Melissa Debling

Melissa Debling Topless Striptease Starts Your Kitchen Burners on a Mammarial Monday

 

Consider this a holiday edition of Mammarial Monday. What kind of holiday would it be if we didn't share just one faptastic pair of ridiculously hot funbags courtesy of the outstandingly alluring blonde hottie Melissa Debling and her striptease charms.

I'm sure many people are taking the day off today to celebrate their own recreational time, but not this blogger. No, sir. I'm not letting anybody go ta-ta-less on this Monday even if I have to share these blessedly hot photos of Melissa while nervously watching my ribs in the smoker. I'm always nervous about my pork products. Luckily, Melissa's hot body is like a natural Xanx, causing waves of anxiety to flee from my body as I imagine being a newborn again suckling on those perfect feeders. Ah, total Zen is achieved. Enjoy.

Four Fine Blondes: Holly Eriksson, Melissa Debling, Danica Thrall, and Jessica Davies Lingerie Topless Striptease Galore

 

I love it when the gals get together for a coffee. Or, you know, to get into little itty bits of lingerie for a wild four-blondes deep striptease. I might lean toward the latter a bit actually. Especially when it's the likes of Melissa Debling, Jessica Davies, Danica Thrall, and Holly Eriksson removing their tops playfully for this sorority fun shoot for Nuts magazine.

Naturally, any man with the willingness to let his imagination run wild knows that one sextastic topless girl is plenty fine, but four together makes for one epic visual wonderment of the forever told in stories variety. Trust me, if you're great great grandfather had spent the night with four blonde hotites of this caliber, you'd still be hearing about it one hundred years later. Every family has its point of distinction. As for me, I'm content to eat popcorn and ogle this faptastic foursome and their heaping of eight-strong funbag goodness. Enjoy.

Melissa Debling Topless Office Striptease Makes Coming to Work Much More Enjoyable

 

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I got my first office job only to learn that the busty hot girls in the office don't strip each afternoon in their cubicles. Even here at Egotastic! prevailing labor laws and all these newfangled sexual harassment rules hanging on the kitchen door prevent me from requesting such customs. Albeit, if it's voluntary, I'm not going to shut it down.

Nevertheless, none of this real life boring nonsense prevents the passionate man from engaging in some tried and true fantasy of a sextastic and ridiculously hot bodied woman like Melissa Debling stripping at her desk for some office time visual fun time. It really would help to increase attendance at work I believe. I'd probably never leave. I might just camp here and watch the replay on my iPad. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine, Joey, Rosie, and Melissa Get Together for a Topless Office Party

 

Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It's the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn't staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I'm blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.

On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It's Funbags!

Melissa Debling Topless Lingerie Pictures Deserve a Nomination in the Hot Lady Body Category

 

Wow. I have missed Melissa Debling. I like to think she misses me as well. It's the dream.

The bodacious and outrageously curvaceous hot glamour model really has an epic visual winner on her hand with this grey lingerie striptease shoot. For any and all men who claim to love their ladies soft and fluffy in all the right places, you are bound by natural law to take Melissa Debling deep into your private quiet spaces. She is such a wonderful gift. Enjoy.

Melissa Debling, Chanelle Hayes, and Stacey Poole Topless Monthly Mammaries Kick Off 2014 Calendar Season

 

If you don't think Christmas is starting earlier than earlier each year, then you haven't seen my mailbox already stuffed with holiday buying guides here still in the month of September. Retailers live and die with their Yuletide sales, so it only makes sense they want a full 3-4 month window to move all their merch during the season when even the Grinchiest of bastards ends up buying half a dozen gifts.

And if you happen to be a gift giving bastard, you could do worse than to bestow upon a cherished friend or love one the blessings of the boobtastic in the annual glamour model topless calendars. And, don't you know, we've got a preview of the first few epic 12-months of funbags rolling on down the line.

Melissa Debling (above) won't just cover your wall, she will help do that yourself as well, her 2014 calendar looks just crazy hot as usual.

Jodie Gasson and Melissa Debling Topless Catty Bedroom Fun Time for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Is it possible to bring even more boobtastic joy than is brought by Jodie Gasson and Melissa Debling each time we see their curvaceously fine female forms? Oh, yes there is, let the two of them get undressed and naughty together. I don't care if the bedroom is fake, my feelings for these two sextastic Brits is nothing short of, well, let's call it desperate, especially when the girls start looking into each other's eyes. That always gets me. I'm a sucker for old-fashioned Sapphic romance.

On Tuesday when we celebrate all things without straight lines, what better way to celebrate than with four fabulous funbags all kinds of bouncy and delicious. Enjoy.