Imagine the pressure of being high school dropout with camera following you everywhere. It’s one thing to have your days free, it’s another when thirty guys with telephotos are going to be visually documenting your every daily move. For one, you can never leave home frumpy. You’re a budding sex symbol, or perhaps fully budded, with millions of girls and not so few guys tracking your every boob, err, every move.
Kylie Jenner doesn’t just go out shopping during days, she gets decked out in skin revealing outfits to go shopping. When you’re a famous teen, you can’t do the hoodie and sweats. It’s tight denim and asstastic hugging skirts. If most moms would yell at their daughters about what they’re wearing out, it’s just right for Kylie. As evil as Kris Jenner may be, let’s give her this one, she’s responsible for tons of alluring and skin revealing shots of her girls about town these past many years. She’s putting on a show, it’s free, and you’re encouraged to ogle. There’s some nugget of benevolence in that cynicism somewhere. Enjoy.
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is pretty much in a category of her own this week on social media. Really the past several weeks were she seems to be working out a lot of angst and romantic competitions by way of baring as much of her body as possible without being disbarred. She rather topped herself this week with barely covered full nudes at the beach. Not even a thong visible deep in the curvaceous tunnels known as Roseville. Job well done, Amber. Whatever it is your seeking to accomplish, may you never quite find it. This is simply too good.
Joining Amber in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Kylie Jenner blossoming in a bikini, Coco Austin with impossible amounts of bare oiled down skin, Sara Sampaio barely covered funbags, Nicki Minaj asstastic up, Kelly Brook workout cleavetastic, and much much more. You owe it to the Gods of Spring Break to check out each and every one of these crazy hot social media sextastic skin shares. They are individually sound, as a set, they are explosive. Enjoy.
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The gorgeous scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kylie Jenner, decided to try on some swimsuits on a balcony in Hollywood. Sure, she could have gone to a changing room or just gone inside, but why do that when you can share the gift of your gargantuan boobage with the world. I do so like ta-tas al fresco. I’ve said before that Kylie is my favorite member of this family of hotties. I think she’s effing hot as hell. Sure, she doesn’t have the booty of the magnitude of Kim or Khloe but that’s OK. She’s still got a tremendous caboose. Frankly, I wouldn’t know what to do with a butt like Kim’s. Put a drink on it? Rest my head on it like a pillow?
No, I prefer Kylie’s smaller but still huge attributes. I am a man of simple needs.
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Kylie Jenner was in London using her still not quite legal chestal inheritances to pimp the Nip+Fab brand. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Nip+Fab sounds like a product I myself might be pushing on the market. Alas, it’s some kind of expensive skincare treatment which I suppose is incredibly more effective than the last thousand or so pushed to women in the past several decades. Either way, you have to give it scoreboard points for name, not to mention Kylie Jenner super busty and cleavy at seventeen demanding you purchase a few quarts.
The Kylie Jenner train has clearly left the station. Her present look along with the now public admission of her romantic relationship with the rapper Tyga sort of puts her in the not a girl, not yet a woman, but kind of a woman category. So awkward when you skip high school to live like an adult but everybody still calls you a girl. After this decked out reveal, I doubt she’ll be getting too many tween assignments any longer. We are only but a few months away from something more revealing I quite assure you. Enjoy.
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Kylie Jenner isn’t fooling anybody with her Stephen Hawkings lecture notes. Nope. As wildly intelligent as this youngest Kardashian appears, she’s really making the grade with her rather noteworthy teen body and the manner in which she reveals it. Even on a simple trip to get your nails done. Kylie Jenner is really hard not to ogle.
I’ll have to check with Business Practices again for precisely what I’m allowed to say about this innocent waif of a girl. But suffice it to say, had Kylie gone to school, she would not have suffered from lack of date offers or prom invites. In fact, I’m prepared to stage a fake prom that caters to the unschooled just to get her out for an evening in a pouffy dress and some Ryan Adams music. Something about that tight skirt on that booty and that tight tank top barely covering her… wait, the Business Practices email just arrived. And just in time. Wow, this is perhaps the most difficult part of my job. This and limiting myself to three spelling mistakes per paragraph. Enjoy.
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I must admit. This one is beyond me, but I just had to share.
Love Magazine is releasing a rather elaborate photo spread of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, and Kim Kardashian where they are shot to look like something out of strange pulp sci-fi noir novels or something along those lines. Included are Kendall Jenner with digitally smooshed ta-ta’s blown up and covered in digital pasties along with Kim Kardashian nekkid save for some post-production marks and Kylie Jenner blonde anime looking. The three of them for some reason hyper-stylized into something rather less than normal appeal. Why? I do not know. Art, I guess. Hence, my disagreement with art as a legit subject matter. I’m all for the experimentation of the creative mind in visual form, but if you’ve got Kendall Jenner willing to flash her boobtastic and Kim exposing her bare behind, isn’t that the time for some photo realism? I’m a simple cad, I know. But I’m also right, am I not? Enjoy.
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It’s time. This is always our main social candid event of the week. The time when we bring out the big guns of the boobtastic self-published variety. When Tinsel Town ego meets Egotastic in one divine summarial roundup of the social media candids. It is hardly wavering, it is epically growing, I could not be a more pleased man. Flip through these photos and follow me into deep passion. I mean don’t follow me directly, wait like an hour please.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her teenaged tubes, Olivia Munn cleavetastic with puppies, Tara Reid covering her barest of essentuals, Selena Gomez cleavage, Kendall Jenner in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of the Chuck E. Cheese Inedible Pizza Bowl to check out each and every one of these wicked hot and revealing celebrity shared candids. Enjoy.
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