Egotastic
Oh, be still my Dunkin Donuts clogged heart, we have quite a few doozies this past week in the world of the self--published and promoted sextastic celebrity pics.
This blessed phenomenon is simply growing and growing, to the point that the Kardashians are barely included today and we still have nearly thirty sweet smoking views of some of our favorites provided by the intersection of ego and cell camera, and delivered straight down the avenue of hotness right to your front door step, err, leering eyeballs.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes fanboy favorite youngin' Jennette McCurdy in a revealing bikini top, Coco used to revealing her top so going for more, Nicki Minaj bikini asstastic bombs, birthday girl Rihanna in more bikinis, recent birthday girl Victoria Justice being cutesy as she does, Emily Osment bikini twisty posing, and much much more. You owe it to the Manti Te'o's dead fake girlfriend to view each and every one of these photos in their entirety. Enjoy.
Jennette McCurdy Getting All Grow’d Up in Regard Magazine
I know the lust for our getting grown up Disney and Nick starlets runs deep in these parts, including most definitely the bubbly blonde Jennette McCurdy who you all write me many letters inquiring about, usually letters in crayon or Magic Marker.
Featured in the current Regard magazine, Jennette doesn't exactly break as loose as we'd like her to be, or guess that she is in private, still this is most definitely a step in the right direction for the chesty blonde. We're seeing more of Jennette being slightly naughty on social media of late. Now, more grown up photoshoots. What comes next is anybody's guess, and, for many of you, an unwieldy dream. Enjoy.
JENNETTE MCCURDY IN A BIKINI TOP BLEW OUR FREAKIN' MINDS