Lucy Collett

READER FINDS: Cameron Diaz Topless in Sex Tape, Pamela Anderson Nekkid, Cali Lee Topless and Much Much More…

 

Each week I have the pleasure of dipping into the Reader Finds email bag with my prurient little paw and extracting a week's worth of the best and most boobtastic of the content generated by you, the user, the reader, and all around scholar-athletes yet to be convicted for any type of human crime. It's both a privilege and an honor to be on the receiving end of your rightfully dirty minds, without having to wear any type of protective shield or latex wrapping. It is, since 1911, a little something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Lucy Collett showing how she does selfies (thank you to EgoReader 'Green'), Ariana Grande booty on an Aussie TV show (kudos out to 'Shannon'), Cali Lee, the adult film actress who messed around with Britney's boyfriend doing some fine movie work (sweet contribution from 'Devon'), Naomi Campbell topless in a Russian periodical (supermodel ta's delivered by 'Elliot'), Asia Argento topless on the silver screen (thank you kindly to 'Maria'), Kate Luyben topless in the vastly underrated Femme Fatales (Skinematics via 'Douglas'), Audrey Tautou topless in her own screen turn (French delights courtesy of 'Mon'), Marion Cotillard most definitely topless (luscious lovelies by way of 'Francia'), Juliana Scalch topless hotness in foreign cinema (windmilled over the fence by 'Len'), Pamela Anderson nekkid at Hugh Hefner's birthday party (the ta's jumped out of the cake thanks to 'Emory'), Rachel Mortenson wicked hot modeling pics (ooh la la's from 'Steven'), Olivia Cooke topless on celluloid (slipped under the door by 'Sweetz'), Juliette Lewis topless in Strange Days (indeedy do's handed over by 'Brad'), Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski and SI buddies in bikinis (bathing suit beauties previewed by 'Keller'), Hayden Panettiere in one damn sextastic shoot (H.P's thanks to 'William'), Elisa Dushku sweet in a bikini (underrated hotness via 'Tony'), Cameron Diaz topless moment from Sex Tape (rare nip sighting captured by 'Donnie'), and last, but not at all least, Sharon Stone flashing her bigguns in FI2. It's all good and skintastic. If only you believe. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Throws Down Her Top Against Lucy Collett in a Battle of the Boobtastic for the Ages

 

You know my udder fondness for Rosie Jones, a glamorous revealer of her faptastic funbags since the day she turned eighteen. But you also know my allure for the ginger topped fuller bodied Lucy Collett who reminds us all that soft and curvy is so very much sextastic. It's like having to decide between two big football games on at the same time, or, the worst, glazed or chocolate at Dunkin in the morning. I just can't make such monumental choices.

As always, the Battle of the Boobtastic relies on you, the fine gourmands of the mammary glands, to separate the tops from the even better tops. The luscious from the delicious. The squeezable from the huggable. The lovelier of the two ladies profoundly moving boobtastic. I do not envy your work. But work you must. Between Rosie and Lucy, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Lucy Collett

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Lucy Collett Topless Black Panties Striptease for Ginger Snapping Happy Times

 

Lucy Collett just seems like she'd be a fun gal to have on a summer road trip. Especially when I announced the topless only rules for my car. I bet she wouldn't balk at that rule. Or the one where we take turns sitting on the driver's lap and she's the only passenger. Your turn again, Lucy. Beg my ungentlemanly thoughts, but Lucy and her ginger topped sweet topless body tends to make prurient thoughts race through my head like greyhounds chasing a rabbit. Only, I don't want to eat the rabbit, I want to rub it all over with hot baby oil then tickle it with feathers. I don't know, maybe the greyhounds really want to do that too. I can't read dog minds.

Lucy, you are my sweet teated treat. I have been fond of you through think and skin. I think that's how the expression goes. Someday, we shall be together and the sounds of our merry giggles shall be matched only by the primal screams of our passions. And that's just the first date. Call me, let's make this happen. My iPhone informs me my calendar is open until as far as the calendar goes. Enjoy.

Lissy Cunningham Urges Lucy Collett To Bring on the Ta’s for the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

With so much upheaval in the world, I do hope people will once again look at my forward thinking plan to settle all future disputes by contest of hot girls with outrageously plump funbags. I know there's some thrill in full scale bloodletting, but I really do believe sweater puppies properly unleashed can save this world of the need for such primitive forms of conflict resolution. Think of it as pacifism with a twist of crazy fine melons.

This week's non-violent Battle of the Boobtastic pits blonde bodacious battler Lissy Cunningham against my ginger lovely Lucy Collett. I could never possibly play favorites among two girls to whom I'd give my entire world for just one appropriately placed kiss. However, you must play favorites. It's your sacred duty. In your veteran ogling opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lucy Collett Topless Selfies Will Light Your Fire, Ignite Your Senses, and Torch Your Very Undercrackers

 

Something like that. Lucy Collett continues to be one of the diamonds in my sky, I care not what others thing. And when Lucy starts snapping photos of her own hot and plump snappers, well, consider me down for the count. Or up for anything Lucy.

The hair, the cheeky smile, the cheeky cheeks, and those blessed funbags combine to form the perfect weekend at the lake girl for me. I really just need the lake. Well, and the girl. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Chests Up to Rosie Jones for an Epic Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Are you kidding me? Two of my favorite girls in the entire world choosing to do battle in the cage of chesty goodness simply for my prurient viewing pleasure? Wow, talk about feeling like Caesar. It's good to be king. Or emperor. Or Senator something or other. It's mostly just good to have two eyes and one set of... well, you know, when peeking in on the Battle of the Boobtastic between redheaded goodie basket Lucy Collett and young future HOFer in the hotness department, Rosie Jones.

I'm almost sad that one of them must go home unhappy today. But funbag justice must be served. And you must decide, between these two titans of the topless wonderments, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collett vs. Rosie Jones

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Collett Black Stringy Topless Teasing

 

I don't want to jinx anything, but this is probably the year Lucy Collett and I are able to express our passions for one another in a more physical, and less virtual manner. She doesn't know it yet, but she's soon to experience three minutes of what she will only be able to giggle to her friends as the best three minutes of her past Tuesday. I won't just leave Lucy smiling, I'll leave her unable not to smile for up to 72 hours. I ought come with a warning label. And, yes, I did start my Friday happy hour libations a bit early here today.

Each Friday we like to especially call out and honor and otherwise leer greedily at some of the finest lady humps on this planet. Lucy Collett isn't everybody's cup of tea, but she makes my crumpets tingle. Thank God It's Funbags!