The always sexy Lady Gaga went out on the town dressed in a tight top with a plunging neckline. The result was cleav city. Lady Gaga should be known as Lady Ta-Ta, am I right? She’s got some pretty righteous sweater hams. The problem is that she usually dresses in an outfit made of meat or like an intergalactic space drag queen and covers them puppies up. I mean, I get that she lives her art or whatever but it’s a damn shame to cover up funbags of this magnitude with weirdness. If anything her dressing like a normal person is weird for her. You are suddenly reminded that she’s a normal hot person and not an alien. I would like to see more of her and her chichis in regular clothes when she isn’t performing. It would be a refreshing change of pace.
Think of it as normcore. That makes it sound subversive when all it really means is that you wear your Gap clothes to go to Ikea on a Sunday.
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The always interesting, very sexy Lady Gaga was looking particularly hot in a see-through black lace ensemble in Manchester. Her Gaganess was walking her dog in basically her underwear. You know, like you do. She had on lacey panties and silk stockings that left little to the imagination. The top part of the sheer “dress” had slit on the boobie section which gave you a peek-a-boo view of most of her funbags. I know a lot of people get turned off by Lady Gaga with her meat dresses or when she looks like an alien or whatever but I think she’s super sexy. Maybe it’s weird that I am attracted to a girl that often looks like a drag queen from outer space. I just like a girl with curves and Lady Gaga has that in spades.
If this is her dog walking outfit you have to wonder what she wears to lounge around the house. Probably a Marie Antoinette style dress made out of garbage bags or something.
I think Lady Gaga goes through about 478 costume changes during her 90 minute Art Pop concert performance. That’s a costume change about every second seconds making it impossible for her to do anything but slip in and out of elaborate wardrobe right there on stage. As Gaga did in Milan, baring her top with her back turned momentarily to the crowd to get into yet another crazy colorful look that seems to delight her fans to no end. As for us gentlemen oglers, we’ll peek at the funbags of one of the most famous women in the world simply because that’s our sworn duty as stated in our online certificates.
Lady Gaga may not be everybody’s cup of tea. But along with a few other well known exhibitionist divas, she has helped to raise the bar on the almost mandates showing of skin and booty shaking in thongs for modern female pop stars. If you ignore the musical content, this show-woman-ship phenomenon has been a really good thing. Pop stars have historically gone for the sextastic alluring showy look, but there’s never been anything so blatantly sexual and erotic as it is today. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad for the kids. I know it’s great for me. I’ll leave the social scientists to figure out the kid angle. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Lady Gaga, she’s not just a woman into big wardrobe and outlandish stage settings, she’s also somebody who understands the universal love of ta-ta’s and asstastic. Her wild dressups might appeal to a specific segment of the music buying audience, but her near constant boob flashing has a more broad appeal, even to somebody such as myself who would rather inject my eyeball with a syringe filled with ebola than listen to a Lady Gaga album. That’s probably a bit harsh of a comparative, so let’s say those are equal for me.
Nevertheless, here comes Gaga again out of a London hotel showing off her chest puppies in revealing fashion. It’s just hard to pass up a chance to ogle a woman hell bent on flashing her body in public. Rihanna, Miley, Lady Gaga, they all do it. I know. I peek every single time. I’m a victim of my own hormones. Who will start a charity for me? Still waiting. Nice hooters, Gaga. Enjoy.
The wonderfully weird and sexy Lady Gaga didn’t disappoint in a leather bustier outfit at a concert at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Gaga wore a shiny leather bodysuit with several holes cut out of it and fishnet stockings. But the real news is the thong she was sporting. Gaga has one of the great booties in the entertainment business. She’s in great shape so it is nice and toned but it’s also shapely and round. This is due in no small part to her Italian heritage. What I like about Lady Gaga is the fact that she is often scantily clad. That is when she isn’t dressed like an ambisexual alien or wearing a dress made of meat or whatever. It’s part of her schtick to shock and that often involves nudity. It’s not shocking to me or to you, my friends, but it is very sexy.
I’ve been meaning to catch one of her shows to see her partially nude in person. I’m sure it’s quite an experience. Maybe I’ll dress up as a fat version of David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust.
Even some peeing boy statues probably cranked their necks a bit in Brussels to see Lady Gaga in a completely sheer dress walking by with her yams fresh and visible for the Belgian onlookers. Lady Gaga is a show-woman through and through. If it takes baring her funbags on the streets for a little attention, she’s not going to think twice. You might call that crude and immodest. I call it a really nice social trend among our sextastic celebrities. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she shows quite a bit more than Katy Perry who we’ve been begging for years.
Lady Gaga seems perfectly fit for Europe. Her style, her philosophies, and her bare tops. Not that we shouldn’t let her back in the U.S., but maybe persuade her to stay overseas where we can’t hear her so much as see her in daring outfits. That is the right manner in which to appreciate this particular artist. Enjoy.