Oh. My. God!!!! Here’s Emmanuelle Chriqui nude in Allure magazine’s annual naked celebrity issue (or whatever it’s called). We also have Kara DioGuardi nude, Regina Hall nude, Colbie Caillat nude, and Jessica Capshaw nude too. But the Emmanuelle Chriqui nude pictures are by far the best because A) She’s one of the most incredibly beautifully perfect women ever, and 2) You can actually see the good stuff! Well, at least the outline of the good stuff. But it’s by far the closest we’ve ever come to seeing Emmanuelle Chriqui naked, and even though we don’t see any nipple or anything, I’ll take a nude outline of Emmanuelle over nothing any day of the week. And at least she’s not covering up her good bits like all the other women in the shoot.
So last night was the big American Idol finale, and I have no idea who won, nor do I care, because I hate that show. However there was one moment that would have almost been worth watching. After “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell appeared in her bikini on stage, American Idol judge, Kara DioGuardi ripped open her dress to reveal her own bikini. Man, what I would have given for a Janet Jackson-style wardrobe malfunction (minus the sun-shaped nipple ring, of course).