Wow, what a week. I feel deader than Manti Te'o's girlfriend (too early?). But there's nothing to rejuvenate the soul quite like the dulcet visuals of the collective celebrity skin we like to call Reader Finds. That once a week gathering of some of the finest souls on this planet to exchange and intercourse some of the most outrageously hot skin-filled celebrity poses. Think of it as a TED Conference, if TED Conferences were really fucking interesting.
This week's Reader Finds includes Brooke Hogan nip slip on TNA Wrestling (thanks to our favorite EgoReader "Anon'), models Lynette Harris and Nikki Lee Young topless painted up for New England vs. Baltimore showdown in BlazingHot magazine (contributed by 'Jim S.' of Premier Rides coaster builders), Stacie Halas, the middle school teacher fired for being Tiffany Six, porn star (inspired by naughty student 'Thomas'), more topless modeling pictures form Emily DiDonato (kudios to 'Ty'), Eva Mendes so supremely hot in black and white (thank you 'Junirods'), Miley Cyrus see-through to the nips (donated by 'Alberto'), Mary Louise Parker showing off her own hotself on Instagram (bless you 'Mike'), Lucy Pinder smoking hot in lingerie (we owe thanks to 'Evan G.'), Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, and Staci Noblett topless Pabo 2013 screencaps (lovely lasses by 'Rome'), Helena Christensen poking hot (dropped delicious from 'Steve J.'), Laura Harring sexy leg show (thank you kindly, 'Derrick'), Chabeli Navarro and Cristina Merino topless screencaps for Interviu magazine photoshoot (a million Internet points for 'Devon'), more Lucy Pinder topless with her gal pal Rosie Jones in their Nuts photoshoot (contributed by 'Barry'), Olga Kurylenko quite unclothed and sweet (delivered to doorstep by 'Wayne C.'), and Wendy Fiore in the world's most improbably covered topless shower scene, from Wendy4.com (kudos to 'Vanua'),  Damn, that's a lot of skin! Enjoy.
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Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Pinder’s Topless Perfect Play Plays Our Friday Song
Oh, yes, we've reached the happiest moment of the week. That time in which all the work that is behind is behind, and all the debauchery, sports, and napping on the the couches of strangers lay before. That might be lie. But it's most definitely not a lie, which is why on Fridays of all days, we truly celebrate the fluffy goodness that brings a smile to every man and Sapphic leaning woman's face. Big beautiful bodacious breasts. All the more perfect when attached to a super sextastic woman like Lucy Pinder in her brand new Nuts photoshoot.
Now, I once made the mistake of calling Lucy Pinder the most alluring woman in the world. A mistake in so much as I got tons of angry letters from readers who begged to differ, and since I got zero nookie from Lucy out of such a lofty compliment, well, I've since learned to keep the superlatives to a minimum. But, oh, my. That body, that come hither and play touch football with me look. It's a killer. And a great way to kick off the weekend. Thank God It's Fumbags!