Oh, how I love it when the girls get together for a little funtime showtime of their faptastic female forms. Busty glamour models Sophie Reade, Stacey Poole, Kym Graham and Joey Fisher all got into the same room at the same time to create an octet of funbags that has me running for the hills then quickly back down again and a couple more times back and forth before I was calm enough to view these photos without hurting my computer screen.
These lovably luscious ladies are lending their unique talents to a brand new and trophy award deserving pictorial in Nuts magazine and generally just making a ton of men feel happy to be, well, men. Okay, you Sapphic leaning ladies and Michelle Rodriguez can certainly ogle as well. This part is for everybody as we celebrate reaching the midpoint of the work week. Boobs on! Huzzah!
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With all the unnecessary violence erupting in the world, perhaps now more than ever we ought remind ourselves that there are so many more fruitful and less destructive means of competition and battle that a civilized society can support. Sporting competitions come to mind, none perhaps more safe and sane and satisfying than a battle of amazing funbags, the love of which binds us universally as one people. Put down the swords and pick up the binoculars, this is a time for peace and and epic tubes.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic pits the deliciously delightful Kym Graham in a fete of chest against veteran Poppy Rivers. While one woman will walk away with the virtual winnings and one shall slink away in shame, there are no real losers in this matchup, only varying degrees of girls I’d let empty my bank account to go shopping for something slinky. However, your solemn duty to select the winner remains in effect, so, in your humblest of opinions, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Everybody talks about evolving and resolutions and all sorts of opportunity for growth and maturity with the start of a new year. Meh, I prefer the eternally juvenile. So much more fun. Like our weekly contests between the proud chests of two super fine ladies battling it out in our Thunderdome of the Tittastic. Sure, it might be a bit sophomoric, but aren’t most grand things in life? I’ll leave the ‘read more classic literature’ and ‘save a forest’ type promises to my more motivated and Facebook lunch picture posting friends. As for me, I continue to love boobs until the end of days.
How can one not marvel at the delicious delights of the likes of Rosie Jones and Kym Graham, and not wish that to be your eternal resolve. Four perfect melons, divided by twos, and pit in the contest of the most delicious. Now, for the first time in 2014, you must again decide the most pertinent issue of the day, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Just because this is the Season of the Giving, don’t think the hot girls in our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic aren’t looking to take the title of top chest from their fellow bodacious chesty contenders. These girls will fight until the last areolae is plum tuckered out to take home the trophy, or, you know, the skeevy congratulation note I send them along with my private telephone number and best time to call me if they want to catch me naked watching sports.
This week’s battle features two brunette Brits going Saxon to Saxon with their best teats forward. Amii Grove and her Isis like enchantment trying to fend of the lusty likes of Kym Graham, with flowers in her hair, and honey in her…. well, flowers in her hair. Two amazing women with sweet racktastic. But who earns the top spot. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Holy hotness, Batman. This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic, widely recognized as perhaps the most thrilling eleven seconds in sports, features wet super hottie Kelly Hall and her sweet succulent racktastic, against Kym Graham, who just oozes sextastic out of every pore. I literally see it steaming out of her nostrils like a mad bull. This is shaping up to be a doozy.
Each lady brings to the boobtastic talents of a goddess, but in our universe, there can be only one higher chestal power per week. A decision for which you must be the decider. Cast your vote wisely, as one girl will be elated, the other, cast into the world of shadows for the next seven days. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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In only her second Battle of the Boobtastic ever, Kym Graham bites off a mighty big hunk of funbag challenge this week, taking on the blessedly chested Amii Grove in a showdown of cute little brunettes with killer bodies.
There has been much discussion of late as to what happens to the losers each week in the BoB. Are they dragged away coldly from the arena as they do the defeated bulls after repeated thrusts of the sword from the matador? Nay. While there is little notice or fanfare given to the runners up each week, they are escorted to my cabana for a fruity cocktail and an inspirational speech about the lessons learned in life’s failure. Also, maybe, I do give a hint at what it might take to get them back into a future challenge. Hey, I’m a busy man, how will I remember their names when the time comes?
But, as always, to the victor goes the spoils. The public cheers, the accolades, and a $5 gift card to Baskin-Robbins. These are big stakes that only you can decide. So, vote now, and as they say in Chicago, vote often. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Wow, talk about diving head first into the flesh-filled boobtastic wars, newcomer Kym Graham goes all in in her inaugural Battle of the Boobtastic competition, challenging none other than fan favorite Rosie Jones.
There’s dipping and then there’s plunging. And while we applaud Kym’s bold entry, we also must let her know that only one thing matters in this Battle, well, two things, ripe, sweet, perfect funbags on the front side of a beautiful woman. No outside influences should be considered. So, as to Kym’s bold challenge, did it work or was it futile. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?