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Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler Highlight the Hotties at the CMT Awards

By Bill Swift | June 6, 2013 @ 9:56 am

Kristen Bell, Taylor Swift, and More Hotties at 2013 CMT Music Awards in Nashville

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Now, you know that everything I know about country music can be summed up in a song called, 'Boy Didn't Know Shit About Country (So Everybody Called Him Linda)' I really don't know jack. But I do know that the whole country music scenes brings in some serious hotties, many of who showed up last night at the 2013 CMT Awards to see and be seen. Also heard I suppose.

Taylor Swift shocked the audience by not wearing a sundress made for a twelve-year old, but rather, a rather grown up looking gown, Carrie Underwood remains a highly underrated piece of allure, Kristen Bell showed up to show off her new MILFy self, AnnaSophia Robb is ever glowing with sextastic, and Kellie Pickler put on a cleavetastic show much fitting the world of country music. All in all, the perfect combo of twang and ta-ta's. Enjoy.

JESSICA SIMPSON USED TO CLEAVY ATTEND THE COUNTRY MUSIC EVENTS

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The Return of Game of Thrones Topless Goodness and Maggie Grace in Panties Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | April 1, 2013 @ 12:01 pm

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Maggie Grace in Sexy Panties for Californication

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Oh, welcome back GOT. Welcome back. While at the end of last week we celebrated all the gurgling blood letting we love so much in the show, it truly is the second best part of the sword-play drama, with first being far away the hot topless thespianics of the show. So why not kick off Season Three of Game of Thrones with a topless Elisa Lasowski getting naughty.

Add to that Maggie Grace in her undies in Californication, Kristen Bell sideboob in House of Lies (albeit, almost positive this is a body double for the preggo Kristen), Jennifer Love Hewitt massive cleavetastic, Emma Greenwell once again flashing her sweet tatas on Shameless, and newcomer Tatiana Maslany getting it on Canadian style in the premiere of Orphan Black on BBC America, and you have the makings of a very most excellent Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

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Emmy Rossum and Shanola Hampton, Kristen Bell, Kick off the Boob Tube Roundup for 2013 (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | January 15, 2013 @ 10:44 am

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It's back. Showtime and some of their epic shows have returned with a vengeance in Lucky '13, including one of our favorite shows on the boob tube, Shameless, and not just because we get to routinely see the gloriously hot Emmy Rossum often-nekkid and the boobtastic Shanola Hampton routinely baring her well-endowed form. It's a great show, with great skin-filled visuals -- how many of those are on TV? Not many.

Now, you throw in Kristen Bell flashing a little bra in House of Lies, and a little bra is all you may get from the delicious Kristen Bell, but still worthwhile, and suddenly you have a must see Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures Steam the Shizz Right Out of Esquire Mexico

By Bill Swift | October 16, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

Kristen Bell Poolside Bikini Photoshoot in Esquire Mexico

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I'd love to call Kristen Bell an underrated hottie, but considering how much everybody around here talks about her all the time, despite any regular sextastic updates from the hot blonde actress, well, she's more of a hidden treasure than an underrated anything.

Featured in Esquire Mexico, the little minx puts on quite the bikini body displays that make us wonder if this copy of Esquire Mexico is going to make it fully around the office before needing to be thrown into the HazMat medical waste bin. That's why I read first. Enjoy.

KRISTEN BELL PERSONAL BIKINI PICTURES ARE PERSONALLY INVITING

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Malin Akerman, Julianne Hough, and Kate Beckinsale Lead List of Hotties at Spike TV Awards

By Bill Swift | June 4, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

Kate Beckinsale in a Skin Tight Black Dress at the Guy’s Choice Awards

Julianne Hough Looks Sexy in Her High Split Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Kristen Bell in a Flirty Yellow Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Brooke Hogan is Boobtastic in a Pink Tight Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough Show Legs at the Guy's Choice Awards

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Spike TV 'Guys Choice Awards' takes it about half-way. That is, we get to see a whole bunch of celebrity hotties every join lined up on the red carpet and attending the award show for looking babe-a-licious, but, of course, if guys really had their choice, these sextastic celebrities would be nekkid and laying across a possum skinned rug (sorry, but I happen to love bears, while possums, yeah, I could skin a few of those and sleep at night, nasty varmints).

This year's list of Guy's Choice Awards sweet and delicious included underrated comedic actress Malin Akerman who posed sexy with the innocently alluring Julianne Hough, the ever desirable MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale, minxy Kristen Bell, cleavy Brooke Hogan, and Kendra Wilkinson, who I think people invite to these events now just to watch her husband hold her purse awkwardly in the background. Still, all in all, quite a collection of female locker room fantasy goodness. Now, about all those clothes... enjoy.

MALIN AKERMAN IS SMART, HOT, FUNNY, AND NEKKID IN MY NIGHTLY DREAMS

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Kristen Bell Flashes Butt Crack Before Bike Ride in Pink Pants

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2012 @ 1:45 am

Kristen Bell Reveals Backside While She Takes a Break

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It's funny, because just the other day I was thinking to myself, I wonder what the heck that hot Kristen Bell's buttcrack looks like when flashed in public. (Somebody has to wonder about these things; I mean, it's a dirty job, but it pays almost a third of my rent.)

Well, lo and behold, or lower and behold, the oft-working blondie TV actress with the hot little body was squatting down to kis a pooch before a bike ride and she want all sextastic plumbers butt on us, and remind us, at least reminded me, exactly where I'm going to be secreting the Medium sauce packs from T-Bell when I take Kristen back to my love shack with nothing but a dozen-chalupa sampler and some very bad intentions.

Oh, heavenly crack! (Now I sound like Whitney a bit). Enjoy.

KRISTEN BELL - A LITTLE BIKINI BODY TO DIE FOR

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Kristen Bell Pimping Hot in Vegas

By Bill Swift | March 9, 2012 @ 9:36 am

Kristen Bell Topshop Topman Opening in Las Vegas

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It seems unlikely at this point that we'll be seeing blonde cutie Kristen Bell showing real skin in her new Showtime series House of Lies. A little bra and panties and a little dirty dancing from time to time, yes, and thank you for that, but no real flashing of the funner parts. That is a shame, though not entirely unexpected.

However, with a new show comes new promotions and a busy publicity schedule, including sending Kristen looking all kinds of innocently alluring to pimp the opening of something or other in Vegas yesterday, The fact that we so dote on Kristen even though she won't take off her clothes gives you some hint of our underlying feelings of faptastic affection for the actress; so, yeah, any time she's smiling in a shorter skirt, we're going to leer and dream. Enjoy.