Mary Louise Parker

READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Nekkid, Madonna Topless Negatives, Eliza Cummings Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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I think of Reader Finds as the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight only less hype, more goods, and instead of a hundred bucks it’s free. So, in short, better in every possible way. To confirm, you do not have to witness Jamie Foxx singing before Reader Finds. I know. I’m grateful too.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Miley Cyrus crying drunk lesbionic makeout photo (thanks to EgoReader ‘Jay’), my new favorite starlet Becky G. stellar hot (oh, G money, kudos to ‘Amanda’), GOT’s Carice Van Houten preggo and nekkid in a Dutch film (mmmm, Dutch indeed via ‘Steve’), Cato Van Ee topless in Marie Claire Spain (sent over by the lovable ‘anon’), B movie fave Courtney Palm topless for the fishies (brunette boobtastic courtesy of ‘Ian E.’), Delia Shepherd topless Funions on the silver screen (luscious blonde bits via ‘Homey’), Eliza Cummings topless perfection (from the mind of ‘David M.’), Emily Ratajkowski, unconfirmed nekkid social media post up then gone (I tend to believe the power of ‘JJ’), Jenny Lin busty Asian racktastic (ah, the Busty Asian Girls do arouse, thanks ‘James P.’), Karen Young throwback twin bills of twin peaks (thespianic ta-ta’s delivered by ‘David C.’), Keira Knightley topless and spanked (fantastical views via ‘Garber’), contact photo sheets of Madonna topless shot for her Sex book (material girl unclad shot putted in by ‘Dewey’), Mary Louise Parker topless roundup from the kind bud show (MLP boobtastic stacked up by ‘Henry L.’), a double header of early 80′s action-ta-ta star Sandahl Bergman (they don’t make ‘em like they used to, thanks ‘Evan’), more throwback funbags of Stacy Haiduk (wowzers perfection spotted by ‘Owen’), Valerie Kaprisky topless because the 80′s were epic (au natural natties provided by ‘Stephen A.’), and last, but not least, Veronica Paul topless and not super happy in the tub (more luscious lady humps via ‘Tyler’). Man, this is a long list of fine female forms undressed. Only take on this funbag challenge if you’re strong of heart and clear of purpose. Also, if you like nekkid hot girls. Enjoy.

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Mary Louise Parker Braless In See Through Dress At 2015 Center Dinner

Actress and big time crush of mine going way back Mary Louise Parker went to a big shindig dinner in a see-through black dress. She also forgot to wear a bra underneath. It must have been cold in that ballroom because she is nipping something serious. Oh, happy day! Mary Louise has a fantastic rack. You can see it in all its glory in the movie version of Angels in America. In fact, you get full frontal in that film. You just don’t see enough of that in mainstream movies anymore. I think she’s naked on Weeds too. The point is that if these pics leave you wanting more there are plenty of examples of her naked breasts in her filmography.

There have been a lot of pics lately of celebs in see-through dresses. Not that I’m complaining. This is a trend that I hope continues for a long time.

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Natalie Portman Bare Booty, Amanda Seyfried Topless, Mary Louise Parker Nekkid Fill the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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You know the very minute the guys invented the motion picture camera they were thinking only one thing. Let’s go find some hot chicks to film. And when they discovered that these hot women had a strong interesting in seeing themselves visually recorded, well, that’s when they knew they had created something genius. Our friends at Mr. Skin are merely the evolution of those early days in cinema, cutting off all the fat to get to get to the meat, the good stuff, the hot skin on film.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Portman not the least bit nekkid in Thor, but quite body and booty revealing in Hotel Chevalier, Amanda Seyfried topless as a porn star in Lovelace, now on Blu-Ray, and also out on hi-def home theater viewing, the entire collection of the TV Series Weeds, which among other wickedly hot topless moments has brought us numerous epic scenes of star Mary Louise Parker baring all her goodies in character. Quite the viewing. Enjoy.

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Profound Reflections on ‘Red 2′: Geriatric Boogaloo

Bombs, Away.

Remember shoebox dioramas? The ones your 3rd grade teacher assigned you? The basic idea was that you’d take worn out old toys and cram them into a flimsy box with some hastily applied paint and decorations. Then you’d have to present it to people with the bare minimum of enthusiasm. Remember?

Yeah. Red 2 is the perfect cinematic rendition of that.

I sat earnestly through the beginning of this week’s press screening. I did my part with an open mind. Red wasn’t the worst movie I’d ever seen. Maybe they’d do something special in the sequel?

