Melanie Brown

Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures Spice Up Sydney With Booty Galore

Well, I'll say this for Scary Spice, she's not afraid to show off a healthy dose of skin, perhaps more so than any of her fellow former Spice Girls, Melanie Brown loves to feel the sun on her body and give a show to peepers across the globe, as she did in Sydney over the weekend in an itsy bitsy bikini show that exhibited a solid dose of her shake-a-licious booty.

With the words 'It's Time' stretched out over Melanie's badonkadonk, we could only imagine, as we surely did, what exactly it is time for. Several naughty things involving lotion immediately came to mind. Enjoy.

Mel B and Phoebe Tonkin Double Bikini Dip Sandwich in Sydney Harbor

We love it when a sextastic celebrity sandwich comes together. It's like our imagination power is saved all the effort of having to create such scenarios in our mind, as with the bikini clad duo formed by Melanie Brown, aka, Mel B, aka Scary Spice while she hosted young Australian hottie actress Phoebe Tonkin on her little skiff out in Sydney Harbor.

While the two soaked up the sun and drink, and we imagined them wiping sun tan lotion over each other's bodies, we merely wiped the steam off of our binoculars from our perch atop the Sydney Opera House on the harbor. Ogling two hot chicks in bikinis is the closest we will ever get to real culture. Enjoy.

These Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures are Fucking Scary

We try to keep things sexy here on Egotastic!, but sometimes you have to point out what's not sexy for comparison's sake. Not sexy: These Melanie Brown bikini pictures. In fact, I think they are the definition of scary, and Scary Spice is definitely living up to her name. I think there's a moment at which you can be a little too "in shape", because aside from those bolt-on boobs, Mel B has the shape of a man.

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Mel B Bikini Pictures are Still Scary

Here's Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, showing off her ridiculously toned bikini body, and if you find these images really scary, you're not alone. Of course, by all conventionaly wisdom, Mel B is probably really hot, but I just can't shake the feeling that she's one bad mood away from Hulking out, and crushing everything in her path. Also, those heels don't go with those abs.

Melanie Brown’s Bikini Walks Like an Egyptian

Melanie Brown was in Egypt over the weekend to renew her wedding vows, but we don't care about that at all. No, all we care about is the fact that she took some time out to get her bikini on, and show off her Spice Shakers. Witty, no? Anyway, you know the drill, click on the small picture for the bigger Melanie Brown bikini pictures.

Melanie Brown’s Cleavage is a Wonder of Science

Melanie Brown's cleavage continues to amaze. It's through sheer engineering ingenuity that her breasts stay so high, yet don't pop out of her dress (as much as we would want them to). I mean, that is the future at work right there, and proof that there are no limits to what you can achieve through the rigorous application of science. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some rigorous applications of my own to carry out.

Lots more of Melanie Brown and her ridiculous cleavage after the jump.

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Melanie Brown is Back in Her Lingerie

The Spice Girl known as Scary, Melanie Brown, is back in her lingerie for another Ultimo ad campaign. And, yeah, she looks pretty good, but she's definitely still scary. I don't know what it is exactly, but I do get freaked out a bit every time I look at her. Still, these Melanie Brown lingerie photos are pretty good for such a slow news day.

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