Jessica Hart

Jessica Hart Puts on Legs Show of Sextastic Summery Proportions

While summer unofficially comes to an end with Labor Day weekend, and officially by calendar in a few weeks, the Summer of Legs on Egotastic! is just getting into full swing, with the hot temps creating the perfect environment for some of our favorite long-stemmed celebrities to flash the product of their Pilates and aerobics and Stairmaster sweating time.

Jessica Hart, one half of the Aussie Hart modeling sister, hit The Big Apple flashing her toned and shapely and all-around tasty looking legs beneath a pair of super short leather something or others. And while we hear at fake-PETA demand that those leather shorts be removed this instant, for the time being, we will happily peruse up and down those long legs, and up again toward Nirvana. Enjoy.

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures for the Pink Bum Rush

As you well know, pink is the third hottest bikini color on supermodels with super bodies, as evidenced by the little lipstick pink number sported by Australian model Jessica Hart during her turn at the 'who's got the hottest celebrity body on Miami Beach today' tournament of goodness.

The spectacular bodied Aussie threw her bodily assets into the ring with a lean tight body so fine, it made her stupid floppy hat just a little less stupid and floppy. Ironically, it had the reverse effect on us as we stared at her hotness. Enjoy.

Jessica Hart Brings You Deep Into Her Sexy Place

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We love to inspect girls places. We love to dig, burrow, and nest in their places. Curl up, hibernate, and make a home in their places. Thus is the lit bit of genius behind Esquire magazine's Me in My Place photoshoot series, taking the voyeur into various hot celebrities personal boudoirs (albeit, those personal boudoirs all seem be the same location on set in New York). Nevertheless, any excuse to get a world class model like Aussie vixen Jessica Hart into her underthings and little tops and throw her body around some furniture is plenty fine by us. Normally, to see a supermodel like this, you have to either be an NFL quarterback or be able to get into the city's most exclusive nightclubs at 3am and bypass a number of security guards.

Our chances for the NFL seem slim and we are in bed with milk and cookies by 9pm, so this does seem like our very best chance. Enjoy.

Jessica Hart and Ashley Hart Bikini Pictures May Lead to Hot Sisters Fantasies

If Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Inception jumped into my brain to explore my dreams, he'd find two things: first, you know, lots of naughty things to do with his girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, but, second, pictures of two hot sisters in bikini sucking on watermelon slices, laying out in the sun, and playing Frisbee. Oh, and, giggling, in my dreams, always lots of giggling. Leave it to sexy Australian model sisters, Jessica Hart and Ashley Hart, to remind Americans what hot girls are supposed to do in parks on sunny days.

Oh, sister, will you oil my back?

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures Bring the Summer from Down Under

How does Australia manage to produce so many hot swimsuit models? I have my own theory, it involves Vegemite and toilets flushing counter-clockwise, but the science is iffy. However, there's no denying, Jessica Hart bikini pictures display yet another bit of Aussie-bred water's edge perfection. Jessica Hart is the classic, tall drink of water; this SI Swimsuit model, sexy, slinky in her purple-kini has me thinking it's time to hit the beach for some in-person, summer time ogling. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Scope Australia / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures are Good Enough For Me

Don't worry, I've never heard of Jessica Hart before either, but she's an Australian Victoria's Secret model and if she's good enough for Victoria's Secret, then she's good enough for me. These Jessica Hart bikini pictures were snapped on the beach in Sydney, Australia, where apparently girls this hot just walk around in tiny bikinis. Man I need to go back to Australia...

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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