Kylie Jenner was all legs in a pair of short shorts in the Calabasas neighborhood in LA. Kylie’s legs are pretty amazing. They have just the right amount of Kardashian curve in them to make them interesting but plenty of tone to keep them looking fit. One of the things I like about Kylie is the fact that she rarely wears a full set of pants. Legs like that cannot be restrained by something as mundane as clothing. I will freely admit that Kylie is my favorite member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. We all have our preferences when it comes to that family. I think they should put out collectors cards like in baseball. You can collect all of your favorite Kardashian/Jenners. It would help us keep track of who is who and what little clothes they wore on different occasions. You can trade with your friends to get a complete set of Khloes or Kims.
If someone steals this idea I will sue. This Kardashian baseball card idea is going to make me enough money to buy that pontoon boat I’ve had my eye on.
I remember when I turned sixteen and my dad through me a killer celebrity-filled party at the city’s hottest nightclub. No, wait, that was Sean Combs kid over the weekend. I got a punch in the shoulder and told I could come back and visit on Christmas if I brought booze. Similar in a way, although I didn’t get world class high school dropout models Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner coming to my soiree.
The two teen modeling sisters along with half-sister Khloe who somehow didn’t find her way into these photos hit the hot club for the rapper kids big sweet sixteen. What the girls lacked in raw skin show they made up for in black leather and pure young model angst and indifference. The Jenner girls are growing up so fast. Thankfully we’ve been documenting it carefully for posterity. Enjoy.
Talk about the next generation coming into their own. While this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chocked full of a few of our favorite veteran hotties, there’s no doubt the youngin’s are coming into their own by way of social media photo sharing and ego stroking. That is, satisfying the ego portions of their brains, not as in stroking on ego, which I certainly do not condone. Though I’m hardly checking.
This week’s Roundup includes Sara Jean Underwood looking so spectacularly hot, Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin frolicking in bikinis, younger sister Kylie Jenner bikini hugging with Pia Mia Perez, Gisele Bundchen sextastic yoga, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley workouts, Izabel Goulart booty sculpting, Bella Thorne bikini daring, Emma Roberts in her own two piece tanning, and much much more. You owe it to my still long shot March Madness winning bracket to check out each and everyone of these crazy hot socially shared candid pics. Enjoy.
Wow, this is some phenomenon this social media attention getting. And nobody gets more attention than the Kardashian girls. No sooner had Kylie Jenner posed her teen showoff self in a skimpy black bikini to Instagram, then Kim Kardashian said, hey, I’m still ogle worthy too by donning the same bikini for a picture of her own. Competition breeds success. Competition between different generations of sisters in the Kardashian family breeds lots and lots of skin. This could be a great trend.
Joining Kim and Kylie in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Ashley Sky hot and cleavy, Nicki Minaj sweet bikinis curves, Katherine Webb in a stellar two pieces, Coco flashing some mega oiled buttockals, Mariah Carey bikini fun time, Aubrey O’Day showing off big time, Jen Selter and her asstastic of faptastic, and much much more. You owe it to NFL players only making $500,000 per game next season to check out each and every one of these sweet hot shared candid photos. Enjoy.
All you ever heard as a kid was stay in school or bad things will happen to you. Well, what if you dropped out of high school and started your own shoe line, huh? I didn’t even know that was an option or I wouldn’t have suffered through geometry, you know, twice. But for Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, high school would’ve been a total waste, unless they had courses in how to be young and hot and pimping hard for the merchandise and cameras.
Kendall and Kylie may just be dupe fronts in this Madden shoe line (no, not John Madden you heathens), but their mom has had them walking in heels since they were old enough to be upright, so they do know a thing or two about shoes. As a for instance, how to push them as they did at a big Nordstrom’s launch in Glendale, CA. The next-gen sisters looked mighty nice and leggy for their footwear kickoff. I have no doubt they will sell a ton of these to girls who have some kind of power over their parents. But then that money gets spent on Ferraris and diamonds and other teen girl essentials. It’s the circle of Kardashian life. Enjoy.
Man, what a doozy we have for you today. While our social media selfies roundup is often imitated, it’s never topped in terms of finding the best of the sextastic celebrities shooting their own damn self and sharing with the world. I don’t blame other sites for jumping this bandwagon of hotness, it’s really about time everybody realized that the bounty of boobtastic is getting bigger and bigger in the land of selfies.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her teen bikini body, Jen Selter with perhaps the hottest toned asstastic ever, Emmy Awesome delightful in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin also in a showy two-piece, the Thorne sisters, Dani Thorne and Kaili Thorne modeling without bras on, Sophie Turner and her booty to die for, Lea Michele bikini vacation snaps, and much much more. You owe it to whoever that perma-smiling American couple is that won that ice dancing thing to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.
And so it begins. Okay, it began a while ago, but the racy photoshoot career of Kendall Jenner and even younger sister Kylie Jenner continues to escalate toward Kardashian standards as the teen professional models show the world why school was a big waste of time and why there shall be no outfit too racy for a paycheck.
We could all question the evil Kris Jenner’s motives, or we could simply delight in the sight of Kendall Jenner, now a legal adult with all the powers and responsibilities that go along with such age of majority. I mean, maybe not delight in them, but a modest golf clap and a subtle use of binoculars might do the trick. Enjoy.