Jessica Simpson was looking all kinds of leggy and busty in a gold dress. (Hollywood Tuna)
Behold Laura Cremeschi in a tiny bikini! (TMZ)
Katy Perry makes my crotch soar in this seagull bikini. (Huffington Post)
Nicki Minaj shows off her big ol funbags on the set of her new video. (Drunken Stepfather)
Nicole Scherzinger has some killer curves, y’all. (Popoholic)
Say what you want, but Tila Tequila covered topless and preggers is still hot. (The Superficial)
Jacklyn Adalene is a sportscaster. She’s also REALLY hot. (Busted Coverage)
Jessica Simpson does not hold back when it comes to working the consumer side of her merchandise empire. No holds barred. Or funbags. The mom and recent wife and queen of all things licensed on the Target shelves has a new perfume out with some name that surely sounds powerful yet feminine, tough yet soft. Something like that. What is mostly definitely powerful yet feminine are Jessica’s major league honkers on display in her advertisement for the on-sale scent. Holy big honkers. Those are some pimping hard giant sized peaches.
There’s no point in questioning Jessica Simpson’s business choices. She’s proven herself to have a nose, and chest, for this type of work. If she believes flashing her mega cans is going to help her sell her fragrance, I am certainly not going to ask her to cover up. I wouldn’t ask her that under any circumstance. Enjoy.
We may never get fully back to Daisy Duke in her Daisy Dukes, but Jessica Simpson deserves a solid round of applause for moving from, um, larger new mommy, to MILFtastic hottie in short shorts cruising the airport and flashing some cheeks. Everybody knows the effort she put into it, now, we also get to revel in the visual results.
Jessica Simpson was a once and perhaps now against sextastic celebrity mainstay. Now that she’s forgotten that silly music career and a few too many burgers, we can get back to exulting the hotness that is Jessica Simpson. After all, there is a a reason we all fell in lust with Jessica in the first place. It was not her guitar solos, speaking for myself. Enjoy.
The once and former Jessica Simpson is back again, mommy hot and back in streamline condition thanks to her Weight Watchers commitment. So why not strap on a booby-revealing dress and hit the town for a couple neat and chasers until you love everyone around you. Now that really is the old Jessica Simpson.
Back in the day Jessica was the girl so many young men looked up to to help them become men. She may not have even known it was going on so prevalently, though I suspect she did. C’mon, it wasn’t the amazing singing talents that made Jessica the apple of our eyes. It was her apples themselves. And she sure looked great polishing them up and putting them back out on display for an evening party run. Welcome back, Jessica. We have so missed you. Enjoy.
The White House Correspondents Dinner is a big annual affair where Hollywood hotties and paid comedy writers descend upon D.C. like a traveling circus to make White House politics seem the list bit entertaining. For most of us, politics and bickering and posturing and lying is a petty, boring affair. But you start adding the likes of Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Freida Pinto to the mix, suddenly you have a leer-worthy bit of Washington grandstanding. My, but the ladies do look nice, especially set against the nation’s capital, a town not known for skin, though plenty of underground sin to say the least.
The Correspondents Dinner just goes to show that girls make the party. You invite a couple dozen great looking ladies decked out in their fineries to any gathering and it’s an instantly successful social affair. C-SPAN, snoozer. C-SPAN with Sofia Vergara’s curvy hot body, much less boring. Enjoy.
Did we actually miss the bodacious cleavage of Jessica Simpson, the pop star turned multimillionaire business woman and mom of I can’t remember how many kids now? Well, we came close. Thankfully, in our final review of the Halloween holiday, we caught sight of the mammarial testaments on the front size of Jessica, out on Halloween on a dress that doesn’t begin to fit her fertile form.
We’re not sure in what bodily direction Jessica is headed, but she certainly has some strong tools with which to work. Or, you know, open up her own dairy dispensary. Keep on flopping on, Jess. Enjoy.
I think Jessica Simpson had a baby like three weeks ago or something; either way, put her boyfriend or husband or whoever he is in that category of dudes who just can’t wait to get back into the thick of things, as Jessica recently announced that she’s preggo once again, kind of like those critters that are born pregnant, only much much bigger.
To be fair, while Jessica Simpson grew to the size of a small city or a large manatee during her last pregnancy oh those many months ago, she’s looking pretty good so far in this go-round, at least as she appears after finding just the perfect bikini pose in the mirror after what must’ve been an hour or more of contorted posing.
We happen to dig pregnant women, if you didn’t know, so we’re prone to say, you go girl, to Jessica, quickly on he way to seventeen babies. Enjoy.