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Bella Hadid is a Hot Farmer’s Daughter!

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Tex Hollywood - April 30, 2020

You all know the cliche or stereotype or fantasy of rolling through a town while on a road trip across company, only to have your car break down in the middle of nowhere, forcing you to knock on the closest farm door for help, where they offer you a meal and place to sleep in the hay bales in the barn loft. There have been stories about this, horror movies about this, porno movies about this because the hot farmer's daughter who has been contained to the farm sees new dick and FREAKS out for it.

As it turns out, Bella Hadid's mother seems to own a farm in rural Pennsylvania, which makes sense since she's Dutch, you know doing that whole Amish thing. They are in Quarantine there.

They seem to have horses at the farm, they are planing 1500 Lavender plants on the farm. Bella is in her Real Tree print like a Florida Hick about to go Gator hunting, so you know she means business.

Now, I know some of you are laughing at seeing a rich kid pretend to farm. Getting her hands dirty for something to do, but I am of the school of thought that the future is in self sustaining and to do that is on acreage where you grow your own vegetables and live off the land.

So this is the HOTTEST we've ever seen Bella Hadid. It removes her from the nonsense, empty, marketing machine that is the overpriced luxury fashion world and makes her a little more interesting of a person and no, I don't have a Farmer's Daughter fetish.

I request more farming! Less Fashion Week Runways!

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