Oh, hell0 there little box on my bureau that provides so much special sextastic views of blessedly hot women to me in my NFL licensed pajamas each week. The Boob Tube may have 300 channels of pure junk running at any given time, but some of the channels in that morass of the mundane and blender sales also offers up a bevy of hot to hot nekkid beauties definitely worth perusing with the naughty mind’s eye. Just to save you time, we do a little advanced perusing for you.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Carice Van Houten topless bathing in the Game of Thrones, Jessica Pare in her threesome underwear scene in Mad Men, Billie Piper topless in Penny Dreadful, Brigette Davidovici flashing her delightfully bare asstastic in Californication, Tatiana Maslany with her own stellar seat in Orphan Black, and some hotties topless thespianics in O Cacador (The Hunter), a new series from the blessed TV minds in Brazil. Check them all out, rinse, repeat. Enjoy.
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Despite my increasing laziness to clip together a video for you hard reading audience members, this was actually a pretty inspiring Boob Tube Roundup weekend on the small screen in terms of sextastic skin. Some of it only rated PG-13, but we’re collectively man enough to still use a little imagination when it comes to virtually undressing some ridiculously hot looking ladies of our future dreams.
This weeks’ Boob Tube Roundup included Jessica Pare flashing sideboob in Mad Men (yes, this was last week’s episode, but now I’m catching up), the desperately alluring Eiza Gonzalez and a few of her hot stripper friends in the new episode of Robert Rodriguez’s From Dusk Till Dawn TV series, Josephine Gillan and her outrageously plump udders in Game of Thrones, and Nishi Munshi flashing full frontal funbags in Californication, because David Duchovny’s life isn’t blessed enough. Check them out in photo form and report back on your feelings. Just not to me, please. Tell a buddy. Enjoy.
The thought of swimming nekkid with Jessica Pare surely is a tantalizing idea. The tall long and Frenchy-style lean thespianic has always had quite the naughty girl allure since many of us first fell for her in her classic lesbian teen making of the sexy scenes on screen.
While I can’t give Esquire magazine full credit on this wonderful pictorial, seeing as how we don’t really see Jessica’s finer parts, I do give props for a wonderful tease from a well-alluring woman with a sparkling personality. Now we just need to see the source of the sparkle. I’m ready for this, Jessica. Enjoy.
I must admit to having lost some track of the Mad Men series, that show about advertisers in 1960′s New York that everybody talks about but very few people actually watch. Of course, we do keep track of the best parts of all shows for you, including Mad Men and the delightfully gappy-toothed Jessica Pare and her sensational body.
Jessica was decked out in a 60′s style bikini on the set of the show in Hawaii, because, well, what TV show doesn’t go to Hawaii by it’s fifth or sixth season, but the benefit to us oglers was a solid view of Jessica in her colorful two-piece, albeit hiding herself beneath a large floppy hat and sunglasses (the international signal of ‘don’t be surprised if I’m not as hot as you think when these Ms. Potatohead accessories come off in the bedroom’). Still, we’ve seen enough Jessica to know what we’re dealing with and what we’re dealing with is one alluring Cannuckian actress with a killer body. Enjoy.
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Some new shows, and looking forward to some old shows coming back, and then just still admiring the shizz out of Game of Thrones, even though they’ve decided to put a blanket on most all of the female skin in the show. That’s the short summation of this week’s Boob Tube Roundup, a skintastic highlight of the headlights featured on the small screen this past week.
This week’s Roundup includes Alexis Bledel somehow not showing her nips in a truly boobtastic revealing fur coat in Mad Men, Jessica Pare bra flash in the same, newcomer Jemima Kirke getting the boy bone in Girls, and hotties Willa Ford and Olga Kurylenko flashing bare shower bodies in the Florida 50′s mob show, Magic City. It’s throwbacks to udder goodness. Enjoy.
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As the weather gets warmer, so do the temperatures rise on our favorite sextastic cable television shows, with this past weekend offering up a bevy of boobtastic wonderful courtesy of these just-for-the-grownups small screen gems.
This week’s boob tube roundup includes a bittersweet hello and goodbye to the equine misfortune that was HBO’s short-lived Luck, with topless beauty Weronika Rosati, a memorable season premiere of Mad Men featuring Jessica Pare being as naughty as one can be on basica cable, Anna Wood toples in House of Lies, returned after a brief hiatus, and a bunch of other must-see small screen skinematic clips from that little box that gives us so much hotness these days. Enjoy.
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Last night featured not one, but two big time red carpet premieres with The Hunger Games debuting in London, where it’s sure to be as monster an opening week as in the U.S., and the television series Mad Men celebrating its season premiere at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. The spectacularly hot Jennifer Lawrence and the most undoubtedly under-rated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks just looked one bazillion bucks on the crimson strut-way in London, while the newly MILFtastic January Jones and yet more underrated hotness in the sextastic guise of Jessica Pare held their own, old school style, for the 60′s timepiece boob tube season premiere.
Which duo would you prefer climbing into your limousine after the swank premieres? I started to think of this myself, when suddenly a new fiendish word came to mind — Fivesome! Enjoy.