Oh, my lovely Britty birds with the heaving bosoms of Olympus. The kind of work you blondes and brunettes and ginger topped sweethearts perform each week on behalf of funbag unfurling should never be taken for granted. I don’t take you for granted, girls. There are so many other places I would prefer to take you.
Lucy Collett and Rhian Sugden and Kelly Hall and others of the sweet bare melon crew found their way this week onto the pages of the revealing Sun tabloid and into the hearts of millions. I could be very happy stranded on a desert island with just these six sextastic sirens. Food, clothing, and shelter entirely optional. I wouldn’t make it past one night. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Page 3
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This is like night of a thousand stars. Or at least day of ten incredible funbags. All my virtual girlfriends from across the pond are together again in our mammary filled roundup of the best of the still going fleshy strong Page 3 lovely lass photos in the U.K.
Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Rosie Jones and the rest of the ungodly sextastic gang of girls whose entire purpose in professional life is to make men smile. How many people can you say that about? Well, how many people can you say that about who also have incredible racks bare and in your face? Do you see how I just elevated them to goddess status? It’s the least these melon blessed ladies deserve. The most would be to be honored by the queen. Not sure that will happen. Let’s just tap them with our own swords for now. Bless you super fine women with playful lovely yams. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Page 3
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Well, it’s finally arrived. Valentine’s Day. It’s here tomorrow. And as much as I warned and begged and pleaded and got down on my hands and knees and told you not to buy your Valentine’s lingerie, I know some of you still did not heed my warning. Which is fine. My advice has proven to be mediocre at best through the years.
But for those of you who strictly follow the Egotastic! code of conduct, it’s time to be rewarded with a look at some of our favorite sextastic celebrities in red lingerie. A typically complex theme I came up with in my basement laboratory, a bit of visual wonderment to fit the season, and to remind us all, that little bits of silk and lace are often best left to the professionals. Enjoy.
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My dearest Lucy Collett and I have the kind of relationship you only read about in great romance novels, or letters to the Penthouse editor. I lust her ginger curvaceous hotness and she completely and utterly ignores me. You’d never think that would work out, but here were are years later just as happy as can be.
Lucy’s latest pictorial work finds her blushing redheaded bosomy hotness bouncing right out of her lingerie. For those men and Sapphic leaning women who find the Tinsel Town denizen about slender for your pillowy dreams, Lucy is the ultimate elixir. A robustly seductive woman who appears to have no sharp edges anywhere. I’d have to inspect more closely naturally before filing my official report. That’s the next stage in our relationship, on target for about 2045. I can’t wait. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Lucy.V.Com
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For a while there it was like we had lost a dear friend when it was announced the Page 3 feature of the U.K. Sun was going dark due to thepressure from certain groups who like to complain for a hobby. But the departure was blessedly very short lived as Page 3 has returned with a bang of the boobtastic featuring some of our favorites such as Holly Peers
, Lucy Collet
, and Mellisa Clarke
It’s not that we couldn’t live without Page 3, it’s just that why would we want to? We are adamantly opposed to any forces adamantly opposed to the exhibition of beautiful funbags. There will always be, and there always are, forces at work that seek to censor the full beauty of women. Which is why our work is truly never done. Don’t worry, I had a nap, I’m good for this. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: The Sun
It’s time. The every seventh day chest conquering gala we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. That once a week permission slip for girls to exercise their competitive juices with their hands down at their sides and me looking to capture those juices in a mason jar and save for a lonely day. This week’s contestants in the finest funbag competition this side of my Uncle Joe’s GILFs galore setup out by the old highway. are the newly blonde streaked Holly Peers, a true champ of the chestal skills, and Lucy Collett, a redheaded ball of fluffy wonder who I’d shank any one of you in the showers for two minutes and eleven seconds of conjugal time.
These two lades are both deserving of more than anything we could ever give them. Still, let’s hand one of them a victory today in the Battle of the Boobtastic. In your savant opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
Photo Credit: Page 3 Online
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Ginger topped glamour model Lucy Collett and I have had an ongoing affair of the heart for several years now. Naturally, she’s not quite as aware of this affair as I am, devoting many many hours to our relationship while Lucy mostly pretends to not know I exist or acknowledge my correspondence. I just assume this is how relationships mostly work.
But as long as our mutual or one-sided lust has lingered, every time I see Lucy in another sextastic boobtastic revealing pictorial, I fall into moist desire all over again. And, yes, for the record Moist Desire was the name of my band in high school. She’s just a curvaceous smiling faptastic wonder of bosomy perfect proportions. I want Lucy to pop out of every cake ever made. Even the little tiny ones at the grocery store. That would be something. Bless you once more, Lucy Collett. You have a higher calling. Enjoy.
(Be sure to visit Lucy’s Official Fanpage for all your ginger topped hottie needs.)
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