Lucy Collett

Lucy Collett Topless and Daringly Dark For Nuts

 

I know Lucy Collett isn't everybody's cup of tea, but she's the milk in my porridge, or something Britishy sounding like that, and I think someday I'd like her to be the woman I have a fling with while my wife is off visiting her sister because her cat died. Not that I've thought about this much. But Lucy does seem like the fun kind of romp weekend partner. Not that Lucy doesn't also deserve a great guy in a loving and emotionally connected stable and caring relationship. I just want that to be some other guy. As for me and Lucy, it's weekenders at the beach where we never quite get to the beach.

Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Lucy shows me once again why a simple bit of lacy black and the fine art of the striptease down to your mighty impressive funbags, is all the foreplay this man needs. Ever. Period. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Battles Lissy Cunningham For a Red on Blonde Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Who dares to bare their wares in challenge to the fine funbags of my red-headed beauty queen Lucy Collett. Okay, granted, Lucy may not be naturally ginger, but she is naturally endowed with some of the finest lady curves on this planet. Therefore, I do not envy the task of the albeit hot herself Lissy Cunningham as she places her sweet puppies front and center in a Battle of the Boobtastic with Lucy.

The prize goes to the bold among us. But today there can be only one prize awarded. The vaunted imaginary briefcase full of small denomination bills that goes to the more impressive of the udderly fine contestants in today's battle. Now, it's time for you to pick the winner. Between these two stout lasses, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collett vs. Lissy Cunningham

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Lucy Collett Can Have My Cake And Eat It Too

 

Honestly, if I were the last mine in the world drooling over Lucy Collett, I would be happy being a club of one. Every time I see this ginger curvy lady taking off her clothes, I want to learn how to play the harp and write her some kind of angelic striptease song I could pluck with just one hand. She is the bacon to my eggs, which makes no sense, unless you really really love bacon like I do.

Lucy likes to take her sextastic all-lady body show out into nature to let the birds and bees become more inspired to do what birds and bees do naturally. She's got me remembering every single thing ever mention in my sixth grade sex-ed class. Including the part about how I would be flogged if I laughed again at the word 'vagina'. It still makes me laugh, even as I turn over all my worldly resources in various attempts to attain it. Life is funny that way. Lucy Collett, you are my Rubenesque angel. I wish to adore you in so many heavenly ways. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

 

I'm not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I'm quite certain that's better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that's a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett And I Will Probably Be a Couple Soon, Well, After I Fall Asleep

 

I know for some of you Lucy Collett is not your cup of tea. For others, she is the pearl in your oyster. Or, maybe something more to do with her oyster perhaps. Either way, you already know my affection for curvaceous red heads, even if there's a little help from the coloration department.

Now, I'm a man who's oft been accused of infatuations with far too many women. I can only assure you that these prurient and unwholesome feelings are entirely and desperately real. I am a a man inclined to love women. I love almost everything about them, not all, but many. You start adding in the shades of ginger and the funbags of a luxury hotel pillow and I'm apt to throw my hat and everything beneath it right into the ring. These are my feelings. Be gentle with me. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Striptease for Your Full-Bodied Ginger Lusting Needs

 

Oh, how I love a stripping ginger in the morning. Or afternoon, or evening. Or just continuously throughout the day. The mere sight of our Rubenesque redhead Lucy Collett makes me smile. The notion that she's about to strip out of her dress and flash her round rump and beautiful bodacious funbags simply makes me smile all over. I just can't shake this happy feeling. Such is the power of the boobtastic.

On Thursdays, we like to honor the goddesses of chestal goodness. The curvaceous ladies that make you drop to your knees to thank Mother Nature for ever conceiving of creating a sight such as Lucy Collett wearing not much more than a smile. Hope springs eternal. I recommend plastic sheets for that. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Topless and Stripping Out of Her Jeans for Denim Delights

 

Sometimes I worry that I overuse the word 'alluring', but I must tell you that I never use it, unless I feel it. And, sure, I'm a man prone to lusting women in deep and often unhealthy healthy sort of ways. I find so much about the fairer sex to be alluring. Sometimes it's the obvious, sometimes it's just a red nail polished little toe that I want to wiggle all the way home. With Lucy Collett this midweek, it's just about everything, including her shimmy out of her jeans. A classic allure if you will, the curvaceous babe peeling off her denim to reveal the lower half of a ridiculously curvy sweet package.

Ginger lust and sweet-cushion dreams collide when it comes to seeing Lucy Collett stripping down to her faptastic female form. Consider me allured. And happy. And unapologetic. Huzzah!