Egotastic
Janet Jackson's breasts are kind of freaking me out. It's not like fake breasts are anything new, but hers look as though they've been bolted on. Maybe that's what that weird flap of skin between her breasts is. Or maybe it's the quick-release button, for when she wants to bolt on another set.
Of course, with a fake nose, eye job, and face lift, there really isn't much about Janet Jackson that's still actually hers. At least not anything that didn't come with a receipt.
People say Michael Jackson is a freak. I don't think there's anyone in the Jackson family that you can't say that about.
More pictures of Janet Jackson's freakish breasts after the jump.
Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala
You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.
Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.
And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.