Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Looking Mighty Fine in Her Short Shorts With Her Booty Peeking

We may never get fully back to Daisy Duke in her Daisy Dukes, but Jessica Simpson deserves a solid round of applause for moving from, um, larger new mommy, to MILFtastic hottie in short shorts cruising the airport and flashing some cheeks. Everybody knows the effort she put into it, now, we also get to revel in the visual results.

Jessica Simpson was a once and perhaps now against sextastic celebrity mainstay. Now that she's forgotten that silly music career and a few too many burgers, we can get back to exulting the hotness that is Jessica Simpson. After all, there is a a reason we all fell in lust with Jessica in the first place. It was not her guitar solos, speaking for myself. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson, A Little Hammered, A Whole Lotta Cleavetastic Hot

The once and former Jessica Simpson is back again, mommy hot and back in streamline condition thanks to her Weight Watchers commitment. So why not strap on a booby-revealing dress and hit the town for a couple neat and chasers until you love everyone around you. Now that really is the old Jessica Simpson.

Back in the day Jessica was the girl so many young men looked up to to help them become men. She may not have even known it was going on so prevalently, though I suspect she did. C'mon, it wasn't the amazing singing talents that made Jessica the apple of our eyes. It was her apples themselves. And she sure looked great polishing them up and putting them back out on display for an evening party run. Welcome back, Jessica. We have so missed you. Enjoy.

Freida Pinto, Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, and Sofia Vergara Highlight the Hotness at the White House Correspondents Dinner

The White House Correspondents Dinner is a big annual affair where Hollywood hotties and paid comedy writers descend upon D.C. like a traveling circus to make White House politics seem the list bit entertaining. For most of us, politics and bickering and posturing and lying is a petty, boring affair. But you start adding the likes of Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Freida Pinto to the mix, suddenly you have a leer-worthy bit of Washington grandstanding. My, but the ladies do look nice, especially set against the nation's capital, a town not known for skin, though plenty of underground sin to say the least.

The Correspondents Dinner just goes to show that girls make the party. You invite a couple dozen great looking ladies decked out in their fineries to any gathering and it's an instantly successful social affair. C-SPAN, snoozer. C-SPAN with Sofia Vergara's curvy hot body, much less boring. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Mighty Mammary Bulging Over Halloween Holiday

Did we actually miss the bodacious cleavage of Jessica Simpson, the pop star turned multimillionaire business woman and mom of I can't remember how many kids now? Well, we came close. Thankfully, in our final review of the Halloween holiday, we caught sight of the mammarial testaments on the front size of Jessica, out on Halloween on a dress that doesn't begin to fit her fertile form.

We're not sure in what  bodily direction Jessica is headed, but she certainly has some strong tools with which to work. Or, you know, open up her own dairy dispensary. Keep on flopping on, Jess. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Tweets Her Preggo Belly in a Bikini; She’s Breeding Like a Rabbit

I think Jessica Simpson had a baby like three weeks ago or something; either way, put her boyfriend or husband or whoever he is in that category of dudes who just can't wait to get back into the thick of things, as Jessica recently announced that she's preggo once again, kind of like those critters that are born pregnant, only much much bigger.

To be fair, while Jessica Simpson grew to the size of a small city or a large manatee during her last pregnancy oh those many months ago, she's looking pretty good so far in this go-round, at least as she appears after finding just the perfect bikini pose in the mirror after what must've been an hour or more of contorted posing.

We happen to dig pregnant women, if you didn't know, so we're prone to say, you go girl, to Jessica, quickly on he way to seventeen babies. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Cleavetastic, Lea Michele Leggy, Imogen Thomas Bikini Showy Lead the Hotness in Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know the Twitpics are going to be flying fast and furious around Halloween time, with celebs from teen to geriatric donning the skimpiest, showiest, and tightest of outfits to honor the pagan rituals of All Hallowed Saints Day.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Aubrey O'Day flashing major cleavage, Jessica Simpson showing off her losing weight but not losing boobage. Imogen Thomas preggo in a bikini top, Miley Cyrus channeling Nicki Minaj, Kelly Brook in lace and stockings, Kendall Jenner butt-side, Candice Swanepoel leggy skateboarding, and much much more. You owe it to humanity to check out these self-published sextastic celebrity pics. Humanity. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Bare Booty, Emmy Rossum Bikini, and Elizabeth Gillies Sucking a Popsicle Head Up Our Sextastic Twitpic Round

It just keeps getting better and better. Like an old box of Oreos or sex with hairy women, the more we dig, the more we're finding ogle-worthy gems of the self-published sextastic from our very favorite celebrities, who just can not stop taking pictures of them hotselves to share with the rest of the world. Thankfully so.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes our be-lusted Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her sexy cans, Kendall Jenner bikini moments, Lucy Pinder barely covering herself, Elizabeth Gillies giving us naughty thoughts, Jessica Simpson cleavage, and just a ton more must-see private time photos from your ogle-worthy celebs. Check them out. And, enjoy.