Guitar World magazine figured why not wrap up their end of the year edition with three ridiculously hot girls holding guitars. And that’s an excellent question. Everything is better with Playmates, like Amanda Cerny, Jessa Hinton, and Shelby Chesnes who remind me through their smoking sextastic bodies why I desperately took guitar lessons at age twelve to be a future rock and roll star. My inability to ever play a chord hindered my rock and roll stardom, and, alas, I’m realizing only now, my chance at Playmate sex.
Still, dare to dream young man. If you learn to handle the axe and get yourself into a happening band, you will be drowning in fine female forms. It’s the first rule of nature really. And unless you were born to be an athlete, I’d choose the guitar. Now, go forth and rip it. Enjoy.
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Jessa Hinton isn’t just any lady. She’s a former Playmate turned boxing and poker sideline TV reporter. Now, she’s nekkid and I couldn’t be happier. Her body isn’t just killer, it’s to be killed for, as in I’d shank any one of you for the chance to spend five minute alone in a broom closet with Jessa. And, no, Jessa, that’s not a broom handle, I’m just damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.
Former Playboy Playmate Jessa Hinton is the latest and greatest hot body this 138 or something bottled water company has pulled in for a crazy hot photoshoot in the L.A. area. In this case, the delicious Jessa Hinton barely covered and barely clad and making me all kinds of thirsty.
I’m not sure I’m going to pick my bottled water based on seeing a wicked hot girl half-nekkid drinking it in a commercial. Now, if Jessa Hinton was standing at the store asking me to try her liquid refreshments, that’s a no-brainer. Because I am but Jell-O before pretty ladies. Enjoy.
Oh, you wicked raunchy perverted readers, you. How we adore your dirty minds, and, more to the point, your fruit-filled contributions to the sextastic pot we call Egotastic! It’s a menagerie of the mostly nekkid this week in Reader Finds, including Katy Cocktease in some newly released, of course, teasy outtakes from Maxim, Candice Swanepoel flashing her swane poles, Colombian Supermodel Karen Carreno so super hot, more delicious ripe funbags from Holly Peers, even more found topless Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Jessa Hinton Read more… »
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You know by now our campaign to promote Wednesday to a decent weekday. And what better way to promote anything than with sweet hot sexy celebrity bodies. This week’s Humpday Huzzah comes courtesy of the world that mixes the sextastic with sports, my very favorite world as it turns out, with TopRank Boxing hottie interviewer Jessa Hinton and her ridiculously sexy pictorial in this month’s edition of Playboy. Jessa is a multi-talented girl who can both ask questions and take off her clothes and bend in all sorts of delightfully ogle-worthy positions. Learn to love Wednesdays, people, it’s the hot new trend. Enjoy.