Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts Jumping, Bending And Jogging Straight Into My Adopted Mom Gold Medal Category

Is it too much to ask that Naomi Watts be my mom as well? I know I was to be adopted by Swiss Miss Michelle Hunziker, but since she found a rich Italian dude to make a new family with I’m kind of thinking I need a new adopted mommy option. Naomi Watts sure seems to fit the bill.

The blonde veteran hot actress took time off filming one of her many cinematic ventures to run, skip, and bat in the park over the weekend. She seems like just the perfect maternal figure. Get me dressed in my big boy pants and get me out to the park for some outdoor activity. So athletic and shimmying and strutting back and forth. Baby boy might need a cold shower. Yes, I’m fully aware this is obscene. I don’t care. Naomi, pick me. Everybody deserves a good home with a blonde hottie. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Upskirts! Naomi Watts, Ariana Grande, and Jennifer Lopez Panties Peeks for the Weekend Getaway


If you’re like me, at some point I’m making the long trek this weekend to my couch. It’s a decent number of feet and even when stepping entirely on the backs of my intern army, it’s still a chore. I need a little something something to inspire my gait. Something like a dozen or so peeks up the skirts of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies in short skirts, dresses, and otherwise just flashing their undercrackers inadvertently for our ogling eyes.

Take a gander at these sweet blessed upskirt peeks of some extremely alluring leading ladies. You might just find yourself inspired enough to hit the couch as well. Or loo if you require a little extra privacy. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: ScarJo and Natalie Portman Twin Hotties, Leelee Sobieski Topless, Emma Frain Beach Sextacular, and Much Much More…

 
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Overture, hit the lights, this is it, Reader Finds. The most sacred time of our weekly get-togethers here in the tent of the titillating where we gather to not discuss our feelings and not share our thoughts on pressing social matters, but instead STFU and ogle incredible sextastic celebrities. It’s how peace will spread across this entire planet one day, I’m quite convinced.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman when they were the hottest duet in photos (thank you, EgoReader ‘Benjamin’), Naomi Watts young and topless (me oh my provided by ‘Nathan R.’), Merritt Patterson topless in a barn (why not, via ‘Rosalie’), Leelee Sobieski topless for one brief shining moment (oh, the mammaries, from ‘David T.’), Jamie Lee Curtis sextastic 80′s styling (lovely visions of yesteryear from ‘Gary E.’), shots of the frolicking Gabriella Wilde in Endless Lust, err, Love (some eye openers courtesy of ‘Anders’), Erika Garcia drop dead Latina sextastic in the Mexican Bunny mag (en fuego tetas dropped off by ‘Francis’), Emma Frain, my belusted topless beach hottie (presented graciously by ‘Yvette’), the inspiring Elyse Taylor topless for Purple (be still my lower heart, thanks to ‘Evan’), Eliza Dushku hot promo photos from Dollhouse (kudos to ‘Jackie J.’ for this bit of awesome), Beverly D’Angelo topless in her best role ever (funny funbags via ‘Devon E.’), Anne Hathaway topless in her earlier work (oh, daring Anne, how you do own me, thanks ‘Green’), Amanda Palmer topless performance onstage (protest turns visual wonderment via ‘Owen’), and last, but not least, lingerie model Alexa Grace gracing us with her goodies (silky dreams gifted by ‘Omar R.’). Thank you one and all for your blessed contributions to the betterment of mankind. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Naomi Watts Pole Dancing, Chrissy Teigen Boob Slip, Natasha Alam Tied Up And Topless and Much Much More…

 
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Once more, despite technical obstacles, the blessed many of you have shared some of your most skin-filled blessed discoveries with the rest of us worthies and not worthies alike. The cultural communal understanding formally trademark in 1917 as Reader Finds. Occasionally controversial, always filled with celebrity skin of the must-see variety. Think of it as your best source for pure repentant visual joy.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Naomi Watts hot blonde pole dancing (thanks to EgoReader ‘Marco’ for his submission’), the boobtastic Sammy Braddy in some killer reveals in Zoo magazine (kudos to ‘Tony S.’), Penelope Cruz decidedly topless and skinematic (I do so amor Penelope, thanks ‘Aaron’), Nina Moric topless funbag inspection on Italian telly (dropped off by ‘Stephen T.’), Natasha Alam in her memorable vampiric topless scenes (luscious Alam lovelies via ‘Darren’), Melanie Thierry in French exhibitionism of the ta-ta variety (mon dieu! by way of ‘Alexander’), Maud Le Fort topless modeling goodness (love my new French model girlfriend, thanks ‘Renee’), Mary Louise Parker full frontal and rear-al beauty (veteran hottie sextacular delivered by ‘Thomas’), Maria Kooistra topless fun times on the silver screen (oh, foreign girls with their clothes off via ‘Delaney’), ginger treat Leanna Decker topless gorgeous model shots (much shoutouts to ‘Geoff’), Hailee Steinfeld growing up nicely pictorial (an unexpected treat from ‘Trey W.’), the smoking hot Latina Elba Jimenez topless in Playboy Mexico (holy guacamole goodness from ‘Owen’), more Latina blessed sights from topless Diana Gomez (just faptastical bits of heaven via ‘Lee’), and last but not least, Chrissy Teigen with a sudsy boobtastic slip in her new GQ photoshoot. It’s a lot, but I suppose never enough. There’s always room for Jell-O. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Upskirt Panties Peek During a Commercial Shoot in Malibu

If you hire Naomi Watts to pimp your product, you’ve already won. She’s just a blessedly veteran hot mom who could sell me sand in the desert. When she hangs out between shoots flashing her panties, well, then you’ve just doubled down on victories. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t even cost more in her contract.

Naomi Watts is one of our finest decked out hotties for awards season but showed off a bit more of her candidly sextastic parts in Malibu during a break from filming something on the beach which I’ll assume will be in a magazine shortly. All I saw was her panties upskirt and then I fell in lust all over again. That can happen. I came. I saw. I peeked. Veni, Vidi, Enjoy.

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Naomi Watts, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Emmanuelle Seigner All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 17, 2014
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It’s that time again. Time to get your movie, DVD, and Blu-Ray forecast for skincasts from our good friends in the Windy City at Mr. Skin. They keep their nose to the grindstone specifically looking out for the single hottest flesh reveals on recorded media so that you might save your valuable time just for watching. They’re like saints, who love boobs.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the delightfully blonde hottie Naomi Watts not nekkid in her current Birdman flick, but quite topless in Mulholland Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing lingerie ta-ta’s for The Honourable Woman TV series now on DVD, and Emmanuelle Seigner topless in Roman Polanski’s Venus in Fur now out on DVD. So many ta-ta’s, so much time. Take your time to enjoy.

And, why not double down, nay, triple down on your happiness factor with an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. It’s jaunty, lightweight, and will immediately stop your chaffing issues. Strike that, the chaffing might get worse for a while. But it’s hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of good times.

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2014 Academy Awards — Oscar Red Carpet Hotties (Updating)

So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.

We’ll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can’t be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.

Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma WatsonCharlize TheronKristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope CruzAnna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchettand many more.

In summary: there wasn’t much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there’s no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It’s just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.