The wonderfully weird and sexy Lady Gaga didn’t disappoint in a leather bustier outfit at a concert at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Gaga wore a shiny leather bodysuit with several holes cut out of it and fishnet stockings. But the real news is the thong she was sporting. Gaga has one of the great booties in the entertainment business. She’s in great shape so it is nice and toned but it’s also shapely and round. This is due in no small part to her Italian heritage. What I like about Lady Gaga is the fact that she is often scantily clad. That is when she isn’t dressed like an ambisexual alien or wearing a dress made of meat or whatever. It’s part of her schtick to shock and that often involves nudity. It’s not shocking to me or to you, my friends, but it is very sexy.
I’ve been meaning to catch one of her shows to see her partially nude in person. I’m sure it’s quite an experience. Maybe I’ll dress up as a fat version of David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust.
Even some peeing boy statues probably cranked their necks a bit in Brussels to see Lady Gaga in a completely sheer dress walking by with her yams fresh and visible for the Belgian onlookers. Lady Gaga is a show-woman through and through. If it takes baring her funbags on the streets for a little attention, she’s not going to think twice. You might call that crude and immodest. I call it a really nice social trend among our sextastic celebrities. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she shows quite a bit more than Katy Perry who we’ve been begging for years.
Lady Gaga seems perfectly fit for Europe. Her style, her philosophies, and her bare tops. Not that we shouldn’t let her back in the U.S., but maybe persuade her to stay overseas where we can’t hear her so much as see her in daring outfits. That is the right manner in which to appreciate this particular artist. Enjoy.
Most people wear comfortable baggy clothes when they go to the airport. But most people aren’t Lady Gaga. She wore quite the provocative/weird outfit at the Athens International Airport. It’s sort of like a techno mermaid. She has a pair of metal seashells covering her supple ta-tas that are staying on by some kind of magic Gaga powers. The bottom is a see-through skirt in which you can see that amazing Gaga booty. She’s in the top five of booties of all time as far as I’m concerned. Gaga is obviously in tremendous shape, what with all that crazy dancing and whatnot that she does, but she’s still got some serious curves. She may be a big star but I know a shapely New York Italian booty when I see it and I’m looking at pictures of them right now.
I like Lady Gaga because she just doesn’t give a flying F about anything. If she wants to go to wear a meat dress or go to the airport dressed like a slutty Little Mermaid she’s going to do it.
Lady Gaga left it all on the stage, as it were, in the Vancouver stop of her ArtRavePopShmaltz tour, with her new extra sized booty wagging into the faces of the audience for the 3-D concert going experience. For those of you who like a little cushion with your, well, pop music, Lady Gaga has definitely added some junk to her trunk, though that has hardly slowed her down from baring it all in the most revealing of stage costumes.
Lady Gaga isn’t for everyone, but she is for someone. And she no doubt puts a ton of energy into her shows. This isn’t like watching Courtney love try to stand in one place without teetering over for a 34 minute concert performance. Gaga puts her heart and soul and obviously her big ole booty into her live performances. There’s something to be said for that. Like, look out below! Enjoy.
Oh, sure, there are mixed reactions to Lady Gaga when she makes all those silly magazine top hotties lists. One reason I detest superlative lists. It’s all so very personal. I wouldn’t step on some dude’s Lady Gaga fantasy and more than I’d want somebody else to tell me why my desire to sleep with every now grown up actress from Little House on the Prairie is wrong. And, as always, I must say for Lady Gaga, like her or not, she’s another one of the women who have raised the bar on public exhibitionism of the female body.
You can hate on her and Miley and Rihanna, but these women have shown more skin on and off the air than almost the entirety of pop music divas before them. And if you don’t think that doesn’t have an effect on the community at large in terms of stepping up and showing off, you haven’t been on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram lately. All those fears the pearl clutchers have of young women emulating their salacious heroes absolutely do come true. Thankfully. There is more skin being shown these days than ever before, at all levels, from major celebrity on down. This is a good thing. Lady Gaga and her mostly exposed funbags deserve some credit in this regard. Enjoy.
Art finally has a voice. Or something like that. And apparently it’s a near topless Lady Gaga. She is wearing pasties to cover up her end of udder bits as she struts about in various fabulous sets with her fabulous music for fabulous young people who are probably not so good at sports. But they now have ArtPop or whatever this concert is being called. And they have Lady Gaga half-nekkid for ninety minutes, or barely covered topless for about ten, with handlers racing to keep her from getting completely arrested by New York’s finest.
Lady Gaga abides despite a million and one reasons why you thought she might disappear from the pop music landscape. I’m sure there are some complex social reasons why she continues to be popular. I’ll list her knockers and bare-ass constantly on displays as at least one of the more relevant reasons. It’s certainly why she keeps showing up here. Enjoy.
(You can see Lady Gaga’s actor boyfriend squeezing her ass in public if you so desire on WWTDD.)