If you were worried somehow this week all the hot ladies left social media and decided to cover up their bodies in the name of modesty and humility, nah, that didn’t happen. Maybe next week. I hope not. These past seven days provided another stellar sampling of sextastic celebrities baring their wares for the love of all things attention. Selfies are only horrible when they don’t involve beautiful women. That’s pretty much true of any and every potentially annoying social habit. Ever seen a super model pick her nose? It’s hot.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kylie Jenner bikini styling, Emily Ratajkowski arm-bra over her nice knockers, Alessandra Ambrosio wearing just a hat, Kim Kardashian flashing her upstairs flesh bombs, Hilary Duff shooting her own cleavage, Carly Lauren delicious falling out funbags, and much more. You owe it to the kids like me who never got to live out their dreams of being race car drivers on Mars to check out each and every one of these peep spectacular shared social media pics. Enjoy.
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A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.
I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.
Granted, the Walking Dead is not the best showcase for hotties, but Lauren Cohan makes even that grim series a little more happy with her supernatural levels of sextastic, perhaps on enhanced display in this Sharp Magazine pictorial. Wow. Double wow. I can’t go to triple without age-gating this entire post.
Lauren is the girl next door, if you happen to live next door to a super fine girl. I live next door to a grumpy old man, but when he moves on, I’m going to recommend Lauren move into his place so she can by me girl next door. I bet she doesn’t hang her boxers out to dry on a clothing line. Though if she did, I would steal hers. Lauren, you have mystified me once more. I reckon you’re not hardly done. I look forward to even more mystification with that Walking Wanton body of yours. Enjoy.
With Walking Dead becoming an ever increasingly popular TV phenomenon, and with super fine looking women forever being a visual treat, it’s well past time to start leering more intently at Lauren Cohan and a level of hotness that could literally wake the dead.
Featured in Ladygunn magazine, the Philly-born Brit shows the edgy meets classic hotness look that has millions of young men adding a brand new shelf to their tug vaults for a plethora of incoming material. Here’s a tip: build a really big shelf. Enjoy.