a little skin show every now and then still. As she did today in St. Bart's, her skin obviously not accustomed to the direct rays of the sun, her pale white body in a little purple bikini, nipples thrust toward the flaming ball in the sky so many millions of miles away.

It's inspiring really when a veteran hottie we never expect to see again pops out in a little bikini on the beach, just for a little titillating reminder of glories past. So, consider us on full titillation mode here today, thanks to Naomi. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts and Nina Dobrev Drop Some Sexy Cleavage at TIFF

The Toronto International Film Festival is generally known as the time of year when we hear about films that nobody is going to really see in theaters but that contains some topless scene by a sextastic celebrity that we just have to see. Sadly, we've not much rumor of that delightful prospect this year. Kind of a downer really, but we'll keep checking. In the meantime, the festival does bring out some serious hotness, and we found a couple we really dug over the weekend in the form of some cleavage displays by Naomi Watts and Nina Dobrev.

Naomi Watts may be a hippy mama most of her time these days, but our long time object d' lust still turns it on big time for red carpet events, always catching our lower eyes, and Nina Dobrev, a more recent hardcore crush, that only gets harder and harder (as it were) each and every time we see her prancing about in all grown up things. Just wicked hot. Worth visiting a film festival kind of hot. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Dolls Up Extra Hot for Tribeca Ball

We've been watching hot mom Naomi Watts in her beach parades of late, mommy duty style, but still showing signs of the former sextastic blondeness we first fell in lust with. And when she gets decked out for the big nights, vada-voom, she's a knee bender.

At last night's Tribeca Ball, Naomi stole the show in her little black dress and her MILF boobtastic all pushed up and shiny. It was enough to make even the long time Watts-aficionados stand up and applaud. Not to mention make another deposit in the vault. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Swimsuit Pictures from Barbados Will Excite the Watts Fans Amongst Us

Okay, so maybe Naomi Watts isn't the perfect specimen of lust she once was (speaking personally, at least), but any true Wattsian still has quite a thing for this full-time thespianic turned mommy and now only part-time public persona, and, if you do, then you'll have some right-round smiles checking out Naomi on vacation in Barbados in these swimsuit candids.

We love candids. And we will ever lust Naomi Watts, so for us, this is sheer wet delight. Enjoy.