Lily Allen

Lily Allen Isn’t Wearing Much of a Top as Sideboobs Flutter in London Show

Lily Allen is a natural kind of gal. Naturally vocally talented, naturally used to working in the entertainment business, and naturally letting her funbags just kind of hang out during a show in London last night.

Lily is flying authentic looking flags with sideboobs aplenty in a top that was barely keeping her from Scotland Yard from shutting down the establishment. England might be in Europe, but it's still somewhat stodgy about its public nudity. Still, a rather noteworthy bit of wardrobe from the recording artist that probably took five to ten less hours than your typical Lady Gaga costume to assemble. Good on you, Lily. Simple, sane, showy. You nailed it. Enjoy.

Lily Allen Nipple Poking Her Way Through the Big Apple

I'm not sure what's happening along the East Coast of the U.S., but apparently it's causing women's nipples to become rather rigid this past weekend. Maybe that's a Noreaster or a Polar Vortex or just what might be called The Egotastic! Effect, but sextastic celebrities headlights were on full beam this weekend, including Lily Allen who I guess didn't get the memo on brisk temperatures and sheer sweaters without good support. To our benefit most indeed as the British recording artist cruised Manhattan poking proudly like an English pop star ought when in America.

I'm not sure if the Age of Aquarius is truly dawning and we're going to see less an less discreet wear from the ladies up top, but I surely hope so. It would give me some closure on all these candles I've been lighting for years in hopes that governments around the world finally ban bras for good looking women. It's time for this measure of modernization. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Keeley Hazell Perfect Boobs, Aly Michalka Bikini Body Perfection, Lene Nystrom Sex Scene, and Lily Allen Boob Slip

 

Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader 'Danny V.' for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a 'bust'. Absolute perfection.

While Keeley Hazell once rightfully owned the title of hottest ta-tas, Aly Michalka is no slouch when it comes to top hot body consideration. We'd have to see more, oh, delightful more of Aly Michalka before making any 'top body' declarations, but these bikini pictures from a recent OP brand photoshoot give nice ogle-worthy hints of what lies beneath, and shows off one helluva bikini body. Thanks to 'Dennis M.' for cluing us into this Hellcat hottie hotness. (You pros will note Brenda Song and Katerina Graham alongside Aly Michalka in these pictures.)

You do remember Lene Nystrøm, dont you? Norwegian front singer from the awesomely horrible bubble gum band, Aqua, that brought us such instant classics as Barbie Girl and It's Your Duty (To Shake That Booty), well, dedicated Egotastic! fan 'Erik E.' putting down his Ringnes Pils long enough to alert his fellow fans that Lene is now a thespianic type and getting all kinds of nekkid onscreen, including her birthday suit feature in the latest Varg Veum crime novel turned cinematic. You probably haven't read the book or seen the movie, but you've heard her music and now you've seen her funtastics.

Lily Allen Topless Pictures from Harper’s Bazaar Russia

 

I'm trying to remember the last time Lily allen wasn't topless, but it's not working. Last time I checked, Lily Allen was a musician, right? So how come she's always, and I do mean always, getting her tits out? Not that I'm complaining, I'm just wondering. Has she gotten bored with singing? Is this the only way people will pay attention to her? Does it really matter? No. All that matters is these ne Lily Allen topless pictures from the russian edition of Harper's Bazaar.

Lily Allen Topless in the Window

 

I don't know what's up with her, but here's Lily Allen topless in her hotel window in Venice. She actually looks a little lost (or is that high?), and it looks like her boyfriend had to come over and actually inform her that her she was basically naked in public. Although, that's not really a rare occurence for Lily Allen. Seriously, though, she looks like she has absolutely no clue where she is or what she's doing. And that's just how I like 'em.

Lily Allen is Topless, also Woman of the Year

 

GQ UK has named Lily Allen their Woman of the Year, and I wonder if that's because Lily Allen is topless in this photoshoot. I can't imagine any other reason why she'd be Woman of the Year, and even her being topless doesn't really cut it, but whatever. She's pretty cute, and loves to show off her tittays, such as they are. All in all, not bad.

Lily Allen Topless Pictures from i-D Magazine

 

Sure we've seen Lily Allen topless before, and it's not like she's a Supermodel, or anything, but there's just something about her that makes seeing her topless again a welcome sight. I think it's the fact that she's showing us her tits.