Melanie Brown

Melanie Brown is Back in Her Lingerie

By phil | October 9, 2008 @ 11:01 am

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The Spice Girl known as Scary, Melanie Brown, is back in her lingerie for another Ultimo ad campaign. And, yeah, she looks pretty good, but she's definitely still scary. I don't know what it is exactly, but I do get freaked out a bit every time I look at her. Still, these Melanie Brown lingerie photos are pretty good for such a slow news day.

Melanie Brown is the New Face Boobs of Ultimo

By | June 4, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

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Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, has been named as the new face of Ultimo lingerie, but I think it would me more accurate to say she's the new boobs of Ultimo. You've got to admit, though, that is some "ultimate" cleavage. See what I did there? Anyway, for once I don't feel as dirty as I normally do after completely objectifying a woman's breasts. After all, Mel B is the one putting her breasts front and center, and getting every penny she can for it.

Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures. Now with More Ass

By phil | May 27, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

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Melanie Brown is back in her bikini, and giving us a shot of her ass that I really wish she wouldn't. Showing off just about as much muscle as you can cram into a bikini without standing on a stage, and flexing like a mad woman, Melanie Brown is pushing the limits of feminine. I guess I should be thankful these Aren't Victoria Beckham bikini pictures, but why couldn't we get more Geri Halliwell bikini pictures. Now she's hot.

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Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures: Scarier Than Ever

By phil | March 17, 2008 @ 12:07 am

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You know that phrase "good from far, but far from good?" Well, that's the perfect way to describe these Melanie Brown bikini pictures. And if you thought those Melanie Brown bikini pictures from last week were scary, wait until you see these. In fact, I think her "Scary Spice" nickname gets more appropriate every day. And if you don't believe me, then I dare you to look at her face...

There's lots more Mel B. bikini pictures after the jump if you're brave enough to look at them.

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Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures are Scary

By phil | March 14, 2008 @ 11:28 am

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Melanie Brown will always be Scary Spice to me. Why? Because she's scary. Duh. You might expect these Melanie Brown bikini pictures to at least be a little hot, but they're not. I'm not sure what it is exactly. Maybe it's that without makeup, and with that cigarette hanging out of her mouth, she just looks really creepy. Or maybe it's that picture where it looks like her boyfriend is going down on her. He should be careful down there. He could get swallowed whole.

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Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures

By phil | August 6, 2007 @ 12:35 am

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Well, if you liked those really hot Geri Halliwell bikini pictures, you might just like these Melanie Brown bikini pictures. Keep in mind, though, I said "might." That's because even though she does look pretty good in a bikini (especially after having relatively recently given birth to Eddie Murphy's baby, which he abandoned, and isn't paying child support for), Melanie Brown lives up to her name as "Scary Spice."

Where as Geri Halliwell was thin and lean, Melanie Brown looks like she could kill you if she ever got you in between those massive legs of hers, or those massive breasts. And speaking of her breasts, did she get those after having a baby, or after paying a plastic surgeon? Either way, they look like deadly weapons.

Anyway, not sure how it turned into a double Spice Girls bikini day, but there you have it. I just hope that we never see any Victoria Beckham bikini pictures, because those would put an eye out.