Melissa Debling

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My friend Knowles Banks once confided in me that he had had biblical relations with the girlfriend of somebody within our buddy circle. Knowles felt hella guilty and just had to get this serious indiscretion kind off of his chest. He asked me if I thought that he should come clean to the guy whose girl he had violated in at least five different manners that he told me before I cut him off. I told Knowles that while in the moment it might seem right to confess to the dude he had disrespected, that often times offenders in these matters simply feel a need to confess to relieve their own guilt, and in doing so, they end up burdening the innocent party with some wretched news that haunts them for the rest of their lives. I suggested, in some cases, it might just be better to commit a sin of omission, and lie to whoever the sorry sot among our friends whose girlfriend he had bedded. Knowles thanked me for being such a wise friend and then promptly told me that he had not banged my girlfriend every which way but Sunday and that I shouldn't worry about anything like that.

The point being, human beings are by nature, a rather naughty lot. Now, some may take that as a negative comment on the species. But, nay, it's truly a compliment. For while all species on this planet knock boots in some form or fashion, only human beings utilize the assist of some seriously staged sexual fantasy before getting jiggy with it, or just practicing the jiggy parts alone in their parents basement. Who else but homesapiens could divine the visual wonderment of the gloriously globed Melissa Debling AND Jodie Gasson, two of our funbag favorites, playing and disciplining each other in the classroom as some very naughty schoolgirls.

Naughty awesome for this Mammarial Monday. Enjoy.