Dancing with the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess took some time off from dancing the cha cha cha with c-list celebrities to romp around a Hawaiian beach scantily clad. Karina wore a teal bikini that showed off her gorgeous dancer’s body. A lot of professional dancers have lost their boobies through rigorous exercise, but not Karina. There is some killer cleave pics, particularly when they are paddle surfing. The bottom also gives a nice view of the cut musculature of her hips leading down to her no-no spot. Sharna’s bikini is even smaller and more revealing. The cleavage on her is enough to make me want to dance and I truly suck at it. She’s got a really amazing and tight tuchus that I imagine comes from all those long hours strutting around with Danny Bonaduce or Jimmy “JJ” Walker or whoever.
I like it when hotties travel in pairs. It makes it so much more convenient to write about them if they are in a pack. Plus it’s double the good stuff to look at.
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You know how we feel about Dancing with the Stars. Save for the occasional halfway interesting female celebrity contestant, you had better be watching this show on the down low, because if we find out, we’re coming to your home to take away all your Little League trophies and kick you in what used to be your nuts.
That being said, we do get a thrill out of the hard body of DWTS dancing pro Karina Smirnoff, who we like to ogle from afar on many an occasion, but never a better occasion than when she took her clothes off for Playboy, as so many celebrities have before, and revealed her hard worked professional body in full. It’s quite a thing.
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In summary, Dancing with the Stars — negative. Seeing Stars nekkid on Playboy Plus — yes, sir. Enjoy.
Oh, joy, another season of Dancing With the Stars is in the works. Practices have begun. Bodies are being waxes. Show costumes are being sewn. We can feel the buzz in the air. It we weren’t super straight manly men, we might even feel a hint of actual excitement.
But, alas, our emotional landscape does not allow us to appreciate anything to do with the pageantry, artistry, and sequin-rich costumery of Dancing with the Stars. However, we can still check out how dancer girl bodies when leaving the DWTS rehearsal studio, over the weekend catching a nice visual of dancer Karina Smirnoff flashing her dancer panties beneath a sheer and see-through skirt.
Hey, it’s not everything we would have wanted to see, but this ia Dancing With the Stars 9 out of 10. Enjoy.
Okay, so maybe you don’t get the gal pals together for some reality dance show drama, and maybe you aren’t even the smoothest of dance floor artists yourself, but that doesn’t mean you can’t fully and properly delve into the fineries of Ukranian professional dancer Karina Smirnoff, one of the many hotties used to try and convince men, any man, that viewing Dancing with the Stars is normal male behavior.
Thankfully, nowadays, you have the option to view most of these sextastic reality show stars in perfectly normal venues, like at the beach in Miami, paddleboarding, which is where Karina Smirnoff was showing off her sweet tight bikini-clad dancer body. No froufrou outfits, no sequins, no male lip gloss, just good old fashioned hot women in a bikini delighting in some watersports. That is the kind of reality we can wholeheartedly endorse. Enjoy.
Okay, so unless you were violating very specific rules laid out here this past summer, you probably were not watching the latest season of Dancing with the Stars, where I think dancer Karina Smirnoff won, or placed, or just looked super hot in her little dancing outfits, or all the of the above. I’m not really sure, since I follow my own rules, most of the time.
But I do know two things. First, Karina Smirnoff just called off her engagement to MLB pitcher Brad Penny, so, she’s single once more. And, second, and quite clearly, she looks mighty fine in a bright blue bikini on the beaches in Hawaii. The Ukranian ballroom dancing phenom stripped out of her orante costume to slip into something a bit more ogler friendly, and I’d have to give her a near perfect score for both artistry and that ass. Just saying what you’re all thinking. Enjoy.
- Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes out looking hot. (HuffPo)
- Demi Lovato Glamour photoshoot. (FoxNews)
- Former Miss USA gets in some trouble. (GossipCenter)
- Rebecca Hall or Hayley Atwell, who’d you rather? (LaineyGossip)
- Olivia Wilde looking red hot. (SocialiteLife)
- Venus Williams wardrobe malfunction. (TMZ)
- Karina Smirnoff see-through top. (DrunkenStepfather)