Leanna Decker

Leanna Decker Lone Star Striptease and a Killer Offer from PlayboyPlus

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I miss Leanna Decker when she disappears from our radar for any period of time. The redheaded Playboy Cyber Girl wunderkind just makes me feel like a much better person than I probably am. Like my grandma used to make me feel, though she and Leanna Decker have entirely different methods of getting me to the same place. Sorry, grandma, if I had to choose, I’m going with the model perfect female form of Leanna Decker stripping out of her cowboy gear herein, heretofore, and damn.

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I could spend six hours watching Leanna Decker paint her nails. Heck, I’d offer to spend the six hours doing it. I just want to be near her when her instinct for removing her clothes and flashing her stellar funbags kicks in. Our friends at PlayboyPlus our again offering their rightfully tempting $5.83 a month offer for access to their virtual cornucopia of Playmates, Cyber Girls, photo sessions, videos and much more from past, present, and future. It’s a library of crazy hot gorgeous women that exists nowhere else on the planet. Perhaps other planets. I’ll let you know when I return from my rocket voyage searching the galaxy for women. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Leanna Decker Removes Her Bikini Top and Scrambles Her Own Damn Yummy Yolks

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Some people have written me to say it’s not amusing when I tell you guys I’d shank you in the showers for a chance at nookie time with so-and-so hottie. You have to realize when I say that, it’s really just a joke. I mean, except for Leanna Decker, naturally. I would crack a RC Cola bottle and take out your spleen if I could but have ten minutes to nibble the spleen area on this blessedly unreal ginger hottie. Please don’t blame me for following my feelings.

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Leanna is an absolutely winner in the Playboy digital circles where she is routinely handed awards, trophies, and many many phone numbers. I’m sure she tears most of them up. Leanna, memorize mine. It’s 1-800-HORNDOG. I always answer before the first ring is even finished. Not that I’d want you to stop massaging your own epic funbags just to give me a ring, so maybe go handsfree with the blue tooth. We can talk dirty. I typically go five hours before taking a pause. Experience. Let’s do this, my ginger busty lust crush. Thank God It’s Funbags.

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Humpday Huzzah! Leanna Decker Strips Topless Nekkid Naughty


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If heaven exists, it surely must be populated with ginger topped boobtastic beauties like Leanna Decker. I know heaven on earth exists because I’m leering at her faptastic female form this very second in various poses of memorable visual wonderment. The squeeze, the twist, the lean, the bend, and the laid back, these are a few of my very favorite things.

At the midpoint of the week we try to celebrate all that is holy hot and decently indecent in this world. The fairer sex sextastic that makes life worth living in its most primal and most delightful sense. Leanna Decker in the flesh, well, that is certainly part of my must-see, must-have, and must find some alone time repertoire. Huzzah!

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Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker Topless Devil and Angel for PlayboyTV Halloween Freebie!

Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Have you ever said to yourself, man, I’d love to see Playboy models dressed as Heaven and Hell getting all kinds of topless and nekkid to celebrate Halloween. I know. me too! Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker represent the duality of man’s nature. That is, we like wicked hot gingers and brunettes. What two sides were you thinking of? Seeing these girls all naughty and nice and playful reminds me that Halloween is more about just dress up, it’s about undressing as well.

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To celebrate Halloween our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV are once more offering up their extra special 7-Day Free Trial to Playboy.TV, which if you haven’t joined yet, you are completely missing out on one of the single best online experiences available in 2014. And why? To buy one more meatball sub at Subway that you know doesn’t take like your moms? No, my friend, that is a waste of money. Free is the hot ticket for you. Funbags, frolicking, and another F-word I promised my grandmother I’d never use again. It’s all there on Playboy.TV.  Happy Halloween. Enjoy.

Leanna Decker Topless Hot Striptease Will Tingle Your Very Soul

Leanna Decker Goes Topless as She Peels Off Her Black and White Crop Top
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I’m not sure how you make a gorgeous looking hot bodied woman taking off her stripety top any hotter, but if I has to make a rough guess, I’d say by giving her a ginger top like scarlet icing on the sextastic cake.

Seeing wicked scrumptious Leanna Decker stripping out of her clothes is truly a religious experience. I feel incredibly guilty, heavily filled with the spirit, and I just know I’m going to be rushing to find some thoughtful reflection time when it’s over. She really is one alluring put together woman. I’m almost kind of giddy here, like a schoolboy seeing his first girlie magazine. I mean, after I sold it to them as I did back in middle school. Everybody needs to make a buck, everyone wants to feel a thrill. I served both needs. As Leanna Decker serves our needs today. Her version is much nicer. Enjoy.

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Leanna Decker Wicked Hot in Lingerie for Kandy

Leanna Decker, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. Okay, I’ve got one big one. You are just so damn hot I want to cry.

The bunny hottie took to the pages of Kandy magazine to show that she doesn’t need to take her clothes off to have a good time. A little bit of fun time lingerie will do. Naturally, we prefer to see our sextastic visions of grandeur in their birthday suits, but every now and then it’s nice to be reminded that women may born into this world quite nekkid, when they’re all grown up and alluring, they do tend to come with a little fashion. Why not make that fun time fashion. Leanna Decker, you are the boobtastic bomb. Let’s grab lunch at my place. I have snackables. Enjoy.

Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Topless Beach Bikini Frolicking Tickles My Various Fancies

Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Topless for a Shoot In Malibu
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Our favorite hottie west coast photographer Raquel Rischard got herself two of her equally tantalizing girl friends in adult star Jesse Jane and Playboy hottie Leanna Decker to hit the beach in Malibu and basically give every man within ten miles a sudden stroke. I mean, the medical kind, not the… you know. Though it’s quite possible one did lead to the other upon sighting Jesse and Leanna taking off their bikini tops, rubbing chesty goodness together, and generally acting out a dream I’ve had since I was eleven. Oh, my, that sand is everywhere.

I’m not exactly sure if they were shooting for that silly water company or something of a more inspiring visual reason, but suffice it to say, if you happen to come across the likes of Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker frolicking topless on the beach on your next trip to the shore, you’ll probably just move into a sand castle and stay a couple years. Enjoy.

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