Haley King

Rihanna’s Shiny Arse, Sara Jean Underwood Cleave, and Haley King Chest Puppies Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

We have many blessings here at Egotastic!, tidings and trends that we feel like lucky little boys receiving their prized train set on Christmas morning kind of lucky. And this trend of sextastic celebrities clicking their own revealing pics for public publishing, it really is some kind of gift from on high. Throw in the fact that that circle of egotistic Egotastic! favorites circle ever widens, and we are feeling the kiss of benevolence. Now, onto the show...

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a brand newcomer (hopefully never leaver) Haley King throwing her delicious teen puppies into the ring, Rihanna showing off in a bikini, pixie-perfect Sara Jean Underwood curvaceous delights, Katy Perry hanging with a lizard, McKayla Maroney and Taylor Swift in innocence we'd like to corrupt, Kari Byron chesty goodness, and much much more. Go find your favorite. And, enjoy.

Haley King Cleavetastic Skydiving (VIDEO)

Haley Is Going Down While We Are Rising

You, me, we, all fallen deep in lust with Haley King this past week. So, this  truly is a blessing...

Thanks to EgoReader 'Dana' for providing this oddly epic chance to go skydiving with the low-cut tank-top wearing Haley King as she takes the plunge from high high heights and we get to leer leer leer at her noteworthy mammaries. Of course, you're going to find yourself rather jealous of the tandem diver who ultimately gets to mount her on her descent toward mother earth, but, I bet you still enjoy.

Haley King Bikini Pictures from Miami To Kick Off Our New Lust Crush

Oh, sure, the cynics among you will say that our brand new infatuation with Selena Gomez teen thespianic chick buddy Haley King is merely a result of our eyes feasting upon Haley's not larger than we like bosom and her nubile young Hollywood body, and, well, those cynics would be right. But in the 24 hours since our incredibly profound feelings for the Hollywood Heights actress has developed, we've taking a strong all-over liking to Haley, beyond just her fantabulous funbags and beyond just the superficial, to elements such as her nice booty and her toned and shapely legs. We like a girl for what's on the inside, or, at least, on her underside. And Haley King has got it going on.

It was tough to collect Haley King bikini photos from her vacation together with Selena this week in Miami, but, trust me, the paparazzi are about to shift focus to this curvaceous up-and-comer. This is the power of you the collective readers on Egotastic! Enjoy.

Selena Gomez’ Massive Mammary Mystery Friend Unveiled: Haley King

We love our readers, the most educated entertainment site viewers on the entire web, statistically speaking, and nothing if not helpful in tracking down the name behind the big funbags.

Earlier today we commented slashes ogled the noteworthy sized knockers of the unknown blonde girl accompanying Selena Gomez out of Miami through the airport. Well, a ton of you (thanks to you all) let us know that the massive mammary mystery friend in shades was none other than barely legal teen actress Haley King, who got her start as the little girl in Spielberg's A.I., and now plays the mean hottie school bitch on the Nick at Nite show, Hollywood Heights. She may be hiding the face, but apparently those double stacks were just too much of a giveaway.

Consider us instantaneous Haley King fans! Check her out at the Nylon magazine party from earlier this summer, and enjoy.

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