Jennette McCurdy

Jennette McCurdy Bikini Hotness, Nicki Minaj Asstastic, and Coco Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 9:02 am
Jennette McCurdy Bikini in Hot Tub Facebook Pic
Rihanna Bikinis on Instagram
Victoria Justice Kissing Spongebob on Instagram
Spring Breakers Take a Pic on Instagram
Nicki Minaj Asstastic Bikini Twitpics
Rachel Korine and Ashley Benson Cleavage on Twitter
Victoria Silvstedt Wears Lingerie on Twitpic
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson on Twitter
Sara Jean Underwood Awesome Cleavage on Twitter
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Oh, be still my Dunkin Donuts clogged heart, we have quite a few doozies this past week in the world of the self--published and promoted sextastic celebrity pics.

This blessed phenomenon is simply growing and growing, to the point that the Kardashians are barely included today and we still have nearly thirty sweet smoking views of some of our favorites provided by the intersection of ego and cell camera, and delivered straight down the avenue of hotness right to your front door step, err, leering eyeballs.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes fanboy favorite youngin' Jennette McCurdy in a revealing bikini top, Coco used to revealing her top so going for more, Nicki Minaj bikini asstastic bombs, birthday girl Rihanna in more bikinis, recent birthday girl Victoria Justice being cutesy as she does, Emily Osment bikini twisty posing, and much much more. You owe it to the Manti Te'o's dead fake girlfriend to view each and every one of these photos in their entirety. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE HEAVILY SEDATED
Adrianne Curry in the Shower Twitpic
Jennette Mccurdy Showing Her Flexibility Twitpic
Kim Kardashian Hot Young Body on Instagram
Miley Cyrus Shows Her Tongue and Cleavage on Twitter
Bar Refaeli Work Out Moves on Twitter
Adrianne Curry in the Shower Twitpic
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Jennette McCurdy Bikini Top Pictures for Your Aloha How Do You Do Moment

By Bill Swift | August 31, 2012 @ 8:18 am
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennette Mccurdy in a Bikini Top on the Beach in Hawaii
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McCurdy 'Doctored' Topless
Jennette McCurdy Accidentally Topless on iCarly
This iCarly 'wardrobe malfunction turned out to be a hoax. 7 Photos »

Well, hello, Jennette McCurdy and your overly ample sized funbags.

The iCarly sidekick star has something of a cult following among our readers, and now presumably among most people out there who'd never really understand the cultists in the first place. The short but well-developed young actress (don't freak out, freaker outers and reflexive pearl clutchers, she is 20, she just plays a high school student on TV) hit the beach in Hawaii for a little paddle board time and a little time for her fans to experience more skin from Jennette than you'll see in a thousand episodes of her show.

Some of you are not going to be with us after today after seeing these photos. To those who choose death by fapping, we salute you and we promise to make up a more family-friendly, heroic tale of your departure. Enjoy.

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Jennette McCurdy Accidentally iTopless on iCarly? (VIDEO)

 
By Jon | April 22, 2011 @ 8:31 am
Jennette McCurdy Accidentally Topless on iCarly
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UPDATED TO ADD (4/22/2001: 19:07 PST): Thanks to the ton of you who wrote in to break my little heart. I suppose the waiting game continues for real Jennette McCurdy topless pictures. And, wait I shall. Like the most loyal horny dog in the world. (Curses you evil-doer who spent countless hours counterfeiting frames in the clip!)

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DISCLAIMER: Somehow, this is likely a very clever fake. Just Spidey-senses on this one, but it's still fun to imagine and wonder.

We've had a number of you pervs (like me) who've been sending letters over the years asking to see iCarly cutie and Miranda Cosgrove actress foil, Jennette McCurdy, a lesser known starlet in the Nickelodeon starlet factory, but certainly one who is, as they say about girls before 18, fetching. But, finally, there seems to be at least a fun, debatable reason to feature the darling Ms. McCurdy, this seemingly boob-baring quick clip from an episode of iCarly where the now barely legal Jennette McCurdy appears to be wardrobe malfunctioning on an episode of the G-rated teen show. What do you think?

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Mike N.' for pointing us in the direction of the video clip. We've had other readers send us copies of the stills, but videos are much harder to alter and so this was definitely attention worthy, though do bare (bear) in mind the Disclaimer above.)

Be sure to check Egotastic! out on Facebook where we can hash out such important matters of the day.

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