I took the whole thing with so much seriousness, I even shushed a pair of giggling girls behind me who were chatting through the pin-drop-quiet first act. ‘Look ladies, we’re in a movie theater, here. There’s a movie playing. Please be quiet,’ I said sternly. But by the time Mary-Louise Parker’s character, Mary-Louise Parker, told Catherine Zeta Jones’ character, Ms. Over-the-top Ambiguously-Ethnic Jones, to (and I’m quoting directly here) ‘Suck it,’ I was done. Just done. I don’t even remember how it ended.

That line right there was tacit permission for everyone everywhere to no longer give any number of flying shits about anything else that happened…in the theater or on the screen. Light a bonfire, sing a song, slap an old lady, even have a full blown conversation. If the filmmakers didn’t care, why should you?

There was, however, one and only one bright light in all of Red 2: John Horatio Malkovich. He should be sealed in Lucite and mounted on the US Capitol building, mostly so that he never does anything related to this franchise ever again. Ever. But not even his clever screwball antics could scrub the skidmarks out of this one. Were you really going to see it anyways?

Mary-Louise Parker Is About to Quit Acting Because of All of Us

Not Sure If Quitting Because I Hate People or Because People Hate Me

Mary-Louise Parker has announced that she plans to quit acting because the world is full of a-holes. A-holes like you and me.

While promoting the high-art think-piece R.I.P.D. in Australia, the 48-year-old Weeds MILF spoke candidly of her future in the entertainment industry, and basically telling the world she’s done. Why? Well, she told some Fox affiliate:

The world has gotten too mean for me, it’s just too bitchy. All the websites and all the blogging and all the people giving their opinion and their hatred. It’s all so mean-spirited, it’s all so critical.

Uh, yeah. And what the hell would I do with my life if it wasn’t? Jeeze, MLP, won’t you think of the children? Or at least those of use who make our living thinking like them? She continued:

It’s a mean culture…It’s reality TV and it’s watching people suffer and watching people humiliate themselves. It’s little girls in pageants and housewives and plastic surgery and people in rehab. It just feels like a very ugly. It’s like someone just lifted up a rock and that’s all we’re looking at.

Again, duh.  Look, we all can’t go on Tibetan throat-singing retreats and wear hand-made organic cotton sarongs while trying to drum the world a better place, now can we? No we can’t.

Personally, I’m a little saddened by this development. Ms. Parker is great to look at and she did wonders with Weeds. But, I’m not going to give up. I’m not going  to just put down my keyboard because the woman whose recent choices of roles includes a movie about ghosts who hunt other ghosts (R.I.P.D.), an action movie about old people and its sequel (Red and Red 2: Geriatric Boogaloo) thinks we’re all being too mean. We’ve got to forge on.

Emmy Rossum, Mary Louise Parker, and Helen Hunt, Yep, All Nekkid In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Okay, so maybe it is back to 80 and sunny here on the Left Coast, but the fact remains, there’s no temperature for which some serious visuals of our very favorite veteran hotties on the little or big screen becomes less desirable. I mean, let’s be real, the chance of me seeing Emmy Awesome completely nekkid in person, well, maybe after I win the Lottery, twice, get struck by lightning, and survive, and the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Yes, very long odds. But on film, well, anything is not only possible, it’s all available at your fingertips.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features the aforementioned Emmy Awesome, not nekkid in Beautiful Creatures out in theaters, but quite exhibitionist in several episodes of the amazing Shameless, Helen Hunt flashing her veteran worked out body, full body and bush, in The Sessions, out on Blu-Ray this week, and also out on disc, Season 8 of Weeds, featuring yet another epic full body flash from our belusted MILFy herb smoking hottie, Mary Louise Parker. Some of the titans of our fantasies past and present, all together herein, and wearing no clothes. Enjoy.

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Mary-Louise Parker Deep Chestal Views on Set of ‘Feed the Dog’

Still not sure what Feed the Dog is all about, but I can assure you, we are quite certain of our continuing fascination with Mary-Louise Parker. A sweet looking veteran actress not too scared to get nekkid on a show about weed? Yeah, that love affair is a no brainer for us.

On the set of her current film, Mary-Louise seems to be dressed as some kind of hooker bull-fighter chick with a neckline so plunging, it’s raising our bottomline as we speak. Mary-Louise Parker can do no wrong in our eyes, but she can do so much so very right. We’d love her to be our mom, especially when we get tummy-aches in the middle of the night and need a tender touch in our middling areas. Enjoy.