Maria Fowler

Maria Fowler Yellow Cleavetastic Goodies Defy The British Winter

It's a well known fact that the bodacious racktastic is a heat warming device like none other, capable of keeping one hale and hearty even in the stiffest of London winter breezes. Hence, Maria Fowler out clubbing in London during the dead of the chill felt nothing but the 500 Kelvin degree bombshells she was visually promoting without even trying.

We do love our TOWIE girls. Since we don't have to watch their silly reality show and merely get to delve into the visual wonderments they provide at home and on European beach vacations, we truly get the best parts. Maria Fowler has more than a couple best parts, but for today, just follow the yellow boob road. Enjoy.

Maria Fowler Barely Covered Topless Glorious Ginger Hotness in Loaded

We first came to know Maria Fowler through her participation in the craptastic The Only Way Is Essex reality show. But we soon came to lust her through her various low cut dresses, panties peeks, and just exhibition of her faptastic ginger topped body. Well, this is what you might call the coup d'grace. Or I would, because I only know three or four things in French and probably spelled that one wrong as it is.

But this pictorial in Loaded magazine of the deliciously curvy Maria Fowler is simply and ridiculously sextastic. Wow. Almost makes me long for the time I used to feel magazines in my hand, in the dark, in my room, with a flashlight, and a lot of impure thoughts. Those were the days, only they didn't include Maria, yet. Enjoy.

Maria Fowler Flashes Serious Skin in London In One of Our New Favorite Dresses

Though our knowledge on the world of fashion may be as short as our attention span, we do know what looks good on a woman, more so than any of those women's magazines or talk shows or even other women who use the word 'cute' repeatedly to describe their friend's appearance. And this little turquoise number looked pretty hot on Maria Fowler last night in London.

Though the temps may be frigid, that's not going to stop one of our TOWIE favorites from flashing her super hot body to the world when out on the town. Hey, you don't  build a body like that and then wrap it in a winter parka. No, a cleavetastic body hugging dress is more the trick. With a nice hint of the treats beneath as well. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Natalie Portman Classic Topless, Evangeline Lilly Stellar Sexy, Elisabetta Canalis Gotcha Topless, And Much Much More…


As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I'll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.

That's the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.

This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It's a mouthful!

Maria Fowler and Gemma Massey Smack Liverpool in the Face With Cleavage

I've got to give it up to Britain. Though the Empire ain't what it used to be, they continue to dominate the world in mighty hot chesty glamour girls flashing their wares either for the cameras, for their high profile pro athlete boyfriends, or, just us vagabonds for free on the street, as was the case when our be-lusted Maria Fowler and naughty pin-up girl pal Gemma Massey hit the clubs in Liverpool for a night out, to let their puppies feel the brisk evening air.

I can only imagine the glorious fun the girls had adjusting their fun bags ever so perfectly in their revealing dresses before heading out on the town. Man, how I'd like to be a fly lowering my fly on that wall. Just mounds and mounds of delicious flesh pressed and smooshed ever so delightfully into a public showing of all that is decent. All hail the cleavetastic! Enjoy.

Maria Fowler Nipple Slips and Bikini Fantastico Candids in Marbella


We don't like to play favorites among our TOWIE's, but if we had to pick just one to spend ten minutes alone with in the spin cycle of an industrial grade washing machine, it'd be Maria Fowler. So, okay, yes, favorite.

The hot bodied Big Brother alum furthered her case for filling our weak hearts with lust the past few days on her multiple bikini vacation to Marbella, Spain, where beneath the warm Mediterranean sunshine, she worked various bikinis into nipple slips and wardrobe malfunctions and all around just some amazingly sextastic candids that turned our Gibraltars rock hard. (Hot women do lead to bad puns, we apologize in advance.)

Plow through these Maria Fowler bikini pictures and see if you don't find yourself equally head over lust for this buxom girl from Derby. Enjoy.

Photo credit: MagicMomentsUK

Maria Fowler Upskirt Pictures Present a Lacey Peek in Mayfair

We do so dig the bodacious Maria Fowler, former TOWIE, current buxom hottie and reality star, the kind of boobtastic pumpkinhead we lament here in the U.S, but somehow seem so much more interesting when overseas. But between the rack and the body and the big hair and the big everything goodness elsewhere, we can't help but follow this girl around with our 30-40 vision and wait for moments such as her upskirt outside of Nobu in Mayfair.

Now, the dinner tab at Nobu costs more than my monthly rent (albeit, a 2am run to Arby's where I order everything on the right side of the menu can also break my bank), so I'm not getting inside the restaurant any time soon, but I'm glad to take the complementary visual dessert courtesy of Maria Fowler's panties flashing as she bends to get into her cab. Enjoy.