Egotastic
Well, hello, Jennette McCurdy and your overly ample sized funbags.
The iCarly sidekick star has something of a cult following among our readers, and now presumably among most people out there who'd never really understand the cultists in the first place. The short but well-developed young actress (don't freak out, freaker outers and reflexive pearl clutchers, she is 20, she just plays a high school student on TV) hit the beach in Hawaii for a little paddle board time and a little time for her fans to experience more skin from Jennette than you'll see in a thousand episodes of her show.
Some of you are not going to be with us after today after seeing these photos. To those who choose death by fapping, we salute you and we promise to make up a more family-friendly, heroic tale of your departure. Enjoy.
Jennette McCurdy Bikini Hotness, Nicki Minaj Asstastic, and Coco Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Oh, be still my Dunkin Donuts clogged heart, we have quite a few doozies this past week in the world of the self--published and promoted sextastic celebrity pics.
This blessed phenomenon is simply growing and growing, to the point that the Kardashians are barely included today and we still have nearly thirty sweet smoking views of some of our favorites provided by the intersection of ego and cell camera, and delivered straight down the avenue of hotness right to your front door step, err, leering eyeballs.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes fanboy favorite youngin' Jennette McCurdy in a revealing bikini top, Coco used to revealing her top so going for more, Nicki Minaj bikini asstastic bombs, birthday girl Rihanna in more bikinis, recent birthday girl Victoria Justice being cutesy as she does, Emily Osment bikini twisty posing, and much much more. You owe it to the Manti Te'o's dead fake girlfriend to view each and every one of these photos in their entirety. Enjoy.
LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE HEAVILY SEDATED