As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I'll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.
That's the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.
This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It's a mouthful!
Johanna Lundback Bikini and Lingerie Double Down Hot Body Madness
Swedish brunette hottie Johanna Lundback has just about the most righteous body around for modeling bikinis, bras and panties, hopefully my shirt from the wild night before and other such dreamy items. Nelly Swimwear locked her and her body up to visually represent their little bits of wardrobe meant to flatter the delicious curves that make women so much ever better than men. It seems to be working.
While I do try to keep my own lingerie purchasing for my closet of shame down this time of year when it's real bikini season, the likes of Johanna Lundback and her amazingly addictive visual wonderments make it difficult to show restraint. I can only imagine how difficult it makes it for women actually shopping to wear these things. Everything looks crazy hot. How do you choose? Enjoy.
JOHANNA HAS BEEN THE PIMPING NELLY GIRL FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW