Well, Allure magazine has kind of outdone themselves once again. And clearly outdone many men’s magazine as well, with their long anticipated almost kind of nekkid celebrity spread in their May edition. This go-round we get to almost see Naya Rivera from Glee (previously published), Clare Bowen the hottie from Nashville, Christa Miller the cutie from Scrubs, and Jennifer Morrison from House. All quite contorted to avoid getting nasty letters from the pearl clutchers of this world who find the nekkid female form to be an insult to their sensibilities, but enough skin to instill in us the exact type of lust that those pearl clutchers fear.
Bless you, Allure. You’re a doing your damndest to instill some European sensibilities about celebrity skin onto American soil (and, yeah, I love the good old U.S.A., but let’s face it, Europe has it going on us in regards to women showing skin in popular media and nobody freaking out about ‘the children’).
Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom — Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.
It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o’ lotion dispensers. I guess that’s the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.
It’s way too early to declare what 2012 will be the year of. Clearly, 2011 was the year of the hot-became-hotter MILF, no doubt about it. We’re hoping that the current year might go down someday as the year of the underrated hottie, the sextastic celebrities who we simply never see out in public too often, deciding to come out and play before the Armageddon.
A good early omen are these Jennifer Morrison bikini pictures from South Florida over the weekend. We rarely ever get to see this Windy City native thespianic and former House star flashing her full potentials. Like Haley’s Comet kind of rare almost. Jennifer definitely deserves more recognition than she receives for the all-over smiles she brings to men’s faces, and we hope that in 2012 she decides to break out the hot body big time. Enjoy.
You know what’s hot? These Jennifer Morrison bikini pictures from the latest issue of Men’s Fitness magazine. You probably know Jennifer from her role on House, or as James T. Kirk’s mom in the new Star Trek movie. Either way, she’s a lot hotter than I expected.
So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that’s only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn’t the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke’s grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.
Of course, you don’t care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You’ll find over 200 pictures after the jump.
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Photographer Timothy White has taken some pretty damn sexy photos for his book Hollywood Pinup. I don’t know how he got stars like Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Kate Hudson to pose nude for him, but I assume that not showing any actual nipple was the deciding factor for them. Still, this is one coffee table book that is worth picking up.
Other stars featured in the book include Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford, one of the Olsen Twins (I can’t tell which), Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams.
You can find the rest of the pinup pictures after the jump.
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Jennifer Morrison plays the cute doctor chick on House. That’s pretty much all I know about her, because House is a pretty ridiculous show, and I don’t watch it. However, if House would feature more of Jennifer Morrison in a bikini, then maybe I might be more inclined to watch.
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