Egotastic
I suppose if they were Olympic gymnasts, they'd be late bloomers at mid-teens, but somehow we hold these years sacrosanct here in the U.S. as a continued age of innocence, even if mom and manager and reigning Botox injected Guinness Book world record holder Kris Jenner is ready to pimp the shizz out of her teen daughters, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, somehow the public is supposed to pretend this isn't going on. Well, guess what? Outside of furry cosplay with the Pinay girls down the hall, Egotastic! does not play pretend games. So we're showing the teen models slash actresses slash merchandisers with the long legs and the everything else that is going to get some people in this world a whole bunch of money and another whole bunch of people in big trouble and then probably leave the girls largely illiterate and told by some shrink that it's okay to be angry at their mom for robbing them of their youth.
But, hey, in the meantime, we got the Jenner sisters looking like they're almost this close to taking over from their older sisters in terms of sutffing the Kardashian family wallet full of the greenbacks that fuels them like so many sacrificial virgins to the Moon God. The girls were caught leaving some celeb party or another at Casa Del Mar in Santa Monica, never shy about showing off their legs, I'm not even sure they own anything that goes more than a couple inches down beneath their butts, and let's just say the girls are turning into women rather quickly. We shant be parsing our language much longer as this teen charade will soon be ended and Kris Jenner fully unbridles the next gen of capitalism among her offspring. Enjoy.
Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.