Hana Nitsche

Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures Are Black and Green and German Hot All Over

I guess this is what people mean by ‘model body’. Or a ‘model’s body’. In short, they don’t pass out big contracts to just any lady who signs up to strut their stuff in magazines or down the runway. It sure helps a lot if you look like sextastic German model Hana Nitsche. And especially so if you can look like Hana in a bikini, as she did over the weekend in Miami in both black and green…

Quite a tremendous display from this young brunette hottie who I think is still dating rap mogul Russell Simmons, Any time you say ‘mogul’ you know there’s going to be a hot girlfriend involved. But Hana? Wow, you lucky lucky bastard. Enjoy.

Hana Nitsche in a Green Bikini in Miami

Hana Nitsche Bikini Hotness Shines For Russell Simmons In Front of His Ex, Kimora Lee Simmons

File this under the category of Things You Get to Do When You’re Flat Loaded.

Ever since media mogul Russell Simmons has ditched his ex-wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, well, he continues to holiday with her and their kids on their annual Barbados winter vacation, only now, every year, he brings along a new hot model or actress conquest, younger and hotter than his ex-wife. And they all have to get along just dandy like.

His current half-his-age squeeze is German stunning model Hana Nitsche, who flitted about in her little red bikini, playing with Russell in the surf and sand, while Kimora hung around with the kids and pretended this was all perfectly cool. I’m telling you, only a super player can pull of this kind of stable trick.

And just to drive home his player prowess, the 50-something Simmons instructed hot Hana to step onto his back along the ocean. It’s a sign that you’ve got so much tail you’ve got girls climbing on top of you. And it’s admirable in its own male arrogance. Enjoy.

Hana Nitsche Bikini Steps on Russell Simmons Back, Literally

Hana Nitsche and Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini to Bikini in Barbados

Hana Nitsche Banging Bikini Body and Banging Russell Simmons on Miami Beach

Guess we have to give it up to Russell Simmons for living the dream we’ve all pretty much dreamed. Every four to six months or so Russell appears along some happening celebrity coastline with yet another much much younger actress or model babe, looking like the fox who just ate the chicken (and, yes, that is a euphemism for looking like he just knocked boots with a young model hottie) and just wearing the grin of a satisfied man.

Latest Simmons conquest, Hana Nitsche, showed off her smoking sextastic body in a gold bikini in betwixt bouts with her much older new rich boyfriend. Now, we rise above petty feelings such as jealous and envy here at Egotastic!, I mean, we do try our damnedest to do so, but, it’s just so hard… Russell Simmons, you lucky bastard! Enjoy.