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Lily Allen Nip Slip, Pixie Lott Upskirt and Rita Ora Cleavage Highlight the V Festival in England

 
Lily Allen at V Festival in England
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The British ladies were getting down and barely-dressed dirty at the V Festival concert over the weekend in Jolly Old England, strutting about the stage in various costumes that would make your mother blush and your grandmother probably be arrested.

Lily Allen probably won the evening by baring her nipple and ta-ta betwixt an open top with no bra, flashing her udder to the utterly enchanted concert crowd. Lily is not a particularly shy young pop star, much like Pixie Lott who seems to be flashing her knickers on stage with great regularity, prompting ticket prices in the front rows to be valued rather high for the gentleman ogler. Icing the cake was Rita Ora who hates clothes these days, flashing her deep cleavage and showing off her gym-toned body with barely any wardrobe on at all. As for the music of the event… yeah, that’s right. It matters not. The bodies were hot and preening. That’s worth your entry fee right there. Enjoy.
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Lily Allen Takes A Bikini Dip In NYC

British singer and sexy person Lily Allen went for a swim at the Soho House Hotel in New York City. She wore a teeny tiny blue and orange bikini that showed off her bangin’ figure. Yes, her body is so amazing I had to go back in time and bring back the word bangin’. It appears that the water in the pool was cold because Ms. Allen’s nips were certainly perky and present. Lily’s ta-tas are the definition of the term pert. She’s the kind of gal who can get away with never wearing a bra and a celebrate her right to do so. She’s also got a fairly extraordinary booty which is shown off in her tight blue bottoms. I’ve always had a thing for Lily Allen ever since I first saw her on an English talk show years ago. She’s one of my celebrity free passes.

It’s hard to believe that someone so hot is the sister of Alfie Allen, (Theon Greyjoy) from Game of Thrones. I would gladly be her Reek anyday.

Lily Allen Pink Panties Flashing in the Glastonbury Rain

Lily Allen is no stranger to provocative posing. That’s in photos or onstage or just out and about. The young British pop star was tearing up the stage at the ginormous Glastonbury Music Festival over the weekend, a bit wet from the English weather, but flashing her pink panties with tremendous aplomb.

I’ve always respected a female music artist in a very short skirt on a raised stage. It takes some serious confidence and some nice legs and other underbits. If you can give the boys in the crowd a show while you’re belting out your super important pop music lyrics, why the heck not. There’s a certain girl named Miley who’s made a small fortune doing just that these past couple of years. Sex sells. So do pink panties. To me specifically. Enjoy.

Lily Allen Isn’t Wearing Much of a Top as Sideboobs Flutter in London Show

Lily Allen is a natural kind of gal. Naturally vocally talented, naturally used to working in the entertainment business, and naturally letting her funbags just kind of hang out during a show in London last night.

Lily is flying authentic looking flags with sideboobs aplenty in a top that was barely keeping her from Scotland Yard from shutting down the establishment. England might be in Europe, but it’s still somewhat stodgy about its public nudity. Still, a rather noteworthy bit of wardrobe from the recording artist that probably took five to ten less hours than your typical Lady Gaga costume to assemble. Good on you, Lily. Simple, sane, showy. You nailed it. Enjoy.

Lily Allen Nipple Poking Her Way Through the Big Apple

I’m not sure what’s happening along the East Coast of the U.S., but apparently it’s causing women’s nipples to become rather rigid this past weekend. Maybe that’s a Noreaster or a Polar Vortex or just what might be called The Egotastic! Effect, but sextastic celebrities headlights were on full beam this weekend, including Lily Allen who I guess didn’t get the memo on brisk temperatures and sheer sweaters without good support. To our benefit most indeed as the British recording artist cruised Manhattan poking proudly like an English pop star ought when in America.

I’m not sure if the Age of Aquarius is truly dawning and we’re going to see less an less discreet wear from the ladies up top, but I surely hope so. It would give me some closure on all these candles I’ve been lighting for years in hopes that governments around the world finally ban bras for good looking women. It’s time for this measure of modernization. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Keeley Hazell Perfect Boobs, Aly Michalka Bikini Body Perfection, Lene Nystrom Sex Scene, and Lily Allen Boob Slip

 

Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader ‘Danny V.’ for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a ‘bust’. Absolute perfection.

While Keeley Hazell once rightfully owned the title of hottest ta-tas, Aly Michalka is no slouch when it comes to top hot body consideration. We’d have to see more, oh, delightful more of Aly Michalka before making any ‘top body’ declarations, but these bikini pictures from a recent OP brand photoshoot give nice ogle-worthy hints of what lies beneath, and shows off one helluva bikini body. Thanks to ‘Dennis M.’ for cluing us into this Hellcat hottie hotness. (You pros will note Brenda Song and Katerina Graham alongside Aly Michalka in these pictures.)

You do remember Lene Nystrøm, dont you? Norwegian front singer from the awesomely horrible bubble gum band, Aqua, that brought us such instant classics as Barbie Girl and It’s Your Duty (To Shake That Booty), well, dedicated Egotastic! fan ‘Erik E.’ putting down his Ringnes Pils long enough to alert his fellow fans that Lene is now a thespianic type and getting all kinds of nekkid onscreen, including her birthday suit feature in the latest Varg Veum crime novel turned cinematic. You probably haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but you’ve heard her music and now you’ve seen her funtastics.

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Lily Allen Topless Pictures from Harper’s Bazaar Russia

 

I’m trying to remember the last time Lily allen wasn’t topless, but it’s not working. Last time I checked, Lily Allen was a musician, right? So how come she’s always, and I do mean always, getting her tits out? Not that I’m complaining, I’m just wondering. Has she gotten bored with singing? Is this the only way people will pay attention to her? Does it really matter? No. All that matters is these ne Lily Allen topless pictures from the russian edition of Harper’s Bazaar.