Kaley Cuoco

Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards

Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.

Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I've never heard of though he's in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow'd up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People's Choice Awards last night. Now, I'm still not quite clear what the hell the People's Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the 'Hey, I'm Awesome' celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I'd say the 'People' in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.

And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we'll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we're just going to leer at Taylor's ta-tas. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco La Mas Sextastica in Esquire Mexico (It’s Wicked Hot)

Oh, Kaley Cuoco, you do so move us to be better men, or, at least, men who lie better to get girls way out of their league.

Featured in an epic hot pictorial in this month's Esquire Mexico, the Big Bang Theory blonde hottie lets it all hang out, well, not all, that would kill us, but more so than usual with her network gig always pending, in any case, it was enough to make half our staff fall to the floor in a conniption of imagined concept with the bubbly boobtastic fanboy femme fatale.

Dios mio, Kaley. And a double shoutout to your pert pair. Enjoy.

Mandy Moore, Ali Larter, Kaley Cuoco, and Alessandra Ambrosio Provide the Heat at Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic

Back in middle school the most popular girl in school, the perfectly Nordic formed beauty Anna Spanx hosted a Power Rangers makeout party and made a publicly dramatic gesture about handing out invitations to the chosen few, though not so few that it seemed like the entire homeroom class, less yours truly, received her precious pink folded note card invitation. Scorned by the obvious exclusion, I finally found the recently descended sack to confront the gorgeous young Anna about my omission from her popularity party list. She was a blunt girl, being both very pretty and rather lacking in intellectual faculties. Anna informed me that she didn't invite me because it was creepy how I was always trying to peek down her top at her burgeoning female developments and that she didn't want me around all her friends at her party. I took the news rather hard, if for no other reason than to discover I was not as sly a peeker as I had previously thought. Despite my designation as socially unacceptable, Anna was ultimately a very practical girl with solid understanding of her future and told me to meet her behind the science building at recess and for $5 she'd let me get a good long private gander. I'd call that a win for young Egotastic!

These old feelings boiled up again this past weekend as for some odd quirk of the vaunted U.S. Postal Service (R.I.P.), my invitation to the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic never arrived, making me wonder if that golden ticket is even sent my way in the first place?  But who would not want Egotastic! at an upscale event featuring the finest frocked ladies in town attending polo matches in fancy surroundings. I mean, it's not as if we're going to try to sneak up the proper formal dresses of the likes of Mandy Moore, Ali Larter, Kaley Cuoco, and Alessandra Ambrosio, all in attendance at the frou-frou event. It's middle school all over again, only these girls would charge much more than $5. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco Sexy Underthings Drop Some Big Bang Down Under

If you're a fan of Big Bang Theory, well, that is one matter we need to discuss more fully, but if you're a super fan of blonde hottie breakout star Kaley Cuoco, no discussion needed.

Let us just leer together in peace at the sextastic minx as she appears in this months Maxim Australia. Granted, these are not brand new photos of Kaley, but they are a fuller set of some recent previous work of the girl we'd all like to school in a little bang theory and highlight her deadly combo of hot body and that 'come hither' look that makes you both come and hither without much need for your consent. Just plain old-fashioned hotness. Enjoy.

Check Out Kaley BTS of Her Maxim Photoshoot »

READER FINDS: Theodora Richards Topless, Selena Gomez Lesbionic Kissing, Rosie Jones Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Yep, it's that time again, seems like it happens almost every seven days or so that we come to Friday, the day we all come together as one big Egotastic! family around the campfire of the sextastic and roast some nekkid hottie marshmallows. We simply could not do this each week without all of you, so, for that, we are ever thankful.

This week's Reader Finds includes what appears to be Selena Gomez kissing another girl (oh, holy days), Rolling Stone's daughter Theodora Richards flashing serious skin, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot pictorially speaking, Rosie Jones from her classic bare-nekkid spread, Danica Thrall once more thrilling 'em all with her tubes, what may or may not be a Kaley Cuoco see-through picture, sextastic wet hot Karolina Kurkova, Britty soap star Stephanie Davis bare-assed in public, Brazilian barely-legal thespianic hottie Laura Nieva, and Raffaella Modugno, former Miss Italy finalist turned sextastic showy model. It's all so very skintastic this week.

Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.

Things That Go Bang in the Night: Kaley Cuoco Wicked Hot in Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine

Oh, Kaley Cuoco, how do we lust thee, let me count the ways. Okay, I came up with eleven ways in just seven seconds, most having to do with Kaley body parts and Smuckers Jam and a lack of napkins, but I'm sure I could come up with more with a few more seconds of thought.

The hot Big Bang Theory blonde showed off her classy hotness side in this month's Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine, looking exactly as she does in my nightly deep REM dreams, except I don't seem to recall her wearing any clothes in those fantasies, such an extra waste of ten seconds of undressing time toward Nirvana. Enjoy.