Now, I could swear they just had the country music awards a month or two ago in Vegas. But I’m sure that was a different event than the CMT Awards last night in Nashville that saw an assemblage of hotties that really other musical genres have a difficult time matching.
Carrie Underwood might just be my perfect woman. Kristen Bell could easily be my girlfriend on the side if I let her. I’d have to motorboat Miranda Lambert should we ever cross paths in my Red Roof Inn suite at 4am. Kellie Pickler and I could easily hot tub until our prunes begin to prune. And I’d be happy to give LeAnn Rimes and all over body massage and hear her complain about her husband’s ex-wife. I’m down for it all. Something tawdry and melancholy and prurient and horny. Kind of like country music itself. I nailed that. Enjoy.
It’s that time again. The May edition of Allure magazine when even the ladies magazine is giving something back to the menfolk with a bundle of individual slightly covered nekkid shots of some of the sweetness names in show-off business. Names you might not expect like Kristen Bell, Minnie Driver, Nia Long, and Jenna Dewan Tatum all looking one slight turn away from revealing their full goodness.
Oh, sure, there’s a little help from the software in these photos, but the poses and the peeks are still ever so sweet, with skintastic views of some fine ladies we’d likely not ever see so bare or at least without a body double in their film work. I do so lust shimmering nekkid hot celebrities. If the shimmer isn’t there, I just apply it in my own mind, like a Photoshop effect. Just wonderful work, Allure, with more to come I am sure. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure why Kristen Bell and her spritely self did not do more of a bikini reveal in Hawaii, but we do get to see bits and spurts of the pixie hottie grabbing and adjusting her yellow bikini for just enough visual playtime.
Kristen has been looking quite amazing of late. Sailing through awards season with some noteworthy red carpet stealing moments. Naturally, we prefer to see her in less, even if she’s pulling less as a wedgie out of her bum. Oh, to be that wedgie in Kristen Bell’s cushion side. Help me, karma. Enjoy.
If you’re wondering how to promote your TV show turned into a movie, you could do worse than getting the delicious little blonde Kristen Bell to flash her panties on the red carpet of the premiere party. It’s certain to get people saying, hey, that looks like a great adapted movie there under Kristen Bell’s dress.
The minxy vegan looked rather stellar at the Academy Awards, and looked even better on the red carpet of the Veronica Mars event, including that slit dress that revealed Kristen likes to wear a color coordinated ensemble over and under. I respect color coordination like you would not believe, especially when it’s little bits of fabric blessed enough to be hugging Kristen’s lady nest. Jealous I am, peeking I am. Enjoy.
You know when any post begins with January Jones being topless, it’s going to be, in the least, interesting. But let’s move right to compelling and must-see, as in this week’s Mr. Skin Minute video from our skin loving fiends and friends at Mr. Skin.com. If there’s somebody hot not wearing clothes onscreen, these guys are on it. So, as always, be sure to wipe.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the aforementioned January Jones quite topless in Sweetwater now available On Demand, Anna Friel and other hottie topless ladies n a glamourous glamour model in The Book of Love out on Blu-Ray, and Kristen Bell flashing bare bottom and sideboob in The Lifeguard, now also out on Blu-Ray. Three quite attractive ladies I’d not kick out of my home theater for eating popcorn with their mouths open. Enjoy.
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When I think of the dog days of summer, the intense heat, the uncomfortable chaffing, I also think of the sweet reliefs so readily available in life these days. Things such as witnessing some the hottest women in the world flashing bare skin on the big and little screen just to make you feel all better. Hot women truly are the best medicine to whatever ails you. I recommend two funbags and call me in the morning to all my patients. Our friends at Mr. Skin have their own recommendation for celebrity skintastic this weekend.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace topless making out in Brian de Palma’s Passion, Kristen Bell teasy and making of the sexy in The Lifeguard, and Bar Paly bare butt cheeks in Pain and Gain out on Blu-Ray. It’s some must-see sweet celebrity skin. Enjoy.
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Now, you know that everything I know about country music can be summed up in a song called, ‘Boy Didn’t Know Shit About Country (So Everybody Called Him Linda)’ I really don’t know jack. But I do know that the whole country music scenes brings in some serious hotties, many of who showed up last night at the 2013 CMT Awards to see and be seen. Also heard I suppose.
Taylor Swift shocked the audience by not wearing a sundress made for a twelve-year old, but rather, a rather grown up looking gown, Carrie Underwood remains a highly underrated piece of allure, Kristen Bell showed up to show off her new MILFy self, AnnaSophia Robb is ever glowing with sextastic, and Kellie Pickler put on a cleavetastic show much fitting the world of country music. All in all, the perfect combo of twang and ta-ta’s. Enjoy.