Sometimes, you just need to lay your cards on the table. Other times, you need to take your top off and see who has the finer funbags. I encourage my male friends to stick to the former. Pretty please. While I highly cajole my hottie glamour model lady friends to go for the chesty competitions. There are no real losers when four perfect pillows go to war. Just different shades of awesome.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features veteran blonde hottie Rhian Sugden of the au naturally hot school vs. Lacey Banghard of the ‘say my name, bitch’ dreamscape of female dominant positioning. Oh what a battle we have today. Now, I turn the virtual microphone over to you to cast your deciding vote. Between these two spectacles of the topless sextastic, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I love it when the girls get together for a little flouncy funbag in your face time. It’s the world’s least violent and most arousing competition we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely ladies, four faptastic chestal fineries. One will walk away with the prize package of my earnest appreciation and un-ending desire while the other will walk away with pretty much the same.
I don’t play favorites. But in the contest of summer melons betwixt Lacey Banghard and Sam Cooke, you must do that very thing. In your talented and experienced opinion, between these two ladies of my dreams, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I’m a pacifist by nature and temperament. I take that whole make love not war slogan to heart. Not for political reasons. I just really like making love. And women. War is not as fun. But we still do have that competitive instinct for battle and dominance. So, I’ve combined my passion with the cathartic feel of gladiator battles by pitting two sweet hotties with amazing racks against one another in the arena of the awesome we like to call, the Battle of the Boobtastic.
This week’s BOB features our finely monikered Lacey Banghard and her sweet plums against Courtnie Quinlan and her perfectly perty pair. It’s a chest to chest battle that can only be decided by the wisdom of your eyeballs and clicks. You must decide between two hotties, like Solomon, render a wise decision. I don’t envy you in these matters. But I do count on you. In your expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Some people face the iron throne like Battle of the Boobtastic with dour resolve and intense purpose, others just whip out their beautifully blessed funbags and say, here you go, let’s get to it. I admire the bold and bodacious among our hottie denizen, the likes of Kelly Hall and Lacey Banghard who throw their collective four precious puppies into the mix today so that you might delight in a bit of safe and family friendly sport.
Both of these women are impossibly hot, ridiculously sweet female bodied ladies who you’d kill to find opposite you on your beach blanket this summer. But only one of these ladies can go home with the trophy, while the other must wallow in the self-reflection of second place. But who is the winner and who is the not quite the winner?Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Oh, Lacey Banghard, how your body does soothe my savage soul. Actually, it’s your body that’s savage, my soul is more on the leer and ogle side, but together, just the perfect match.
The former Page 3 Idol winner is featured in Zoo magazine doing what she does best, being half-nekkid in the water and showing off her epic funbags. Something about the righteous curves and bodacious body on Lacey that makes me want to curl up next to her and beg her to read me a story. Maybe something soft and comforting from the Marquis de Sade collection. A firm hand is a tender hand. Lacey, please use both on me. Enjoy.
We’ve been a little late to replace the wall calendars here at Ego HQ as the New Year’s hangovers linger a little long each year. But now that it’s time, we’re feeling thankful again for the sight of luscious chestal goodness from some of our favorite little big ladies for the next twelve months.
Definitely going up and yonder is the alluring brunette Lacey Banghard, who owns a little piece of our heart and other various key anatomical regions. Lacey doesn’t even look like she’s trying, but for the next twelve months she will be inspiring so many happy time day dreams. What can be said of a woman who gives so much and asks for so little? Well, let’s start with ‘thank you, ma’am, may I have another month?’. Enjoy.
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Why not go out with the Battle of the Boobtastic in 2013 the same way we came in. Two epically hot women with outstanding mammaries battling each other for chestal supremacy. We call it a fight, but it’s truly a love-in. Like a dad beating sense into his coming of age son. Except without the actual child abuse and no men involved at all. Just the glorious funbags this week of Lacey Banghard and gal pal Nicole Neal, both poses and ready for battle.
We’d love to award both girls with blue ribbons for melon perfection. But, alas, only one girl can take home the booby prize and you must decide who. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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