Egotastic
Gretchen shook me awake this morning atop the office couch with a six-fingered slap to the face. She was alarmed that I'd yet to put up a Top 10 list of 2010 of some kind for the final day of the year. I don't really like Top 10 lists so much, everybody does them, some are good, but, you know, I'm a forward looking guy. So, she said, that's it. Be forward looking. Make a list of newly introduced Egotastic! sexy celebrities in 2010 that you expect to be even hotter in 2011. Well, thank God for Gretchen who does most of my thinking on days when I'm hungover (or thinking about becoming hungover).
Herein is my list of 10 hotties, unranked (I can't possibly favor one over another) we added to the ranks in 2010 that I can't wait to see more of in 2011. I've included all new pictures and videos of these sexy celebrities, because, well, this is Egotastic!
Mind you, this is an abridged list. Which basically means I'm too lazy to make a complete list and ten is enough, though the list could be much longer (so do not fret if you don't see one of your new favorites, only the sexy celebrities make the site in the first place and they'll all be back in 2011). Enjoy.
1. VICTORIA JUSTICE
Stunning beauty who turns 18 in February of the coming year. Let us pray she goes all Miley.
2. EDITA VILKEVICIUTE
I can't possibly compile a list of new sextastic celebrities without a shoutout to my unknowing future bride, not so long as I can pretend she keeps sending me wedding night costume ideas.
3. COBIE SMULDERS
How I Met Cobie Smulders. She was long overdue to make the site in 2010. I'm crossing my fingers for some R-rated content in 2011.
Do You Have A Hayley Williams Thing Going On?
So, indulge me. I'm a closet Hayley Williams fan since seeing her in concert last year (and, most especially, seeing Hayley Williams topless as well). Okay, so she's not a true ginger, and she's not model standard hot, but there's something about this sexually spirited singing pixie that sends the tingly messengers along the male pattern neurons. These tame Hayley Williams pictures from Self Magazine are hardly the Paramore porno, but, they do remind me of how hot she looks doing the splits flying off a six-foot-speaker. Enjoy.