Lindsay Lohan was looking a little bit like her old self in a slinky form fitting dress at the Speed-The Plow afterparty in London. Lindsay has been starring in the David Mamet show in the West End. But the real news is how sexy she looked. The dress hugged those famous curves showing off Lindsay’s amazing body. Say what you want, Lindsay has got a pretty great rack on her. Remember her tight t-shirts she wore in Mean Girls? I do. I’ll freely admit that I had a huge thing for Lindsay back in the day. Maybe she’ll get her life together now and fulfill her true destiny of being a hot woman for us to ogle.
I wish I could fly to London to see her in the show. I like David Mamet. I see him on the streets here in New York all the time. Maybe I can ask him to pay for my ticket. You think he’ll go for it?
We all know the Lindsay Lohan saga of the past, man, really about a full decade now. What was once the spry and bosomy ginger princess became the not so spry and troubled young woman with the unlucky draw of the worst parents in the world. And with the fall, the looks as well took a hit. But if you ever doubted that Lindsay was once the holder of so much sextastic potential, you can still see it every now and then as captured in photographs in such runs as her pictorial in Wonderland magazine. Those chops simply don’t disappear completely no matter how badly you forsake them.
I still wish for Lindsay a full recovery to something approximating normalcy, allure, and just a calmer existence. She really has so much talent in the looks department that still might be readily salvaged with an unburdening of the soul beneath. Every time I see photos such as these, I feel like I’m looking at a great ball player who simply fell off the straight and narrow and wrecked what could’ve been a legendary career, but still has those skills you know he could’ve been great. Life and the sextastic are both bittersweet at times. Enjoy.
It might be surprising to consider, but Lindsay Lohan leads a rather charmed life. For all the well documented low points, she still manages to have herself quite the good time even with the public eye upon her. No shut in status here. Lindsay took to the Greek isles in her most recent Mediterranean summer vacation tour for a little jet-skiing time in her black bikini, which fit her much better than some of the other swimsuits she’s been featuring of late.
There’s no doubt Lindsay isn’t going to win many fitness awards. I’m not sure she’s on the strict Pilates and yoga extreme routines of many of her Hollywood peers. But with Lindsay, there’s still always something there. The spark of the hottie ginger who once filled the libido with thoughts of lecherous bath time play. Meh, maybe I’m just a dreamer, a hoper, and a wisher, but if Lindsay can right herself, match my ten daily pushups of rigor, we might just someday get back our old Lindsay. Enjoy.
Leave it to lovable Lindsay Lohan to figure out how to show sideboob even in an unlikely jet-skiing suit. Ultimately sideboob is what Lindsay is best known for, at least in her completely sober moments when she’s fully aware of what she’s showing off. It’s a nice look in its own way. It certainly get you first dibs on Jet-skis at the dock.
Lindsay has been tearing her way through the Riviera region this July with various showy outfits, boyfriends, and boats. It’s nice just to see her having fun again after so much, well, not so much work, but I guess legal stress. I’m not sure the neoprene is the most flattering material for Lindsay these days, but as always, I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. Enjoy.
If you’re Austrian isn’t as good as mine, meaning, I know four words, Weisses means white which means this was the White festival where they supposedly celebrate art and film and music but mostly everybody just dressed in white and gets loaded on the good stuff. Which made this the perfect even for Lindsay Lohan to VIP as she makes her way across Europe for a summer of festivals and events where she can make a little scratch.
Lindsay puts on a good show when the guest of honor, draped in all white and showing off ample sideboob in her braless gown for the evening. Lindsay pimped and preened and had her photo taken with a million and one party guests and was generally convivial and lucid until her ‘waters’ started to catch up with her a bit. If you look closely at these photos you’ll still see some of the sextastic former Lindsay that I still yearn and hope will return one day after perhaps an extended period of clean living. Until then, sideboob gawking it is. There’s nothing wrong with that. Enjoy.
I can’t remember if world’s most lovable mother Dina Lohan is still sending out nasty messages about people showing pictures of Ali Lohan, but here goes nevertheless. Ali, and her more famous and infamous older sister Lindsay Lohan were swimming and sunbathing in two piece swimwear on a yacht off the coast of Italy as, you know, many of us do from time to time. It’s a rather rare day that we see even one, let alone both Lohan sisters in clear bikini shots. I think it’s been at least a couple years now. But, there they are, flashing their bodies toward El Sol and taking a dip in the Mediterranean.
Granted, the Lohan girls and Lindsay may not look precisely in their prime, as they were in their prime, but as always I hold out hope for a return to glory before the days of wine and roses and all the other things less legal than wine and roses. Thy body is a temple and all that. But where there once was sextastic, there ever remains hope. It’s like The Force, it sleeps, but never fades. Enjoy.
Well, Lindsay Lohan certainly did her best to avoid the long arm of the paparazzi lens, but she wasn’t quite out to sea at her Italian resort far enough to escape the clutches our of visual monitors who snapped her as best they could looking mighty fine in her white bikini and making out with some dude. The last part being less unusual than the first.
Anyhow, keep yourself LiLo informed and check out Lindsay Lohan Bikini Makeout Pictures on a watercraft on WWTDD. It’s sort of like seeing Lindsay through beer goggles, which is kind of sweet. Enjoy.