Leelee Sobieski

Happy Chesty Birthdays, Kate Upton, Elizabeth Hurley, and Leelee Sobieski

I’m normally not a sap for birthday celebrations. After about age ten, I get suspicious of people who want to have big birthday spotlights. But, am I going to miss an excuse to show the chests of June 10th birthday girls like Kate Upton, veteran boobtastic hottie Elizabeth Hurley, and so truly missed full-puppied Leelee Sobieski. Not a chance I miss that low hanging fruit.

So, happy birthday to three swinging chicks. Each of whom should be expecting my personal spanking machine to be stopping by their homes at some point today. Or just sitting here at my desk. Enjoy.

Leelee Sobieski Artsy Showy Hot for Grazia Magazine

We do so dig Leelee Sobieski. We love everything about her, okay, granted, we do have a priority of lists of parts we love just a little bit more than others, but the point is, she’s all-over goodness. And on display in this month’s Grazia magazine, which does a little bit of an artistic rendering on the photo-hotness of Leelee, the kind of art we can kind of respect, though if they were going to spend a grand amount of time touching up her photos, they could’ve maybe removed her clothes.

Just a thought. Enjoy.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Trunfio, and Ivanka Trump Sexy Up the Vanity Fair Party at the Tribeca Film Festival

Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.

Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who’s pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of  evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn’t have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot, Winona Ryder Unusually Topless, Brooklyn Decker Camel Toe, and Much Much More…

Angelina Jolie Topless with a Horse Photoshoot
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Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.

This week’s Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub,  sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.

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Leelee Sobieski Just Plain Old Big Apple Yum

Slit right up the front, that’s what I always say. And the vivacious and curvaceous Leelee Sobieski seems to be listening to my lust-driven fashion advice, flashing a nice bit of her rather epic body in the streets of Manhattan, her form fitting frock providing a nice tease of the possibilites beneath. Leelee is definitely another sexy celebrity on our current renaissance list, a recent awakening of the hotness within, and sharing it nicely without. Enjoy.

Oh, Officer Sobieski, I’ve Been a Very Bad Boy

EBC. Engorgement by Cop.


Leelee Sobieski Nipple Pokes Are Just the Tips of the Awesome Iceberg

Am I infatuated with Leelee Sobieski and her bobble-licious boobtastic, to the point that I could probably draw those flesh puppies in my sleep if you put a Crayola in my hand whilst slumbering? Indeed.

Just seeing the protruding points of her milky cannons, her nipple pokes along Fifth Avenue, well, I feel like one of those astronomers who sits in a mountain observatory for six years waiting to see the barest light spec to confirm the existence of a new galaxy, only, of course, Leelee Sobieski’s nipples are of far greater scientific significance, at least in the universe of Egotastic!

Leelee’s rack is back and I’m pleased as punch. Enjoy.