I should mention, by way of name dropping, that I have been to the Beverly Hills Hotel before. I took a date. It was so expensive that I skipped lunch and ate a bite of my date's sandwich when she was off powdering her nose, or, you know, phoning her girlfriends to tell them to phone her back in five minutes so she could pretend she had an emergency to get to to end our date. And when the valet told me the charge for my car was $37, I did a quick scrap value calculation and told him to keep the car. That was a fun day.
But, now, the grand old hotel that used to be the hottest place for married actors to go icognito bang their sidegirls back in the day, well, she's turning 100, and there was a big party for that monumental occasion and several Tinsel Town hotties showed up for the event, but none hotter than the twin pairing of Mena Suvari and Stana Katic, both of whom put on a low-cut-dress exhibition worthy of the special occasion. I wish they had been my dates. I wonder how much it costs to park a limo there? Enjoy.
Mena Suvari, Emma Roberts, and Uma Thurman Highlight the Goodies at Versace Fashion Show
Here's five things I can't afford. Paris. Anything Versace. And Mena Suvari, Emma Roberts, and Uma Thurman. I truly only care about the latter three. But at least I got to window shop as the three tasty celebrity treats got all dolled up for the Versace fashion show in Paris over the weekend. I guess it's one of the 27 fashion weeks in Paris again. But I'm not complaining. Not when it brings the sextastic ladies out in their form fitting dresses.
Sadly, all three of these lovely lasses are well versed in the strict tight-crossing of the leg policy when viewing a fashion show from the VIP front row. No panties were flashed. But, my heart still went pitter patter. I'll save the actual cardiac arrest for when I see the price tags on what the models were wearing. Enjoy.
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