Egotastic
Wow, talk what kind of bread you want around your meat this lunch hour, the freshly single (though still in the dark grasps of The Devil's Midget), Selena Gomez flashing some seriously good looks, alongside the busty Katy Cocktease, the two pop stars promoting goodness and bangability at a UNICEF event in The Big Apple last night.
Now, I know this whole threesome action thing can be kind of tricky. The last time I engaged in such behavior I ended up with two plus-sized girls yelling at me to go get them some more booze at the store and give them some privacy while they got it on, so, it's tricky, no doubt. You need some planning, some X's and O's on the chalkboard in the locker room before the game. Lots of preparation and sweat. But for my belusted Selena Gomez and the truly needing-to-be-exposed Katy Cocktease, you've just got to go that extra mile. There's no 'i' in the word 'team'. Enjoy.
Katy Perry and Ciara Body Hugging Suits for Billboard Women in Music Awards
Women in Music is a topic we sure do love, well, not the music side necessarily, but the women of the music world, the sextastic divas, yes, they do deserve accolades. So we too applauded when Katy Cocktease and Ciara both showed up to the awards in some curvy-figure hugging dresses, leaving little to the imagination (although, ironically, when somebody says a dress leaves little to the imagination, that's when men imagine the most).
Katy Cocktease in tantalizing red, Ciara and her vastly under-appreciated body in black, and little room betwixt skin and fabric and just about perfect for curvaceous displays.
It's like music to our eyes. Enjoy.