Lucy Collett

Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Topless Lingerie Pictures To Soothe All That Ails You

 
By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 1:14 pm
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You laugh at me when I say that beautiful bouncy funbags can save this world. I know you do. I can hear you. I'm like Carrie on Prom Night, but a little less clueless. So, go ahead and mock my crazy beliefs, but I still have true faith in the fact that glorious boobtastic displays like the perfectly plump roundabouts on the frontside of Lucy Collet can heal any and all ailments, Both physical and emotional.

This midweek tradition of celebrating bodacious boobs is more than just a visual treat, it's a healing ritual. You may have an entirely different belief about achieving peace, but I assure you this, my belief is much hotter than yours. Enjoy.

(For more glorious Lucy Collett hotness, be sure to check out her official site at Lucy-V.com)

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Emily O’Hara Dares Chest Up to Lucy Collett In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic (But Can She Win?)

 
By Bill Swift | April 25, 2013 @ 11:55 am
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I've kind of got my Irish up this week, and how can I not when Emily O'Hara throws her fine pair in the ring against ginger curvaceous darling Lucy Collett. Not since Gentleman Jim Corbett took the title from John Sullivan have we seen such a sporting tournament between two children of Irishy type descent. And while that 19th century pugilistic battle will be forever remembered, if I'm going to see two people dancing around topless and sweaty, I'd just assume it was Emily and Lucy.

But, alas, as the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic is nothing if not a true sport, one must win, and one must lose. So, in your most humble of opinions, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Emily O'Hara vs. Lucy Collett

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Lucy Collett Topless Self Photos Continue to Reel in the Ginger Goodies

 
By Bill Swift | April 22, 2013 @ 8:50 am
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How blessed were we the day Lucy Collett decided to start taking pictures of herself in various state of boobtastic undress? Let me answer for you -- very lucky.

The ginger topped curvaceous hottie has always been photogenic, but when she turns the camera on herself, it's visual wonderment times some number higher than I can count as she reveals her sweet luscious body and all of its perfectly obtuse parts. There's not a single straight line on this woman's body, other than the arrows I'm imagining in my mind pointing to everything on my personal wishlist. Not bucket list mind you, because if I ever got the chance to motorboat those uncaged fluffy beasts, I'd know I'm already in heaven. Enjoy.

(For more glorious Lucy Collett hotness, be sure to check out her official site at Lucy-V.com)

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Lucy Collett Topless Topless Ginger Hotness in More Sextastic Self-Pics

 
By Bill Swift | April 8, 2013 @ 10:35 am
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Lucy Collett can not stop taking pictures of her own hot body. And can you blame her?

The object of our sweet ginger lust has found a new hobby in photographing herself while stripping down to bare her boobtastic faptastics and it's hot Lucy Collett times about a million. Something quite naughty about a sextastic redhead shooting her curvaceous self as she removes her little underthings for the entire world to see. I mean, yeah, I imagine it's just for me, but I'm guessing she has the wider audience in mind. How else to explain that cheeky smile?

Lucy, we love this new direction. Outside of us shooting you, this is most definitely our favorite angle. Enjoy.

(For more glorious Lucy Collett hotness, be sure to check out her official site at Lucy-V.com)

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Lucy Collett Topless Lingerie Self-Shots Put Ginger in Red for Supreme Visual Treats

 
By Bill Swift | March 27, 2013 @ 10:49 am
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I'm not sure when Lucy Collett got the incredible idea to start shooting herself being all kinds of sextastic and naughty with her own camera, but I am feeling blessed that she began.

This has been a true Renaissance of lust-inducement for the ginger hottie celeb glamour model, taking visual matters into her own hands, and lucky hands indeed. Lucy's fully-curved out body might exhibit all kinds of hotness when photographed from an appropriate angle by a second-party, but it exhibits even more smoking hotness when photographed by Lucy herself from many inappropriate angles. This is like discovering the best found footage ever. I think I might cry. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Handheld Cam Topless Shower Time Rub a Dub Photos

 
By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 1:46 pm
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My lust for the ginger-topped Lucy Collett really knows no bounds. But it's upper most reaches are being stretched today (as it were) with the unveiling of these candidly shot photos of Lucy in the shower making herself all clean, in betwixt what I imagine in my mind to be several bouts of first getting very dirty.

On this midweek day, the hump of our work existence, we need solace and sustenance of a different kind. A fleshy, soft, and inviting kind. And I can think of no more perfect pair of pillows in which to flop down than the wet and soapy pair of Lucy Collett. Huzzah!

(For more glorious Lucy Collett hotness, be sure to check out her official site at Lucy-V.com)

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Lucy Collett Fires the Big Red Guns Against Sabine Jemeljanova in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | March 7, 2013 @ 10:43 am
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Wow, talk about choosing between which of your children you love the most (always a sore spot for me as my parents chose in the same humiliating order kids at school picked me for sports), two titans of the topless awesome, ginger sextastic being Lucy Collett, and brunette bombshell Sabine Jemeljanova. What is a boy labeled a simpleton by obviously errant standardized testing to do?

Well, as always, in our weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, we force you to decide. To tell one super hot girl with amazing funbags that she's simply not good enough on this day, on this field. Tough, but it must be done. So let's do it now. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collett vs. Sabine Jemeljanova

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