Lady Gaga

Recently Engaged Lady Gaga Hides Ring Finger While Flashing Midriff At LAX

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Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Ta-Ta’s Through See-Through Dress Top in the Big Apple

You know, people who describe a dress or outfit as not leaving much to the imagination always strike me as people with very poor imagination skills. Those very same dresses are precisely the kind of visual instrument I use to fuel my imagination. And then things get very adult rated very quickly so I shall pull back a bit. Regardless of how you feel about Lady Gaga personally, you have to admire her willingness to wear very little very often. Or in the case of last night, a very sheer dress without any undergarments. That’s a thing.

Lady Gaga stepped out in Manhattan in a little see-through blue number that the slightest of light caused to reveal her bare funbags beneath. Her bottom commando seemed a little less easily exhibited, but I’m certain a fog lamp of any strength would have showed us where Gaga babies come from. She’s certainly a risk taker. There’s something to be said for the bold women among us. Mostly just a polite thank you and a long lurid stare at their bodies. That’s the game. Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga Homages the Lady Humps of Marilyn Whilst Out in Manhattan

You have to give it up for Lady Gaga. She is able to transform herself and her diva melons into many a different character. This weekend it was Marilyn Monroe she was embodying with her pushed up bosom while parading around Manhattan late night. Between the blonde wig and the bodacious rack, Lady Gaga managed a decent touch of the Norma Jeane vivacious attention getter, err, getters. Not that she can go full Marilyn perhaps, but we give her credit for the can-do attitude and boobtastic.

Lady Gaga seems like a particularly complicated woman. Yet, she has never lost sight of the basic elements of lady visual wonderments. She’s grounded per se. And on certain nights in Manhattan, her plumped up pillows are visible even from the tallest towers. There’s something to be said for that. I think it’s mostly, thanks. Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Boobs In A Tight Top Out In NYC

The always sexy Lady Gaga went out on the town dressed in a tight top with a plunging neckline. The result was cleav city. Lady Gaga should be known as Lady Ta-Ta, am I right? She’s got some pretty righteous sweater hams. The problem is that she usually dresses in an outfit made of meat or like an intergalactic space drag queen and covers them puppies up. I mean, I get that she lives her art or whatever but it’s a damn shame to cover up funbags of this magnitude with weirdness. If anything her dressing like a normal person is weird for her. You are suddenly reminded that she’s a normal hot person and not an alien. I would like to see more of her and her chichis in regular clothes when she isn’t performing. It would be a refreshing change of pace.

Think of it as normcore. That makes it sound subversive when all it really means is that you wear your Gap clothes to go to Ikea on a Sunday.

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Lady Gaga Lookin’ Sexy Weird In A Black Sheer Lace Outfit

The always interesting, very sexy Lady Gaga was looking particularly hot in a see-through black lace ensemble in Manchester. Her Gaganess was walking her dog in basically her underwear. You know, like you do. She had on lacey panties and silk stockings that left little to the imagination. The top part of the sheer “dress” had slit on the boobie section which gave you a peek-a-boo view of most of her funbags. I know a lot of people get turned off by Lady Gaga with her meat dresses or when she looks like an alien or whatever but I think she’s super sexy. Maybe it’s weird that I am attracted to a girl that often looks like a drag queen from outer space. I just like a girl with curves and Lady Gaga has that in spades.

If this is her dog walking outfit you have to wonder what she wears to lounge around the house. Probably a Marie Antoinette style dress made out of garbage bags or something.

Lady Gaga Topless Backside Turns During Costume Changes on Tour

I think Lady Gaga goes through about 478 costume changes during her 90 minute Art Pop concert performance. That’s a costume change about every second seconds making it impossible for her to do anything but slip in and out of elaborate wardrobe right there on stage. As Gaga did in Milan, baring her top with her back turned momentarily to the crowd to get into yet another crazy colorful look that seems to delight her fans to no end. As for us gentlemen oglers, we’ll peek at the funbags of one of the most famous women in the world simply because that’s our sworn duty as stated in our online certificates.

Lady Gaga may not be everybody’s cup of tea. But along with a few other well known exhibitionist divas, she has helped to raise the bar on the almost mandates showing of skin and booty shaking in thongs for modern female pop stars. If you ignore the musical content, this show-woman-ship phenomenon has been a really good thing. Pop stars have historically gone for the sextastic alluring showy look, but there’s never been anything so blatantly sexual and erotic as it is today. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad for the kids. I know it’s great for me. I’ll leave the social scientists to figure out the kid angle. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Has a Flare for the Cleavetastic Dramatic

I’ll say this for Lady Gaga, she’s not just a woman into big wardrobe and outlandish stage settings, she’s also somebody who understands the universal love of ta-ta’s and asstastic. Her wild dressups might appeal to a specific segment of the music buying audience, but her near constant boob flashing has a more broad appeal, even to somebody such as myself who would rather inject my eyeball with a syringe filled with ebola than listen to a Lady Gaga album. That’s probably a bit harsh of a comparative, so let’s say those are equal for me.

Nevertheless, here comes Gaga again out of a London hotel showing off her chest puppies in revealing fashion. It’s just hard to pass up a chance to ogle a woman hell bent on flashing her body in public. Rihanna, Miley, Lady Gaga, they all do it. I know. I peek every single time. I’m a victim of my own hormones. Who will start a charity for me? Still waiting. Nice hooters, Gaga. Enjoy.