It’s a well known fact that the bodacious racktastic is a heat warming device like none other, capable of keeping one hale and hearty even in the stiffest of London winter breezes. Hence, Maria Fowler out clubbing in London during the dead of the chill felt nothing but the 500 Kelvin degree bombshells she was visually promoting without even trying.
We do love our TOWIE girls. Since we don’t have to watch their silly reality show and merely get to delve into the visual wonderments they provide at home and on European beach vacations, we truly get the best parts. Maria Fowler has more than a couple best parts, but for today, just follow the yellow boob road. Enjoy.
We first came to know Maria Fowler through her participation in the craptastic The Only Way Is Essex reality show. But we soon came to lust her through her various low cut dresses, panties peeks, and just exhibition of her faptastic ginger topped body. Well, this is what you might call the coup d’grace. Or I would, because I only know three or four things in French and probably spelled that one wrong as it is.
But this pictorial in Loaded magazine of the deliciously curvy Maria Fowler is simply and ridiculously sextastic. Wow. Almost makes me long for the time I used to feel magazines in my hand, in the dark, in my room, with a flashlight, and a lot of impure thoughts. Those were the days, only they didn’t include Maria, yet. Enjoy.
Though our knowledge on the world of fashion may be as short as our attention span, we do know what looks good on a woman, more so than any of those women’s magazines or talk shows or even other women who use the word ‘cute’ repeatedly to describe their friend’s appearance. And this little turquoise number looked pretty hot on Maria Fowler last night in London.
Though the temps may be frigid, that’s not going to stop one of our TOWIE favorites from flashing her super hot body to the world when out on the town. Hey, you don’t build a body like that and then wrap it in a winter parka. No, a cleavetastic body hugging dress is more the trick. With a nice hint of the treats beneath as well. Enjoy.