Egotastic
Well, I'll say this for Scary Spice, she's not afraid to show off a healthy dose of skin, perhaps more so than any of her fellow former Spice Girls, Melanie Brown loves to feel the sun on her body and give a show to peepers across the globe, as she did in Sydney over the weekend in an itsy bitsy bikini show that exhibited a solid dose of her shake-a-licious booty.
With the words 'It's Time' stretched out over Melanie's badonkadonk, we could only imagine, as we surely did, what exactly it is time for. Several naughty things involving lotion immediately came to mind. Enjoy.
Melanie Brown Brings Her Spicy Booty to Cannes
Scary Spice knows how to pose her bottomside in the general direction of camera lenses. As she did once more again on her yacht off the coast of Cannes. Melanie Brown might not have all the tools in her arsenal of a decade ago, but, make no mistake, she's still playing with some very heavily loaded guns.
Someday when I anchor my floating luxury vessel, the S.S. Sextastic, off the coast of France, it will be littered with the barely covered bodies and booties of some of the finest women in the world. And, then, you know, I'll probably wake up and find myself in my bathtub with my latest Superman comic bleeding ink into the water. I hate when that happens. Enjoy.
MELANIE BROWN'S ASSTASTIC IS NEVER FAR BEHIND HER