Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester Looking Mighty Fine at Tribeca Film Festival

I’m not sure which movie Leighton Meester was supporting at the Tribeca Film Festival, I only know she looked like a million damn dollars on the red carpet. We don’t get to see the former Gossip Girl starlet very often in public, I’m not sure why, but when she comes to play hard, she always looks amazing and passion inducing in a cute girl next door dressed up for the prom kind of way.

I know people say I used the term underrated hottie far too often, but when is the last time you saw Leighton on any of those fading magazine’s top 100 lists of sextastic celebrities? That’s right, you don’t. But she’s on my list of girls I’d shank any one of you in the shower for five minute of conjugal time in the prison cafeteria with the smell of chipped beef accentuating the aroma of our intense, but rapid making of the sexy gyrations. Oh, Leighton, I do appreciate you while others go for the more obvious girls. That ought to earn me some kind of peck on some kind of cheek. Enjoy.

Leighton Meester Was Supposed to Be in the ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie. Now She’s Not.

No Meester on Mars

Did you know that Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester used to be in the cult hit Veronica Mars? Well she was—for two whole episodes in Season One. And those two episodes back in the spring of 2005 were enough to make show creator Rob Thomas put her in the new Veronica Mars movie that’s finally happening. You know, because her character was so pivotal and Leighton is so talented and, more importantly, so extremely attractive.

This makes you happy. I understand. Unfortunately, it’s not all good news. You see, it turns out that Leighton will be unable to reprise her role as Carrie Bishop for the film because she’s washing her hair that day, or something like that. I don’t know. Point is, she can’t make it work, and so she is being replaced by this hipster:

That’s Andrea Estella. She’s the lead singer of indie pop band Twin Sister, she’s never been in a movie before, and now she’s taking over for Leighton Meester.

Obviously, Andrea has some big (sexy) shoes to fill. Best of luck with that.

Leighton Meester Struts in a Hip-Hugging Dress at Sirius Studios in NYC

Leighton Meester Bikini Pictures for Rio Spectacular Part Deux

Well, if the braless boob hanging wasn’t enough for, you, and why should anything ever be enough, then you can feast your pearly white peepers upon Leighton Meester with the new hippy boyfriend splashing through the beaches of Rio in a bikini whose top at least seemed to be surrending to the power of the Meester mammaries.

Now, you may not be a huge fan of Gossip Girl, because, you know, you’ve got beans between thine legs, but you can still take in the sights of Brazil through Leighton Meester, who we rarely get to see showing skin, outside of her sex tapes, natch. Enjoy.

Leighton Meester Braless Pictures Might Just Tweak Rio Jesus

C’mon, even I wear underthings to church. The bar is not set that high.

But Leighton Meester took a tour over the weekend down Rio way of the famous Christ the Redeemer statue and figured a bra was too much effort, which despite it’s seeming sacrilege, created a rather holy moment for us gentleman oglers, as we could see to and through the sheer white top the Gossip Girl was sporing, for a fairly clear glimpse into nippletastic heaven.

The sacred and the profane in one fell swoop. Just the way we dig it. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba Sexy Glamourous Hot in ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’

And not just Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, but Leighton Meester, Demi Lovato, Lindsay Lohan, Hayden Panettiere, and Hilary Duff. It’s like a pantheon of sexy celebrities.

We previewed this ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’ last week with the entries for Miley Cyrus looking all hot and grown up, now, unleash the veritable fountain of hotness this charity-raising book has to offer in terms of Tinsel Town babes looking all sleek and glamorous. If this isn’t driving the grey matter of your mind to develop some brand new group-fun fantasies, you’re not exercising your mind nearly enough. Enjoy.

‘Gossip Girl’ 100th Episode Party Brings Out Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, and Chloe Moretz

Gossip Girl just turned 100 episodes old, and while the chick-tube show is clearly not targeted at the Egotastic! demographic (us super suave, upstanding, man’s male men or something like that), the cornball soap has been the source of many pleasant discoveries and further risings, including Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Taylor Momsen, Jessica Szhor, and Kristen Bell. We can certain get behind a chick show that highlights sextastic young actresses; they are often absolutely the best source for TV hotties

The 100th episode party brought out cast members Blake and Leighton, looking rather fine, with an appearance by young Chloe Moretz, we’re not sure why, but always nice to see the glimpses into the future of sexy celebrity. Enjoy.