I don’t normally like to get involved in political scandals, but I do want to stick up for Huma Abedin, beleaguered wife of Anthony Weiner, the dickly named U.S. Congressman admitting today finally that he’s been texting pictures of his johnson to lots of ladies on his Blackberry Curve; appropriate if you’ve seen his tool pix.
Huma Abedin is the long time traveling secretary of now Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Rumor has it, the two are so close you need a crow bar and some oleo to pry them apart at times (if you wish to retain the contents of your lunch bucket, don’t dwell too long on that visual seed).
But here’s my real point — Huma Abedin is kind of hot. And, yeah, dudes who like to send pics of their junk around the Internet will do so even when they have hot wives or girlfriends, it’s just their thing. But, Huma, sweetheart. I don’t even own a camera. We can be together. When you’re gone on your special ‘junkets’ to the Sapphic Islands with Hillary, I’ll keep the home fires burning, completely offline. Call me.