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Lena Dunham Is Way Topless and Emoting Again in This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
Ivana Milicevic and Trieste Kelly Dunn in Banshee
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I’m not exactly sure what to make of Lena Dunham in Girls. On one hand, yeah, um, you know. On the other hand, here’s a 20-something famous woman who is writing herself into tons of nekkid sex scenes on her own show. It could have been so perfect and laudable if only, um, you know. I’ll say this, I am forced to admire the principle behind these exhibitionism. It’s just that, well, you know.

Joining Lena Dunham in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup is the fine topless body of Ivana Milcevic in the skintastic Banshee on Starz. Trieste Kelly Dunn also makes an appearance with her excited nipples poking out readily from beneath a white tank. All in all, an interesting Roundup to say the least. Check it out, but please don’t get angry at me. I may look like the mighty oak, but emotionally I’m the sensitive flower. Blow gently. Enjoy.

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This Ain’t ‘Girls’ Porn Parody Says What We’re All Thinking (VIDEO)

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Porn Never Lies.

Porn parodies are already pretty much an artform. The titles alone have entered our cultural consciousness. I mean, look at Forrest Hump and Shaving Ryan’s Privates, they’re classics of a sort. Some of us have been waiting two years to see something like Girls get the porn treatment. And now, we wait no longer.

Check it. Now, I’ve never seen Girls the TV show (because I would rather punch myself in the balls repeatedly) but I know people who have. From other references in the popular culture that I consume, I get the sense that the one main girl in the actual show (the one played by Lena Dunham) might think she’s a lesbian. I also get the sense that she’s insufferable, mainly because Lena Dunham is insufferable. According to this trailer, in the parody…she gets ball-gagged! Which is what we’re all thinking, right? Guys?

For the billionth time: Thank You, American Porn Industry.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes the Season Premiere of ‘True Blood’ and Alexis Bledel In Her Historical Underwear (VIDEO)

 
Kelly Overton Nekkid on True Blood
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Let’s not beat around the bush, there was little bush in this past week’s roundup of the small screen cable TV fare for mature audiences. Very little skin. In fact, when people ask us why we show Lena Dunham from Girls on here, even though she’s perhaps not prototypical Egotastic! celebrity material, it’s because we give her bold bonus points for getting nekkid on her own show, despite, you know, reminding me a bit of the first and last time I peeped the ladies in the locker room at Curves. We credit risk-taking women.

And, True Blood opened with a bit of a boobtastic whimper itself, Season Five kicking off last night without much of it’s noteworthy nekkidness, though it did feature a cool bit of butt shots of the covered topless Kelly Overton. We also got another bras-and-bedroom scene from the ever hot Alexis Bledel in Mad Men and more more cleavage from Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. All in all, it was redeemable, but a 3 out of 10 on the faptastic scale. Enjoy.

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Boob Tube Roundup Includes Jennifer Love Hewitt Quite Bra and Panties Hot and Jessica Marias Quite Topless Hot (VIDEO)

 
Jennifer Love Hewitt Bra Scenes on The Client List
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Twas a fine weekend and week on the smaller screen that shows us larger boobtastic than the large screen these days, where you’d need a telescope and a time machine often to find a bare fun bag, but that’s a rant for another day. When I think about the female fineries on cable television this past several days, I’m extremely heartened by the fact that not a single one of these shows was even on the air just a year or so ago. A brand new fresh flesh-puppy pipeline of media goodness makes me smile.

This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Jennifer Love Hewitt working what she’s got all over in The Client List, Jessica Marais flashing some utterly outstanding udders in Magic City, Oona Chaplin, granddaughter of Charlie making the sexy in Game of Thrones, and a shoutout to Lena Dunham, who may not be in your top 10 lists, but she get raw and nekkid and funny to support her own show, Girls, and we must applaud her cajones, err, milkers. Enjoy.

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