Lily Allen

READER FINDS: Keeley Hazell Perfect Boobs, Aly Michalka Bikini Body Perfection, Lene Nystrom Sex Scene, and Lily Allen Boob Slip

By Jon | April 1, 2011 @ 9:44 am

Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader 'Danny V.' for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a 'bust'. Absolute perfection.

While Keeley Hazell once rightfully owned the title of hottest ta-tas, Aly Michalka is no slouch when it comes to top hot body consideration. We'd have to see more, oh, delightful more of Aly Michalka before making any 'top body' declarations, but these bikini pictures from a recent OP brand photoshoot give nice ogle-worthy hints of what lies beneath, and shows off one helluva bikini body. Thanks to 'Dennis M.' for cluing us into this Hellcat hottie hotness. (You pros will note Brenda Song and Katerina Graham alongside Aly Michalka in these pictures.)

You do remember Lene NystrÃ¸m, dont you? Norwegian front singer from the awesomely horrible bubble gum band, Aqua, that brought us such instant classics as Barbie Girl and It's Your Duty (To Shake That Booty), well, dedicated Egotastic! fan 'Erik E.' putting down his Ringnes Pils long enough to alert his fellow fans that Lene is now a thespianic type and getting all kinds of nekkid onscreen, including her birthday suit feature in the latest Varg Veum crime novel turned cinematic. You probably haven't read the book or seen the movie, but you've heard her music and now you've seen her funtastics.

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Lily Allen Topless Pictures from Harper’s Bazaar Russia

By phil | December 28, 2009 @ 1:25 pm

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I'm trying to remember the last time Lily allen wasn't topless, but it's not working. Last time I checked, Lily Allen was a musician, right? So how come she's always, and I do mean always, getting her tits out? Not that I'm complaining, I'm just wondering. Has she gotten bored with singing? Is this the only way people will pay attention to her? Does it really matter? No. All that matters is these ne Lily Allen topless pictures from the russian edition of Harper's Bazaar.

Lily Allen Topless in the Window

By phil | October 20, 2009 @ 4:02 am

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I don't know what's up with her, but here's Lily Allen topless in her hotel window in Venice. She actually looks a little lost (or is that high?), and it looks like her boyfriend had to come over and actually inform her that her she was basically naked in public. Although, that's not really a rare occurence for Lily Allen. Seriously, though, she looks like she has absolutely no clue where she is or what she's doing. And that's just how I like 'em.

Lily Allen is Topless, also Woman of the Year

By phil | September 11, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

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GQ UK has named Lily Allen their Woman of the Year, and I wonder if that's because Lily Allen is topless in this photoshoot. I can't imagine any other reason why she'd be Woman of the Year, and even her being topless doesn't really cut it, but whatever. She's pretty cute, and loves to show off her tittays, such as they are. All in all, not bad.

Lily Allen Topless Pictures from i-D Magazine

By phil | July 9, 2009 @ 7:23 am

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Sure we've seen Lily Allen topless before, and it's not like she's a Supermodel, or anything, but there's just something about her that makes seeing her topless again a welcome sight. I think it's the fact that she's showing us her tits.

A Lily Allen Nipple Slip for a Change

By phil | June 4, 2009 @ 10:13 am

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Just in case yesterday's Lily Allen topless pictures weren't enough for you, here's a little Lily Allen nipple slip from the set of her new music video. To be quite honest, I think I actually like these pictures better than the topless ones. First off, she looks way better all cleaned up. Second, the only thing I like about Lily Allen are her boobs, and thankfully, that's all that's showing. And third, her dress is shiny.

Lily Allen is Topless Yet Again

By phil | June 3, 2009 @ 11:11 am

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Lily Allen just loves getting topless, but that's okay, because we love to see Lily Allen topless. Well, maybe not "love," but definitely "like." Lily was at the Eden Roc hotel in Cannes where it's more socially acceptable for Lily Allen to show her tits, as opposed to her regular nipple slips.