Keke Palmer

Keke Palmer Nipple Pokes For Red Carpet Notoriety in the Big Apple

I haven’t heard of the movie The Imitation Game, but I have heard of lovely hottie Keke Palmer and I know well the myth of the alluring lady nipples. That’s more than enough for me to take note of Keke and her see-through bra type top at the movie premiere in New York last night, flashing a healthy dose of her headlights through her designer styled top that I’m sure cost more than my rent. To be fair, a large Evian and a California Roll to go costs more than my rent, but that’s because I live an economical life, you know, by choice.

I don’t know if anybody else has noticed it, but there has definitely been a trend toward see-through tops in 2014. I’d like to think the coven of fashionistas got together at some point and decided it was time to do something for the guys, but I’m guessing this has more to do with reinventing trends and being fashion forward and other nonsense that equals billions of dollars in annual sales. However, a gentleman ogler never looks a gift nipple in the mouth. Wait, actually, I think we do do that. Mmmm. Enjoy.

Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum, Keke Palmer Lead the Hotness at the Women in Television Celebration

I’m down for celebrating women anywhere. Why not the ladies of television who provide us so many wonderful views on a daily or weekly basis. Do you realize how hard it was for our cavemen ancestors to see tons of smoking hot half-dressed women? They had to ascend mountains and traverse valleys and face imminent danger just to maybe see one. We get to hit the remote and flip through a bevy of beauties from the comfort of our couch and beer holders. Silly cavemen.

A strong gaggle of sextastic ladies attended the Women in Television Celebration, highlighted by the cleavy hotness of Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Awesomeand a wonderful leggy show from Keke Palmer. I certainly felt the power of sisterhood. I mean, I think that’s what I’m feeling, I can never be too precise when it  comes to tingles and shivers. There might be a little brotherhood involved here as well. Enjoy.

Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, and Halston Sage Lead List of Hotties at Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

Up front let me say, I have no idea who half of the kid-land starlets of today are exactly. It’s not exactly as if I’m perusing Nick shows during ‘tween hour to get in solid chunks of laugh-track backed junior high comedies. However, my young concubine, the delightful Inez P. Minge, spends most of her days eating bulk licorice and watching Victorious, etc, so I got a bit of the insider’s scoop.

At this weekend’s Kids’ Choice Awards Show, where essentially 12-year old girls pass judgement on what constitutes talent, the usual cast of celebrity characters made their marquee mark on the red carpet and on the stage, and, let’s be honest, if 12-year old girls ran the world, we’d be in a shitload of trouble.

Still, the gathering was call to bring together a bunch of Hollywood hotties, young, and a bit older, all dressed in G-rated frocks that showed a lot of leg, but no cleavage, like lip gloss ad girls, cute, but without a hint of sexuality. Included among them were Katy Cocktease, whose team of publicists insist that she’s happy, so she must be, Selena Gomez, who can’t ever not look hot, Halston Sage, some young sextastic blonde with a made-up name form the Nick stable (and one of the few above 18 in the lineup, so we can actually officially call her ‘hot), Ariana GrandeHeidi KlumVictoria JusticeAshley Tisdale, and a bevy of other farm system young model-actress types bursting at the teen seems to breakout into famous starlets. A fine mix of innocent with ‘just discovered their naughty side’ made for a fun evening. Enjoy.