Ivanka Trump

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Trunfio, and Ivanka Trump Sexy Up the Vanity Fair Party at the Tribeca Film Festival

Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.

Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who’s pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of  evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn’t have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.


January Jones is quite alluring. (FoxNews)

Kim Cattrall strips off her clothes. (HuffPo)

Gwen Stefani storms France. (GlobalGrind)

Every gamer’s first two crushes. (CollegeHumor)

Elisabetta Canalis in bikini bottoms. (Popoholic)

Pictures of hot chicks. (Break)

Ivanka Trump dresses like Playboy Bunny. (GossipCop)

Ivanka Trump’s Breasts are Trying to Escape

I don’t know what it is about the Trump family, but they don’t seem to be able to see what’s right in front of them. Whether it’s Donald Trump‘s ridiculous hair, or daughter Ivanka Trump‘s obviously botched boob job, I think this trait must be genetic.

Honestly, you’d think that being a Billionaire would mean you could afford breast implants that wouldn’t leave you with a completely lopsided chest, but I guess that isn’t the case. Or maybe it’s that skewed sense of reality that just doesn’t let them think anything could ever be wrong.

Maybe Ivanka should follow another of her father’s annoying habits and threaten to sue. The Trumps seem to be good at that.

Check out more of Ivanka Trump and her lopsided breasts after the jump. But do it quickly, it looks like one of them is trying to get away!


Ivanka Trump and Topher Grace? Really?

If this one’s true, it’s got to be the weirdest celebrity pairing of all time. According to People, Ivanka Trump, sometime model, vice president of development and acquisitions for the Trump Organization, and daughter of The Donald, was spotted getting very friendly with former That 70s Show star, Topher Grace.

Ivanka Trump and Topher Grace got close this weekend in Las Vegas, where she celebrated her 25th birthday on Saturday at Pure nightclub.

Trump and Grace danced and cuddled on the VIP bed and even shared a quick kiss during the party.

Trump and Grace, 28, who got into the Halloween spirit by wearing a Teen Wolf mask (though he took it off for the kiss), left holding hands.

Okay, maybe it’s not the weirdest celebrity pairing of all time, but it’s definitely an odd couple if there ever was one. If you ask me though, not that you should, I think this is more of a “hey you’re hot, let’s make out” type of thing.

Honestly, I don’t know much about Ivanka Trump, other than she’s got herself a new set of boobs, but I don’t see her as being into the skinny Star Wars nerd type. No matter how much money they might have. And really, what the hell does it matter how much money Topher’s got, she is Ivanka Trump, after all.

More Ivanka Trump pictures after the jump.


Did The Donald Get Ivanka Trump New Boobs?

Insert cartoon sound effect here.

So, I think it’s pretty obvious what’s happened here. Either Ivanka Trump got a nice little present from daddy Donald, or she’s trotting out the latest product placement tie-in for this year’s season of The Apprentice. I think they’re calling it Trump Boobs.