Kaley Cuoco

Kaley Cuoco Bum-Out Cleavy Horseback Riding

With news reports out that Kaley Cuoco is now dating the dude who plays Superman, the sextastic blonde wasted no time in mounting another steed (get it? Yeah, I know, it's a holiday, give me a break), sticking out her booty as I guess equestrians are trained to do when they have a nice one to show off.

Kaley also obliged us by wearing a cleavage revealing tank top, which I think is also pretty much standard fare for horseback riding, though I rarely do see those leathery Britty lady riders donning the same apparel, thankfully.

The world is currently Kaley's oyster it seems. I appreciate the fact that she's showing off her pearls. Enjoy.

Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Rossum Highlight the Hotness at ‘Critics’ Choice Awards’

I'm not exactly sure what the Critics' Choice Awards are, but I can tell you they chose wisely. I say that by default as Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Awesome all made their way elegantly and quite sextastically down the red carpet of the TV awards show.

Maybe the awards celebrate TV stars we'd most like to see strip out of their clothing, at least, if I'm guessing the award based on the entrants, that's what I surmise. Though I'm not a critic, just a lover. I leave the criticisms and regrets to my girlfriends. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco Sextastic Boudoir Hotness in FHM

How'd you feel about a little Kaley Cuoco half-dressed in your bedroom from time to time. Like, daily. Hourly. On every hour. I'm still trying to put my feelings on the matter into words. Often hard to do that with such surreal dreams. And not helped by seeing Kaley Cuoco looking all kinds of sextastic in this month's FHM magazine.

I wouldn't say Kaley Cuoco is an underrated hottie, but I would say like many TV stars, it's easy from time to time to forget just how badly you wanted to scrub her down in the shower when first you feasted eyes upon her. Maybe we are taking her for granted. Well, no longer. At least not for the next five minutes or so. Enjoy.

(For more on Kaley Cuoco and other cover girls head to FHM.com.)

Kaley Cuoco, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Standouts at ACM Awards

(I'd add Miranda Lambert in there too, though when it turned out she isn't pregnant, as were the rumors, just said she 'ate too much over the holidays', well, that did hurt her sextastic appeal that is buried there still somewhere.)

You know I know little about Country Music. So, it's like most things. But I do know that hot girls go for Country music guys, and there's even a few hotties among the country music performing crowd as well. At last night's glitzy ACM Awards, several noteworthy faces made an appearance, including a cleavy Kaley Cuoco, an increasingly good looking though still kind of annoying Taylor Swift, and a vastly underrated Carrie Underwood. It was country music at its finest, literally. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards

Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.

Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I've never heard of though he's in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow'd up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People's Choice Awards last night. Now, I'm still not quite clear what the hell the People's Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the 'Hey, I'm Awesome' celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I'd say the 'People' in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.

And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we'll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we're just going to leer at Taylor's ta-tas. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco La Mas Sextastica in Esquire Mexico (It’s Wicked Hot)

Oh, Kaley Cuoco, you do so move us to be better men, or, at least, men who lie better to get girls way out of their league.

Featured in an epic hot pictorial in this month's Esquire Mexico, the Big Bang Theory blonde hottie lets it all hang out, well, not all, that would kill us, but more so than usual with her network gig always pending, in any case, it was enough to make half our staff fall to the floor in a conniption of imagined concept with the bubbly boobtastic fanboy femme fatale.

Dios mio, Kaley. And a double shoutout to your pert pair. Enjoy.

Mandy Moore, Ali Larter, Kaley Cuoco, and Alessandra Ambrosio Provide the Heat at Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic

Back in middle school the most popular girl in school, the perfectly Nordic formed beauty Anna Spanx hosted a Power Rangers makeout party and made a publicly dramatic gesture about handing out invitations to the chosen few, though not so few that it seemed like the entire homeroom class, less yours truly, received her precious pink folded note card invitation. Scorned by the obvious exclusion, I finally found the recently descended sack to confront the gorgeous young Anna about my omission from her popularity party list. She was a blunt girl, being both very pretty and rather lacking in intellectual faculties. Anna informed me that she didn't invite me because it was creepy how I was always trying to peek down her top at her burgeoning female developments and that she didn't want me around all her friends at her party. I took the news rather hard, if for no other reason than to discover I was not as sly a peeker as I had previously thought. Despite my designation as socially unacceptable, Anna was ultimately a very practical girl with solid understanding of her future and told me to meet her behind the science building at recess and for $5 she'd let me get a good long private gander. I'd call that a win for young Egotastic!

These old feelings boiled up again this past weekend as for some odd quirk of the vaunted U.S. Postal Service (R.I.P.), my invitation to the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic never arrived, making me wonder if that golden ticket is even sent my way in the first place?  But who would not want Egotastic! at an upscale event featuring the finest frocked ladies in town attending polo matches in fancy surroundings. I mean, it's not as if we're going to try to sneak up the proper formal dresses of the likes of Mandy Moore, Ali Larter, Kaley Cuoco, and Alessandra Ambrosio, all in attendance at the frou-frou event. It's middle school all over again, only these girls would charge much more than $5. Enjoy.