Oh, yes, dear ladies of Hollywood. Keep the goodies coming.
Just when you thought the social media selfies might slow down because of silly things such as modesty, humility, and self-reflection, nope, it’s just getting better and better. I’m sure a social scientist could provide a much better explanation that a boy who read Fantastic Four through most of his final years of schooling, but suffice it to say, it’s showing no signs of slowing down. Quite the opposite. Um, yay.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Anastasia Ashley by the beach in her bikini, Ashley Sky wicked hot swimsuit body, Kaley Cuoco grabbing her own ta’s and making you jealous, Candice Swanepoel killer suntanning shot, Demi Lovato showing off her own hotness in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her revealing wardrobe, and much much more. You owe it to the genius that is the Devil Baby Attack to check out each and every one of these candid celebrity shareables. Enjoy.
Kaley Cuoco just married the love of her life. First marriages in Hollywood are always so hopeful and sweet. And while we definitely wait almost a full year before sending our congratulatory salad bowl to the happy couple, our biggest concern is sneaking peeks at the new hottie Mrs.
Kaley so obliged rather quickly, a couple days into her newly married life, offering up a sneaky peek of her fine arse-crack whilst preparing for her oft occurring bouncy horseback rides. We can certainly appreciate both. And if her new husband wants to take this up with us, he knows where to find us — in the stables hitting on his wife, naturally. Enjoy.
With news reports out that Kaley Cuoco is now dating the dude who plays Superman, the sextastic blonde wasted no time in mounting another steed (get it? Yeah, I know, it’s a holiday, give me a break), sticking out her booty as I guess equestrians are trained to do when they have a nice one to show off.
Kaley also obliged us by wearing a cleavage revealing tank top, which I think is also pretty much standard fare for horseback riding, though I rarely do see those leathery Britty lady riders donning the same apparel, thankfully.
The world is currently Kaley’s oyster it seems. I appreciate the fact that she’s showing off her pearls. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure what the Critics’ Choice Awards are, but I can tell you they chose wisely. I say that by default as Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Awesome all made their way elegantly and quite sextastically down the red carpet of the TV awards show.
Maybe the awards celebrate TV stars we’d most like to see strip out of their clothing, at least, if I’m guessing the award based on the entrants, that’s what I surmise. Though I’m not a critic, just a lover. I leave the criticisms and regrets to my girlfriends. Enjoy.
How’d you feel about a little Kaley Cuoco half-dressed in your bedroom from time to time. Like, daily. Hourly. On every hour. I’m still trying to put my feelings on the matter into words. Often hard to do that with such surreal dreams. And not helped by seeing Kaley Cuoco looking all kinds of sextastic in this month’s FHM magazine.
I wouldn’t say Kaley Cuoco is an underrated hottie, but I would say like many TV stars, it’s easy from time to time to forget just how badly you wanted to scrub her down in the shower when first you feasted eyes upon her. Maybe we are taking her for granted. Well, no longer. At least not for the next five minutes or so. Enjoy.
(For more on Kaley Cuoco and other cover girls head to FHM.com.)
(I’d add Miranda Lambert in there too, though when it turned out she isn’t pregnant, as were the rumors, just said she ‘ate too much over the holidays’, well, that did hurt her sextastic appeal that is buried there still somewhere.)
You know I know little about Country Music. So, it’s like most things. But I do know that hot girls go for Country music guys, and there’s even a few hotties among the country music performing crowd as well. At last night’s glitzy ACM Awards, several noteworthy faces made an appearance, including a cleavy Kaley Cuoco, an increasingly good looking though still kind of annoying Taylor Swift, and a vastly underrated Carrie Underwood. It was country music at its finest, literally. Enjoy.