Kaley Cuoco

Anna Faris And Kaley Cuoco Racktastic on the Peoples Choice Awards Red Carpet

The People’s Choice Awards truly are the red headed stepchild of the Awards Season. They’re actually the teen girl texting choice awards, not that it matters, but there should be some truth in advertising. I’m a people. I don’t choose Cody Simpson for President. Nevertheless, as for any big shindig in Hollywood, the hotties do come out to be noticed. Like the sextastic swallows returning to Capistrano, this annual January tradition finds some of our bustiest and most beautiful showing off their wares on star-studded red carpets.

Last night’s event clearly highlighted the outstanding headlights of Anna Faris and Kaley Cuoco, the former of whom literally blew my socks off with her cleavetastic ensemble, while Kaley, despite butching up her style, can’t help but remind us of the first time we big banged thinking about her. The duo formed quite a pair as the highlight of the hottie evening. Really, there was no need for the actual show after that. But they run it anyhow. Because once you’ve invented a fake award show that people just assume is real and watch, you’re not going to throw that fortune in the trash. Enjoy.

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Laura Govan Topless Funbags Fall Out at Wedding Ringer Premiere (Her Sister Nearly Does Too)

 
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I must admit to not being able to always keep my Govan sisters straight. I hate when that happens. Both are basketball wives slash baby mamas. I believe Laura Govan is the gal who has birthed all the Gilbert Arenas kids while sister Gloria Govan was married, maybe, to Matt Barnes, though I think that ended too. That’s as deep into the celebrity gossip world as I dare venture. As for the world of faptastic ta-ta’s falling out of dresses on the red carpet, there I have far more expertise.

Laura Govan wore a dress that couldn’t possibly have contained her braless udders to the premiere of the Wedding Ringer and the inevitable happened when she leaned forward to pose on the red carpet for the cameras. Out came righty. A spectacular sight of the bare boobtastic public display. We rarely get full melon. Consider this a Kodak moment. Her hot sister Gloria wore a dress that contained barely much more, with so much sideboob it seemed like a sisterly malfunction was about to occur. We should be so lucky.

Oh, yeah, Kaley Cuoco was there as well, and looked ravishing as they say, but competition for camera being what they are, she was overshadowed a tad by the bouncing commando boobs in front and behind. Enjoy.

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Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco In Bikinis Surprising Highlight to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.

Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could’ve had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.

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Kaley Cuoco Wearing Tights Leaving A Yoga Class In Sherman Oaks

Actress and professional hot person Kaley Cuoco was seen wearing a pair of extra tight tights while leaving a yoga class in Sherman Oaks. I’ve never been a yoga practitioner myself. I’m about a flexible as a piece of metal rebar, so I don’t really know how yoga works. But apparently, the main ingredient in yoga success is to wear pants that are so tight that you can see every curve and fold on your body. This is a very good thing in the case of someone like Kaley. She’s got a nice booty that should be shown off in tight clothing. To not do so would surely bring about bad karma or whatever. She was also sporting a Deadhead shirt which I find funny. Most Deadhead chicks do not look like Kaley. They look more like hairier versions of Jason Segel but with breasts.

Maybe I should start going to yoga if for nothing else than to check out ladies in their Lululemons.

Kaley Cuoco Topless Sextastic Posing Photos Leaked, The Fappening 2.0

 

Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don’t fear the wrath of Khan. I can’t give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.

(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today’s celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)

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I must lead with the caveat that some to much of the racier Kaley Cuoco photos distributed on the digital planet today seem like they could be either older photos or not exactly Kaley. Nevertheless, there are plenty of rather fun time photos that clearly are Kaley Cuoco who had some photos leaked as well during the Fappening 1.0 so I’m sure she’s not completely unprepared for some additional selfies.

Kaley Cuoco continues to be one of the blonde vixens d’jour for both fanboys and nerds alike. I guess those are somewhat similar. She also paints a fine visual images for the most casual gentleman ogler who happens to delight in hot blondes with sweet and seductive female forms. Kaley Cuoco is moving on to bigger and better things, and that hot topless body of hers serves as a perfect driving engine. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco Big Bold Booty Coming Along Ever So Nicely

Some girls are trying to short cut this whole booty building process with 90210 injections. But Kaley Cuoco seems intent on building a two hands squeezable derriere the old fashioned way — yoga and Pilates. Well, not technically old-fashioned, but certainly the more legitimate way.

In her stretch pants coming out of yoga class, Kaley was flashing the beautiful butt monster in the making, all round and spankable and perfect. Obviously, we’d need to peel off those yoga pants to get a complete picture of the rose garden Kaley is tending to back there, and I’m fully willing and able and ready to volunteer for that duty. Not only do I peel slowly and precisely, but I hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic for dramatic impact. Call me, Kaley, I think you’ll like the whole process. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco Is Busting at the Seams During Celebrity Tennis Match

Kaley Cuoco is a woman who owns many sports bras. We see her often active in outdoor activities, quite bosom restrained behind her supportive Spandex brassieres. But occasionally Mother Nature triumphs over modern industry and Kaley’s ample funbags will sweat their way through for a nice reveal beneath her tops, as they did during her celebrity tennis match over the weekend with her new tennis playing husband. He might be a golfer actually, I don’t pay that much attention to husbands, mostly just a nuisance.

Kaley’s combo sweat and competitive leaning led her sweet chest and proud nipples to eke through to a bit of public exhibition of the boobtastic kind. I hope this helped in her charitable endeavors. I know it made me feel like giving. Enjoy.