Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.
Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could’ve had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.
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Actress and professional hot person Kaley Cuoco was seen wearing a pair of extra tight tights while leaving a yoga class in Sherman Oaks. I’ve never been a yoga practitioner myself. I’m about a flexible as a piece of metal rebar, so I don’t really know how yoga works. But apparently, the main ingredient in yoga success is to wear pants that are so tight that you can see every curve and fold on your body. This is a very good thing in the case of someone like Kaley. She’s got a nice booty that should be shown off in tight clothing. To not do so would surely bring about bad karma or whatever. She was also sporting a Deadhead shirt which I find funny. Most Deadhead chicks do not look like Kaley. They look more like hairier versions of Jason Segel but with breasts.
Maybe I should start going to yoga if for nothing else than to check out ladies in their Lululemons.
Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)
Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don’t fear the wrath of Khan. I can’t give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.
(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today’s celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)
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I must lead with the caveat that some to much of the racier Kaley Cuoco photos distributed on the digital planet today seem like they could be either older photos or not exactly Kaley. Nevertheless, there are plenty of rather fun time photos that clearly are Kaley Cuoco who had some photos leaked as well during the Fappening 1.0 so I’m sure she’s not completely unprepared for some additional selfies.
Kaley Cuoco continues to be one of the blonde vixens d’jour for both fanboys and nerds alike. I guess those are somewhat similar. She also paints a fine visual images for the most casual gentleman ogler who happens to delight in hot blondes with sweet and seductive female forms. Kaley Cuoco is moving on to bigger and better things, and that hot topless body of hers serves as a perfect driving engine. Enjoy.
Some girls are trying to short cut this whole booty building process with 90210 injections. But Kaley Cuoco seems intent on building a two hands squeezable derriere the old fashioned way — yoga and Pilates. Well, not technically old-fashioned, but certainly the more legitimate way.
In her stretch pants coming out of yoga class, Kaley was flashing the beautiful butt monster in the making, all round and spankable and perfect. Obviously, we’d need to peel off those yoga pants to get a complete picture of the rose garden Kaley is tending to back there, and I’m fully willing and able and ready to volunteer for that duty. Not only do I peel slowly and precisely, but I hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic for dramatic impact. Call me, Kaley, I think you’ll like the whole process. Enjoy.
Kaley Cuoco is a woman who owns many sports bras. We see her often active in outdoor activities, quite bosom restrained behind her supportive Spandex brassieres. But occasionally Mother Nature triumphs over modern industry and Kaley’s ample funbags will sweat their way through for a nice reveal beneath her tops, as they did during her celebrity tennis match over the weekend with her new tennis playing husband. He might be a golfer actually, I don’t pay that much attention to husbands, mostly just a nuisance.
Kaley’s combo sweat and competitive leaning led her sweet chest and proud nipples to eke through to a bit of public exhibition of the boobtastic kind. I hope this helped in her charitable endeavors. I know it made me feel like giving. Enjoy.
Oh, yes, dear ladies of Hollywood. Keep the goodies coming.
Just when you thought the social media selfies might slow down because of silly things such as modesty, humility, and self-reflection, nope, it’s just getting better and better. I’m sure a social scientist could provide a much better explanation that a boy who read Fantastic Four through most of his final years of schooling, but suffice it to say, it’s showing no signs of slowing down. Quite the opposite. Um, yay.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Anastasia Ashley by the beach in her bikini, Ashley Sky wicked hot swimsuit body, Kaley Cuoco grabbing her own ta’s and making you jealous, Candice Swanepoel killer suntanning shot, Demi Lovato showing off her own hotness in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her revealing wardrobe, and much much more. You owe it to the genius that is the Devil Baby Attack to check out each and every one of these candid celebrity shareables. Enjoy.
Kaley Cuoco just married the love of her life. First marriages in Hollywood are always so hopeful and sweet. And while we definitely wait almost a full year before sending our congratulatory salad bowl to the happy couple, our biggest concern is sneaking peeks at the new hottie Mrs.
Kaley so obliged rather quickly, a couple days into her newly married life, offering up a sneaky peek of her fine arse-crack whilst preparing for her oft occurring bouncy horseback rides. We can certainly appreciate both. And if her new husband wants to take this up with us, he knows where to find us — in the stables hitting on his wife, naturally. Enjoy.