Mary Louise Parker

Emmy Rossum, Mary Louise Parker, and Helen Hunt, Yep, All Nekkid In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2013 @ 9:29 am

Okay, so maybe it is back to 80 and sunny here on the Left Coast, but the fact remains, there's no temperature for which some serious visuals of our very favorite veteran hotties on the little or big screen becomes less desirable. I mean, let's be real, the chance of me seeing Emmy Awesome completely nekkid in person, well, maybe after I win the Lottery, twice, get struck by lightning, and survive, and the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Yes, very long odds. But on film, well, anything is not only possible, it's all available at your fingertips.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features the aforementioned Emmy Awesome, not nekkid in Beautiful Creatures out in theaters, but quite exhibitionist in several episodes of the amazing Shameless, Helen Hunt flashing her veteran worked out body, full body and bush, in The Sessions, out on Blu-Ray this week, and also out on disc, Season 8 of Weeds, featuring yet another epic full body flash from our belusted MILFy herb smoking hottie, Mary Louise Parker. Some of the titans of our fantasies past and present, all together herein, and wearing no clothes. Enjoy.

(Be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership before you get stuck adrift on a Carnival Cruise Line ship with nothing to do but smear your waste along the Promenade deck.)

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Mary-Louise Parker Deep Chestal Views on Set of ‘Feed the Dog’

By Bill Swift | August 14, 2012 @ 10:28 am

Mary-Louise Parker in a Plunging Gold Outfit on Set of 'Feed The Dog'

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Mary-Louise Parker Topless

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Still not sure what Feed the Dog is all about, but I can assure you, we are quite certain of our continuing fascination with Mary-Louise Parker. A sweet looking veteran actress not too scared to get nekkid on a show about weed? Yeah, that love affair is a no brainer for us.

On the set of her current film, Mary-Louise seems to be dressed as some kind of hooker bull-fighter chick with a neckline so plunging, it's raising our bottomline as we speak. Mary-Louise Parker can do no wrong in our eyes, but she can do so much so very right. We'd love her to be our mom, especially when we get tummy-aches in the middle of the night and need a tender touch in our middling areas. Enjoy.

Mary Louise Parker Wet and Nekkid Headlines This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | July 23, 2012 @ 9:22 am

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Mary Louise's Sex Scene

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Well, it's been a few seasons, but always worth the wait when Mary Louise Parker, the marijuana merching mom from Weeds gets herself into a bare-bodied scene. At 47, Mary Louise still has the MILFtastic body that we will more than gladly scope out as she swims nekkid through the pool. Oh, to be the pool sweep hose in that body of water (yes, I know, they don't make pool sweeps anymore, though too late for the tens of millions of kids who still have nightmares from those lurking water skimming mofos).

Joining M.L.P. in this week's best of the small screen boobtastic is an equally quite nekkid Jessica Clark who puts on the fake fangs and blood-thirsty topless effects for True Blood; with Anna Paquin pregnant, all the other hottie vampires have had to step up their game and Jessica Clark's immortal funbags are up to the task. Take a peek. And, enjoy.

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4/20 KICKOFF PARTY: The Most Smoking Weeds Moments from Mary Louise Parker

By Jon | April 20, 2011 @ 7:00 am

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Well, today is the day. The day gangster rappers and diehard Phish-fans, NBA ballers and Olympic swimmers, and suburban moms and downtown hipsters unite around the wampum pipe. The day that 60's-era Peaceniks hork the sticky stuff from their rebellious teenaged grandkids and politicians try to figure out whether lying or acting cool is the best way to frame their bong water indiscretions. A day when L.A. Confidential ain't just a great movie and Purple Urkle has little to do with Family Matters. It's 4/20, the annual day of unreckoning for all the stoners in Stonerville, Fah who for-aze! Arise tokers, faders, blazers, and, you know, their friends and family who work to support them.

So, while Gretchen griddles up the CHEETOS® pancakes for our non-identical twin stoner interns here, let's gather round the San Rafael High School flagpole and kick off our celebration of all things trichromal with our very favorite Mary Louise Parker as the uniquely sexy Nancy Botwin moments from the ground breaking THC-TV show Weeds. Can you guess what they are?

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Mary Louise Parker Topless Sex Scene Makes Me Nearly Drop My Bong! (VIDEO)

By Jon | October 13, 2010 @ 2:00 pm

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Wow. If Mary Louise Parker burst past the MILFy hotness wall in the past few seasons of Weeds, she just kicked it into a whole new Usain Bolt like gear in this most recent week's episode topless sex scene. Wow. Hot body and boobs and that lucky bastard who played Zack Morris on Saved By the Bell having the time of his life in a nude scene with the sextastic Mary Louise. This is a must watch. And, must enjoy.

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Mary Louise Parker Drops the 420 Sexy Bomb

By Bill Swift | August 31, 2010 @ 9:09 am

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Mmm, weed. I mean, mmm, Mary Louise Parker. After marijuana becomes legal, so too must my unholy and nearly indescribable lust for the hot mom of Weeds. Not since the previously straight Meredith Baxter-Birney graced the cathode ray tubes of my living room have I been so smitten with any TV mom. Credit 'h magazine' for capturing the Mrs. Robinson qualities of Mary Louise Parker, in black little lacy things that make my THC-laden heart go pitter patter. Milf-licious. Enjoy.

Mary Louise Parker Nude Pictures from Esquire

By phil | July 9, 2009 @ 7:38 am

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If you're not excited for the new season of Weeds after seeing these Mary Louise Parker nude pictures from the new issue of Esquire magazine, well, I don't know what to tell you, because these are probably the sexiest pictures of Mary Louise Parker that I've ever seen. And did I mention she's naked? Yeah.