Karina Smirnoff

Karina Smirnoff Topless Temptations Still Not Enough to Watch Dancing with the Stars

 
By Bill Swift | March 5, 2013 @ 11:29 am
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 Karina Smirnoff Sultry Topless Playboy Pictorial
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You know how we feel about Dancing with the Stars. Save for the occasional halfway interesting female celebrity contestant, you had better be watching this show on the down low, because if we find out, we're coming to your home to take away all your Little League trophies and kick you in what used to be your nuts.

That being said, we do get a thrill out of the hard body of DWTS dancing pro Karina Smirnoff, who we like to ogle from afar on many an occasion, but never a better occasion than when she took her clothes off for Playboy, as so many celebrities have before, and revealed her hard worked professional body in full. It's quite a thing.

And thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for these photos and for extending their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. There has truly never been a better subscription deal in the history of all that is hot and nekkid online.

In summary, Dancing with the Stars -- negative. Seeing Stars nekkid on Playboy Plus -- yes, sir. Enjoy.

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Karina Smirnoff Flashes Her Undies Beneath Her See-Through Skirt

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2012 @ 11:34 am
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
Karina Smirnoff Leaving DWTS Studios in a See-Through Skirt
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Karina's Nipple Slipping
DWTS Dancer Karina Smirnoff flashes bikini slipping nips. 14 Photos »

Oh, joy, another season of Dancing With the Stars is in the works. Practices have begun. Bodies are being waxes. Show costumes are being sewn. We can feel the buzz in the air. It we weren't super straight manly men, we might even feel a hint of actual excitement.

But, alas, our emotional landscape does not allow us to appreciate anything to do with the pageantry, artistry, and sequin-rich costumery of Dancing with the Stars. However, we can still check out how dancer girl bodies when leaving the DWTS rehearsal studio, over the weekend catching a nice visual of dancer Karina Smirnoff flashing her dancer panties beneath a sheer and see-through skirt.

Hey, it's not everything we would have wanted to see, but this ia Dancing With the Stars 9 out of 10. Enjoy.

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Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pictures Continue the Hotness Roll from Miami

By Bill Swift | July 24, 2012 @ 7:02 am
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
Karina Smirnoff Goes Paddle Boarding in Miami
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Karina's Nipple Slip
Bikini nipple slips during ocean-going dance move. Sweet. 14 Photos »

Okay, so maybe you don't get the gal pals together for some reality dance show drama, and maybe you aren't even the smoothest of dance floor artists yourself, but that doesn't mean you can't fully and properly delve into the fineries of Ukranian professional dancer Karina Smirnoff, one of the many hotties used to try and convince men, any man, that viewing Dancing with the Stars is normal male behavior.

Thankfully, nowadays, you have the option to view most of these sextastic reality show stars in perfectly normal venues, like at the beach in Miami, paddleboarding, which is where Karina Smirnoff was showing off her sweet tight bikini-clad dancer body. No froufrou outfits, no sequins, no male lip gloss, just good old fashioned hot women in a bikini delighting in some watersports. That is the kind of reality we can wholeheartedly endorse. Enjoy.

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Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pictures For Hawaiian Happiness Time

By Bill Swift | February 2, 2012 @ 11:42 am
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
Karina Smirnoff Blue Bikini in Hawaii
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Smirnoff Nip Slips
Even Dancers Get Ungracefully Hot at Times 14 Photos »

Okay, so unless you were violating very specific rules laid out here this past summer, you probably were not watching the latest season of Dancing with the Stars, where I think dancer Karina Smirnoff won, or placed, or just looked super hot in her little dancing outfits, or all the of the above. I'm not really sure, since I follow my own rules, most of the time.

But I do know two things. First, Karina Smirnoff just called off her engagement to MLB pitcher Brad Penny, so, she's single once more. And, second, and quite clearly, she looks mighty fine in a bright blue bikini on the beaches in Hawaii. The Ukranian ballroom dancing phenom stripped out of her orante costume to slip into  something a bit more ogler friendly, and I'd have to give her a near perfect score for both artistry and that ass. Just saying what you're all thinking. Enjoy.

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Rebecca Hall Cleavage and Other Things to Ogle

By Jon | December 5, 2011 @ 11:59 am
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- Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes out looking hot. (HuffPo)

- Demi Lovato Glamour photoshoot. (FoxNews)

- Former Miss USA gets in some trouble. (GossipCenter)

- Rebecca Hall or Hayley Atwell, who'd you rather? (LaineyGossip)

- Olivia Wilde looking red hot. (SocialiteLife)

- Venus Williams wardrobe malfunction. (TMZ)

- Karina Smirnoff see-through top. (DrunkenStepfather)

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Cuckoo’s Nest

By Jon | April 20, 2011 @ 11:30 am

Catherine Zeta Jones is back to her sexy self. (Celebuzz)

Kate Middleton and her royally cute sister. (TMZ)

Sofia Vergara hot, new swimsuit commercial. (HuffPo)

Anja Rubik overwhelming in underwear. (DrunkenStepfather)

Nothing fancy. Just lots and lots of asstastic. (TheChive)

Karina Smirnoff and Petra Nemcova double-team. (Celebslam)

Rachel Bilson takes off her training wheels. (Popoholic)

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Karina Smirnoff Dances With the Egotastic! Stars on the Pages of Playboy

 
By Bill Swift | April 19, 2011 @ 1:16 am
Karina Smirnoff Flashes Her Hot Nekkid Dancer Body For Playboy
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I never thought I could lust a woman tainted with Mario Lopez ex-girlfriend stigma as I currently lust Dancing with the Stars Ukranian born hottie Karina Smirnoff.

If there's one thing I can't stand about ballroom dancing (and, trust me, there are like eleventeen things I can't stand about ballroom dancing), it's the tease of all these amazing looking women with sexy tight bodies all covered up in feathers and costumes and, most heinous of all, skin colored coverups! Now, thanks to our good friends at Playboy magazine, Karina Smirnoff is almost entirely nekkid, flashing the hot Rumba body and sweet Samba boobtastic of a woman who knows how to drive men crazy with the twists and turns of her flexible form. Enjoy.

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