Luisa Zissman

Luisa Zissman Bikinis Like Everybody’s Business in Spain

We’ve seen British Apprentice curvaceous stunner Luisa Zissman in her bikini before. She seems to love the South of Spain, and I’m guessing the South of Spain loves her back. I know she’s been embroiled in various scandals and goings-on in the tabloids in the U.K, but today I’m willing to take the gentlemanly step of merely leering at her bodacious female form and wondering how I might luck into being her Apprentice for one evening.

I find myself inspired at the sight of ridiculously hot female bodies in tiny bikini dipping in and out of the water. I know, I’m probably alone in this passion regard. But alone I shall stand, well, stoop perhaps behind a chaise lounge chair to get a closer look without a beating. Enjoy.

Luisa Zissman See-Through Top Exhibition at the Bad Grandpa Premiere in London

I suppose it’s hard to top a Jackass. But former Celebrity Apprentice and current British scandal news regular Luisa Zissman did just that at the London premiere of Bad Grandpa by showing off in a pretty much see-through dress, revealing her nipples and plush pair just behind some sheer material.

I know some of the British press got up in arms over Luisa’s revealing outfit, but how can you say there’s appropriate dress code or decorum for a Jackass film? And, besides, who puts energy into getting women to cover up? I do quite the opposite. Take a peek at the ripe melons of Ms. Zissman and you’ll understand why. Enjoy.

Luisa Zissman Busting Out of Her Bikini in Marbella

U.K. Apprentice finalists Luisa Zissman wasted no time in showing why business acumen alone won’t make you king of the hill, but that and a big pair of knockers in a showy bikini by the pool in Spain, well that’s another matter altogether.

There has been a bunch of gossip floating around of late about Luisa hitting on, if not straddling, millionaires and she looks to take her new TV fame to the next level. But who has time for gossip when you’re busy tilting your gaze up and down over her curvaceous form as she climbs in and out of the water in Marbella.

Plus, I never judge a woman by rumors I hear about them. I try my best to judge her by her exemplary T & A. Because I am a civilized brute. Enjoy.