Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down Over Half Mill to Appear on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

By Bill Swift | January 22, 2013 @ 9:30 am

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan just wants to be a movie star. And, what with the grade school thespianic performance in Liz & Dick, along with the rumored to be unwatchable, if not illegible, The Canyons, maybe or maybe not appearing on screen, who can blame the budding film powerhouse.

Hence, according to our friends at TMZ, despite being way behind on rent and taxes, not to mention having to dig into her pocket for yayo change, Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $555K offer to appear on Dancing with the Stars, because she 'doesn't do reality'.

I guess everybody has their line in the sand, or lines on the mirror.

OH PRETTY YOUNG ONE WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?

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Ginger Snap! Redheaded Celeb Hotties To Kindle Your Yuletide Logs This Christmas

By Bill Swift | December 25, 2012 @ 8:32 am

Christina Hendricks in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Lindsay Lohan in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Emma Stone in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Renee Olstead in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Isla Fisher in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Karen Gillan in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Deborah Ann Woll in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Ariana Grande in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

Amy Adams in Red Head Ginger Snaps Hotties

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What better way to celebrate the scarlet colorings of this holiday season than by a review of some of our favorite ginger hotties that routinely grace the pages of our humble virtual abode.

While we adore all beautiful women, you know well our special fondness for the fireplugs that ignite certain special feelings in our fun zone. Amazingly sextastic redheaded celeb hotties such as Emma Stone, and Karen Gillan, and Christina Hendricks, and our secret ginger lust crush, Renee Olstead. All part of our happiest spot on the color wheel of goodness.

Take a look at ten of our favorites and see if your red-topped darling made the list. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Always a Wayward Tweaked Out Criminal; She Used to Be Pretty Damn Hot

By Bill Swift | November 29, 2012 @ 11:47 pm

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Poor Lindsay Lohan and her tangled mess of a current life. If you'd just dropped on this planet the past few years, you'd think Lindsay was some slung out hard-looking hardcore felon with a death wish. But then you don't have the history we have with Lindsay Lohan, from young actress growing into young woman ginger buxom hotness. There was a time we really truly dug Lindsay Lohan. And it wasn't all that long ago.

Take a look at a little tribute gallery we put together of Lindsay in her hotter times, even not so long ago, and you'll know why we still have some feelings of lament over her current downhill tumble. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan To Be Charged With Four Crimes On Two Coasts In One Day

By Bill Swift | November 29, 2012 @ 9:43 am

Consider this a non-good day for Lindsay Lohan.

Still basking in the glow of her Oscar-worthy performance in Liz & Dick, the troubled former ginger took to the late late late night party fight club scene last night in New York City, causing some kind of assault charges to be filed against Lilo. At the same time, Lindsay is set to be charged today in Los Angeles for her big Porsche crash and some lying to the cops from her auto accident last year. Yes, a non-good day for Lindsay, not to mention her probationary status.

Read all about Lindsay Lohan to be charged today with more crimes on TMZ.

LINDSAY LOHAN POKIES MIGHT BE HEADED TO THE POKEY SOON

Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipple Pokes for the Beach Going Oglers

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Lindsay, Wake Up! Your Movie Premiere Has Started!

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 8:46 am

Lindsay Lohan in a Cut-Out Dress at the LA Premiere of 'Liz and Dick'

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Lindsay Topless

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Somehow, in someway, Lindsay Lohan (and her team) got herself into a not so bad looking dress and somewhat on time appearance on the red carpet for the premiere of her Lifetime film, Liz and Dick, a film that we're told is rather unintentionally funny to behold.

Now, granted, Lindsay did look a little sleepy and seemed to be drifting into dreams of flying talking ponies, but she did also look perhaps the best she has in some time, a relative statement for the perhaps soon to be returning to the hoosegow Lindsay, but we must give credit where credit is due, she was standing without assistance and she did fit nicely into her fancy things.

What the future holds for Lindsay Lohan, we do not know. But it's probably not flying talking ponies, not the real ones at least. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Probation Revoked! Lilo’s Future Filled With Far More Lez Than Dick

By Bill Swift | November 19, 2012 @ 3:12 pm

TMZ is breaking with news that Lindsay Lohan has had her probation revoked due to criminal charges being filed for Lindsay lying to cops last summer when she claimed that she wasn't the driver of the Porsche that slammed into the truck on PCH, you know, despite everybody in the known universe knowing Lindsay was the driver.

Lindsay Lohan, the daughter of two really effed up drugged-out hustlers (hi, Mr. and Mrs. Lohan) and former actress turned hop-heavy sleepy dreamer, could soon be returning to the all-female finger-probing showers of the Los Angeles County correctional department. A place that is not quite as nice as we dream in our private time dreams.

OH, PRETTY YOUNG ONE WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?

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Lindsay Lohan Not Drinking… Except for That Bottle and a Half of Vodka a Day.

By Bill Swift | October 22, 2012 @ 11:25 am

According to Lindsay Lohan dad of the year, Michael Lohan, his daughter is consuming between a bottle and a bottle and a half of vodka per day, that is, in between the pills she uses to sleep or wake herself. Michael Lohan is insisting that the posse around Lindsay is enabling her dangerous consumption and demanding some kind of emergency intervention.

So hard to know who to believe in this domestic dispute. Lindsay Lohan is obviously flailing about on something stronger than clove cigarettes and corn pops (did that once for a whole weekend sophomore year of high school, I don't recommend), at the same time, Michael Lohan is a sleaze dad of pretty epic proportions.

Read the latest on the Lindsay Lohan Intervention (without Lindsay) on TMZ.